- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
1. pull the trigger when your reticle becomes red
2. if there are a lot of enemies, pull the left trigger.
3. if an enemy gets close, beat him up, t-bag his dead rotting corpse, and look for someone else to repeat with
4 don't shoot the guys with gray metal armor, they're on your team.
5. don't crash in vehicles
6. don't shoot rockets in close range
7 don't shoot yourself
8 don't run yourself over ( i done it)
9 don't listen to timantha, he's full of poop
10 stop reading
11 now
12 jeez, are you listening to me?
13 fine
14 be that way