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Subject: Why arent there any fat a$s spartans?
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Poll: why aren't there any fat a$s spartans?  [closed]
they got liposuction:  25%
(2 Votes)
mendeze killed them to save the universe:  12%
(1 Votes)
all the fat ones are forced onto a special diet:  38%
(3 Votes)
they got really lucky. non turned into fat a$ses:  25%
(2 Votes)
Total Votes: 8

if there where origonally like 80 spartans. (before augmentaiton) why didn't any of them turn out to be total fat asses once they hit puberty?!

Maybe Mendez killed off all the fat ones on the training excercises but i doubt it. or maybe they cloned jenny graig to fix all the fat ass spartans! whats your opinions about fat ass spartans?

  • 05.19.2004 9:39 PM PDT
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I don't know if I should just laugh or...

Nevermind, I'll just laugh...HA!

  • 05.19.2004 9:40 PM PDT
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They are Geneticly (spelling) Altered Soldiers! Picked from Childhood to be the best Soldiers! I doubt any of them was or are fat!

  • 05.19.2004 9:41 PM PDT
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becayse the spartans have to train their asses off. I'm sure all of them eat right as well. Being physically fit is a good enough reason to not have any fat spartans.

  • 05.19.2004 9:46 PM PDT
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Mister ninja, are you fat ass and angery at the world for it? : ) Well, that doesn't matter. You are right. There needs to be more fat ass role models and super heros for all the fat asses out there.

  • 05.19.2004 9:50 PM PDT
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it was kinda a joke Kenshinji but thanx for answering anyways... i guess.

I just think the word fat ass is a funny word cause im watching southpark right now so i made a post useing the word alot and made it pertain to halo2... guess this post should be locked for being so -blam!- and stupid... MODERATOR!

  • 05.19.2004 9:50 PM PDT
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Posted by: Kenshinji
becayse the spartans have to train their asses off. I'm sure all of them eat right as well. Being physically fit is a good enough reason to not have any fat spartans.


What he said. I mean think about it, if there were any fat, slow spartans, they would have been the easiest target, therefore they would have a better chance of being shot and killed. Survival of the fittest, or natural selection.

  • 05.19.2004 9:50 PM PDT
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lol i agree with tartarus

  • 05.19.2004 9:50 PM PDT
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That was the dumbest poll ever! YOU DONT HAVE TIME TO BE A FATASS IN THE SPARTAN WORLD!!! The better question is, why aren't there different sized Marines? Why are they all 6 ft tall, 185 pounds? Or whatever they weigh!
If you look around, its rare to see that many fit people anywhere! Unless you are a at a Marathon watching to notch guys!

  • 05.19.2004 9:50 PM PDT
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I seriously hope that you were joking. If you were lol. But just in case I will put my two cents in. You mention menendez well I am assuming that sine you know about him that you have at least read partaily or in full The Fall Of Reach: by Eric Nylund in that novel (349 pgs of pure Halo storyline goodness) menendez trains all the spartans from their early preeteens to the time they are adults with rigourous military style training. I am assuming that if put through about a decade of training everyday would help one stay on the slim side. So, in way menendez did kill off the fat spartans with crazy daily training.

  • 05.19.2004 9:50 PM PDT
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compton read the whole post so you dont make yourself look bad. i have already said twice that yes, i was joking ,and people have allready said that they would be kept in shape.

  • 05.19.2004 9:57 PM PDT

bah

You mean why aren't any as fat as your mom? :P
Seriously, no more threads intended to make people laugh. This thread just isn't funny at all. Leave the humor up to a post by post basis. Like posting random stuff about people's moms. That's always good for a hoot-'n-a-half.

  • 05.19.2004 9:59 PM PDT
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thanx for the tips on being funny. I can now clearly see thatt you are indeed that master. *cough NOT *cough.

but seriously. yea i do agree my post should be closed

  • 05.19.2004 10:02 PM PDT