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Subject: Who here has pulled a "Splinter Cell"?
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A "Splinter Cell" (in this context) is when you do something particularly sneaky/a physical activity that is a little unusual and difficult. I don't mean anything kinky, just like climbing a pipe that other people have only dared each other to climb, stealthily getting past someone to get something/do something. Like that.

These are also known as a "Hitman" or, more rarely, a "Solid Snake".

  • 10.12.2004 10:27 PM PDT
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Man, if I was bald, I'd garrotte people at every opportunity I was given.

  • 10.12.2004 10:29 PM PDT
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Nice!

I actually found this thin nylon cord that would make a suitable fiber wire.

  • 10.12.2004 10:31 PM PDT
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Sweet. Give it to me, I need it for something.

  • 10.12.2004 10:32 PM PDT
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One time, I was out on the driveway trying to fix my dad's old hack saw. Then I looked up and noticed that someone was trying to bust into my neighbor's car. So, I just took the hack saw blade, walked up behind him real quiet. Then, quickly I slipped the blade around the front of his throat and pulled on both ends. It didn't kill him, but it scared the shi.t out of him, and the guy was bleeding all over the goddamned place.

  • 10.12.2004 10:38 PM PDT
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Awesome. Good job. Use the meat hook next time.

  • 10.12.2004 10:41 PM PDT
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One time, I was out on the driveway trying to fix my dad's old hack saw. Then I looked up and noticed that someone was trying to bust into my neighbor's car. So, I just took the hack saw blade, walked up behind him real quiet. Then, quickly I slipped the blade around the front of his throat and pulled on both ends. It didn't kill him, but it scared the shi.t out of him, and the guy was bleeding all over the goddamned place.

That was you. I was in the hospital for three days after you pulled that stunt. Your neighbor was my cousin and I had locked the keys in the car. You're going down.

  • 10.12.2004 10:42 PM PDT
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Ugh.

"Finish what you start,
And always use lead;
Two bullets in the heart,
Two bullets in the head."

Is it really that hard to remember, people?

  • 10.12.2004 10:46 PM PDT
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The only way to be sure you've killed somone is if:

A. You can see their brain through your scope.
B. It was "close work".

[Edited on 10/12/2004 10:54:44 PM]

  • 10.12.2004 10:50 PM PDT
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Yeah. It's a done deal when you destroy the body. Unless they're wiccan or something.

  • 10.12.2004 10:52 PM PDT
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Just to make sure no one has been gullible to the 10th power, I was just joking about the whole saw-blade thing.

  • 10.12.2004 10:54 PM PDT
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Ohhhh, awwwww, nooooo, lame. I've lost so much respect for you.

  • 10.12.2004 10:57 PM PDT
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You had respect for me?
I just lost respect for you.

(check your PM's)

[Edited on 10/12/2004 11:02:36 PM]

  • 10.12.2004 11:02 PM PDT