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Subject: A Theory: The truth about Shishka
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Last night in #moap I noticed something: Stosh occasionally signs on, yet Shishka never has. I also noticed something else: Stosh and Shishka are both Master Forum Ninjas and both seem to have been here since the start of time.

Now why does this matter, you might ask? Because I believe Shishka is Stosh. This may sound crazy at first, but let me explain my logic.

Stosh is the exact opposite of Shishka, thus leading me to believe Shishka created the alternate personality of Stosh to express his true inner feelings. Think about it, Shishka has created the image of a mysterious man that has been rumored to shoot kittens for entertainment. Stosh has been known for being made of flowers and silly and petting kittens for entertainment.

Another thing I noticed is that Stosh isn't afraid to lock and ban when needed. Is that Shishka's true personality leaking through? I'm not sure. On the same hand, there have been rumors that Shishka has been seen dancing under rainbows and painting fences for the poor. Perhaps Shishka is slowly becoming his alternate personality? Again, I'm not sure.

Now this might all sound crazy and it may take a while to sink in, but just give it a minute to think about. But then again maybe in the end I'm just rambling on about some lame theory that even I don't understand. I guess that's up for you to decide, Bungie.net forums.

[Edited on 8/2/2006]

  • 08.02.2006 1:31 PM PDT
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As much as I want to laugh my head off at this....it actually makes sense......

  • 08.02.2006 1:34 PM PDT
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Posted by: Kilroy
As much as I want to laugh my head off at this....it actually makes sense......

Scary, isn't it?

  • 08.02.2006 1:35 PM PDT
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Posted by: Evil Fluffy
Posted by: Kilroy
As much as I want to laugh my head off at this....it actually makes sense......

Scary, isn't it?


Very....

  • 08.02.2006 1:40 PM PDT
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Posted by: Kilroy
As much as I want to laugh my head off at this....it actually makes sense......

  • 08.02.2006 1:42 PM PDT
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I may be the first person to finally figure out Shishka.

  • 08.02.2006 1:43 PM PDT

Posted by: Ada Astra
gruntfarmer is a cheeseburger.

Eight out of every six people are Chinese.

what if everyone on bungie is just an alternete personality of shishka!? O_o spooky.....

  • 08.02.2006 1:43 PM PDT

(10:19:49 PM) Scruss: oh and pezza, i saw what you did to that cat
(10:20:17 PM) Pezza: You were the one with the video camera breathing heavily. Of course you saw.

Its so crazy that it just might be true.

  • 08.02.2006 1:45 PM PDT

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  • 08.02.2006 1:49 PM PDT

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This theory kicks ass!

  • 08.02.2006 1:50 PM PDT
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Posted by: GameJunkieJim
I think, sir, that you are insane. But we take all kinds here.

I prefer the term idiot, but I'm very lenient on people's description of me.

  • 08.02.2006 1:50 PM PDT
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Anything is possible.

  • 08.02.2006 1:53 PM PDT
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  • 08.02.2006 1:57 PM PDT
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LoL, Nice Theory Evil Fluffy !!

However, I've seen pictures of both of our resident Master Moderators.

This is Shishka (Ladies Man)

But I can't find that picture of Stosh someone showed me. But it doesn't look like him^^^^

  • 08.02.2006 2:00 PM PDT
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Location: Outlaws' Summit.

Posted by: stosh
Anything is possible.


I can't find your picture anywhere. What did you do with it, Mister Moderator?

  • 08.02.2006 2:01 PM PDT
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ಠ_ಠ

That's because it is someone else! Shishka took a fake picture to make it seem like stosh is someone else!

It's ingenious!

  • 08.02.2006 2:03 PM PDT
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Posted by: stosh
Anything is possible.

That's what my boss said about me being off for the weekend...*looks at schedule*...I hate Wal-Mart.

  • 08.02.2006 2:04 PM PDT
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Posted by: ICEMAN ASSASS1N
LoL, Nice Theory Evil Fluffy !!

However, I've seen pictures of both of our resident Master Moderators.

This is Shishka (Ladies Man)

But I can't find that picture of Stosh someone showed me. But it doesn't look like him^^^^


Holy Photoshop!!!

  • 08.02.2006 2:04 PM PDT
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Posted by: Evil Fluffy
I may be the first person to finally figure out Shishka.


Watch out, Shishka/Stosh might come in here and get you! Rumors I herd are that Shishka/Stosh is really the Bungie S.S. Watch out!

  • 08.02.2006 2:06 PM PDT
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Posted by: stosh
Anything is possible.


is it true? maybe...

  • 08.02.2006 2:07 PM PDT
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Shishka is Bruce. Stosh is Batman!

  • 08.02.2006 2:10 PM PDT
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Posted by: GameJunkieJim
I think, sir, that you are insane. But we take all kinds here.

Is he? Or is he so sane he sent your mind spinning like a top?

No forget I wrote that

  • 08.02.2006 2:10 PM PDT

Posted by: Ada Astra
gruntfarmer is a cheeseburger.

Eight out of every six people are Chinese.

Posted by: ICEMAN ASSASS1N
LoL, Nice Theory Evil Fluffy !!

However, I've seen pictures of both of our resident Master Moderators.

This is Shishka (Ladies Man)

But I can't find that picture of Stosh someone showed me. But it doesn't look like him^^^^

which one is he?

  • 08.02.2006 2:10 PM PDT

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