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Subject: HELP SAVE MAT NOGUCHI
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I'm not sure whether this is the right place for this or whether Mat has already cleaned his desk but I prupose an online petition to help save his life. The pile of crap in his work space is a definte hazard to to his health and other team members. One it is either slowly poisoning him by producing new and highly lethal bacteria or it will one day collapse engulfing him forever, later to be discovered by intrepid explorers. If you want to help save him simply post your opinion or a witty comment or both. With enough support you can save a Mat today and other Mats all over the globe.

[Edited on 10/12/2004 10:55:19 AM]

  • 10.12.2004 9:23 AM PDT
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i'm still trying to convince my boss that the come in when i want leave when i want as long as i get my work done idea is good.

  • 10.12.2004 9:47 AM PDT
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Scientists could extract some of his blood to develop a cure for even the most deadly of diseases, allowing Bungie to spread its economic influence over the world in preparation of world domination through the drug industry, or to develop biological weapons to crush the most stubborn of enemies.

  • 10.12.2004 10:43 AM PDT
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Although that maybe true i think he is worth more to bungie alive and kicking than comatose in a secret lab.

  • 10.12.2004 10:53 AM PDT
Subject: Personalise Your Workspace Today!
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It's just like my own desk, the only difference is that I work from home. I've found that loads of designers work (or in those long hours, live) in a garbage tip of a workspace. I think it's a mind thing; sometimes you might go through a phase were as your work seems a little crappy. So to make yourself feel better; you compare your work to your surroundings and huzzah! It suddenly looks like a promising piece of work.

It was the same when I was in college, just personalising our workspace.

  • 10.12.2004 10:56 AM PDT
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Well I suppose that that's one way to look at it, Pixel. Anyway, I'll sign the petition. Just looking at Matt's desk caused me to have a case of the dry heaves, and temporary blindness.

  • 10.12.2004 2:54 PM PDT
Subject: HELP SAVE MAT NOGUCHI
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No! That's where he draws his power from! Not to mention the fact that freeing his desk would be catastrophic. It's pure evil, y'know.

  • 10.12.2004 3:46 PM PDT
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Obviously some bungie fans lack a good sense of personal hygine, but no immune system can save you from being crushed into a very very flat object

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  • 10.13.2004 4:54 AM PDT
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I agree, the desk is the power to his geniusisness... Btw, why do they always have TWO xbox's turned on at the same time...?

  • 10.13.2004 7:12 AM PDT
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So that they can increase their multi-tasking skills by playing two games at one time. And to look as if they are busy...Just a thought.

  • 10.13.2004 8:05 AM PDT
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Looks as if he was separating his laundry. Nothing to worry about.

-Ringer

  • 10.13.2004 8:15 AM PDT