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  • 08.05.2006 12:57 PM PDT
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If Bill gates and Ted Nugent have those means of travel, why not our Bungie Webmaster?

  • 08.05.2006 12:59 PM PDT

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I want to know exactly what goes on in Bungie studios before I condone any more of its activities.


When we need your approval, rest assured we'll come to extract with with a jagged edge of some sort.

  • 08.05.2006 1:00 PM PDT
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Mabye its not illegal to fly a jetpack drunk. If he drove a car, he'd get a DUI.
And KP probably drives/flies whatever Frankie gives him. Although, every time KP owns everyone else on the Humpday challenge, Frankie should add a Harrier jet to KP's garage. He'd have like twenty by now.

  • 08.05.2006 1:07 PM PDT

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Posted by: impurity
I want to know exactly what goes on in Bungie studios before I condone any more of its activities.


When we need your approval, rest assured we'll come to extract with with a jagged edge of some sort.


The jagged edge of a harsh reality and despair... or maybe it'll be metal, i don't know.

What i do know, impurity, is that the webmaster does indeed have a jetpack and somewhere around here i have evidence, but it's proving to be some what elusive right now. More on this epic hunt as it develops.

  • 08.05.2006 1:08 PM PDT
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Imp...have you been drinking again?

  • 08.05.2006 1:10 PM PDT
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I want a jetpack......

  • 08.05.2006 1:12 PM PDT
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Posted by: impurity
I've heard this rumor. Does anyone have any testimony or factual basis? There is also talk of KP riding around on magic carpets. I want to know exactly what goes on in Bungie studios before I condone any more of its activities.


Idk, KP seems like more of a honda civic, kinda guy.

  • 08.05.2006 1:12 PM PDT
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Webmasters need neither jetpacks nor dragons. They traverse upon the plane of enlightenment and their wishes (once properly signed and cosigned in triplicate) become reality.

[Edited on 8/5/2006]

  • 08.05.2006 1:16 PM PDT
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After thinking about it, the webmaster probably needs air conditioning. Does the jetpack fly fast enough(and long enough) to keep him cool?

  • 08.05.2006 1:22 PM PDT
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He does travel via jepack.

Although, No Jetpack for the Webmaster is complete without.........

a. Nifty beer can holder

b. oxygen supply

c. back up Foam Cowboy hat (in case original is blown off in flight)


:P

His jetpack is hidden though, in one of the corners of Bungie's office or in the basement....

  • 08.05.2006 1:36 PM PDT
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No, he already said he rides a jazzy.

  • 08.05.2006 1:50 PM PDT
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It isn't a jetpack...It's a rocket booster...

  • 08.05.2006 1:52 PM PDT
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He had one, but a cop issued him a FUI. The webmaster then ripped him in half.

  • 08.05.2006 4:37 PM PDT