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so i goto my shrink right... he comes up with the brilliant analysis that I am depressed... really? whoda thunk it... well then he has another flash of intuition and tells me I have insomnia... *GASP!* jeez... dumbass "doctors" and their happy pills.

  • 10.10.2004 2:55 PM PDT
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What, did you expect something complex?

You're simply depressed. Don't blame them for your lack of interesting problems. Would you rather them make up -blam!- to make your diagnosis sound more interesting?

  • 10.10.2004 3:06 PM PDT
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ive always wanted to go 2 a shrink and pretend im mentaly unstable. for some reason, thats been my life-long dream.

  • 10.10.2004 3:18 PM PDT
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Posted by: RandomlyIssued
ive always wanted to go 2 a shrink and pretend im mentaly unstable. for some reason, thats been my life-long dream.


And they might know you're faking it. In fact, I'd say it's likely they would - however, they probably wouldn't call you on it. All they have to do is pretend to be convinced to begin billing you or your insurance company.

  • 10.10.2004 3:20 PM PDT
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Posted by: RandomlyIssued
ive always wanted to go 2 a shrink and pretend im mentaly unstable. for some reason, thats been my life-long dream.


And they might know you're faking it. In fact, I'd say it's likely they would - however, they probably wouldn't call you on it. All they have to do is pretend to be convinced to begin billing you or your insurance company.


preciselly.

  • 10.10.2004 4:36 PM PDT
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I think there are more productive means of getting billed...

  • 10.10.2004 4:43 PM PDT

Ach! Was ist los?

Shrink: n., a medical practitioner who's in it for the money. Shrinks are most commonly found in the psychiatric profession because of its relative lack of actual hands-on work. Oppose: Doctor, Medic.

--Sgt. Smith doesn't need no quack to tell him he's crazy.

  • 10.10.2004 4:54 PM PDT
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Posted by: ObbiQuiet
I think there are more productive means of getting billed...


yeah. just park sideways on the highway in Puerto Rico near San Juan. it's fun. not that i've done it.

  • 10.10.2004 5:05 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

I've also learned that shrinks tend to be the most liberal wack jobs on the face of the earth. ( Not to get political or offensive.)

  • 10.10.2004 6:11 PM PDT
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es muy loco.

  • 10.10.2004 6:25 PM PDT
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You just relized this?

  • 10.10.2004 6:25 PM PDT
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no. i like to state the obvious

  • 10.10.2004 6:30 PM PDT
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shrinks are cool they listen and -blam!- whereas everyone else tells you to stfu and deal with it

  • 10.10.2004 6:33 PM PDT
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i prefer the 'stfu' thank you very much, with a side of 'die, fool!'

  • 10.10.2004 6:44 PM PDT