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Subject: Caption #5 : Frankie's Halo 2 Partner
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"Dude, look at Frankie's boobs, almost as big as the chick's standing next to him."

  • 06.12.2004 9:53 AM PDT
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Frankie-I would say yes to anything see says.
Jen-How would you describe the gameplay in halo 2?
Frankie-yes?

OR

Frankie sudenly realizes that his every thoughts are being brodcasted onto the screen. Halo is now rated Adults Only (so that is why they wouldn't tell us it's rateing)

OR

Frankie's thoughts-i wonder how long she spends on her hair. i wish i had that much hair.

  • 06.12.2004 2:45 PM PDT
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MUST NOT SUCCOMB TO HER ALMIGHTY WAYS OF PERSUASION!!!!!!!!!!

  • 06.12.2004 3:00 PM PDT
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JENNY: Yeah! Take it!!!

FRANKIE: Maybe I shouldn't have agreed to play for money. . .

  • 06.12.2004 4:48 PM PDT
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Frankie-"Why not make this moment perfect, instead of playing Halo 2, why not play, uhhh, DOA: Extreme Beach Volleyball?

Frankie tries to remember the lyrics to Micheal Bolton's song, "Can I Touch You...There?"

Jenny-"It looks cool, but $50 seems like alot for a game"
Frankie-"Jenny, you can't measure the importance of this game in nipples and dimes. Nickels and boobs. Money."

  • 06.13.2004 1:48 PM PDT

Sketchfactor may win all the Halo 2 matches with Frankie, but Frankie gets all the Ladies.

  • 06.13.2004 2:46 PM PDT

This want Frankie is and always will be staring at: (o)(o) and they just happento belong to Jenny. What could they be?

  • 06.13.2004 2:54 PM PDT
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Jenny: Look a shiny object... nope, just Frankie's head.

  • 06.13.2004 7:04 PM PDT

Frankie was staring at a particular Halo 2 logo 5 minutes ago. 5 minutes later, the logo moved, but Frankie did not.

  • 06.13.2004 7:12 PM PDT
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OMG Its Mr. CLEAN! no... no, wait its just Frankie, Mr. Clean isn't a walrus.

  • 06.14.2004 6:22 PM PDT

The War will wage forever; though with it's fury comes a peace that you will never know here.

Frankie: Thank you, GOD!!! Now, to try and look amazed at something else so she wont notice anything...

  • 06.14.2004 7:50 PM PDT

Twelve Large ²

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep.

Think about cheeseburgers.. Think about cheeseburgers.. Think about cheeseburgers.. Think about cheeseburgers.. Think about cheeseburgers..

Must.Not.Think.About.Halo 2.And.Jenny McCarthy!

Think about cheeseburgers.. Think about cheeseburgers.. Think about cheeseburgers.. Think about cheeseburgers.. Think about cheeseburgers..

  • 06.14.2004 11:48 PM PDT
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"ok now move the mirror a little to the left... yep alittle lower... yep perfect, ahhh thats good"

  • 06.15.2004 3:17 PM PDT

They call me phat for a reason....

..Elites rule..

Frankie: So you want to know what Master looks like with that suit?
Jenny: Holy Crap Frankie its you in a G-string. GROSS!!!!!!

  • 06.15.2004 4:19 PM PDT
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or "hey frankie look at the 2 new halos I got" "those are some big halos alright"

  • 06.15.2004 7:18 PM PDT

The War will wage forever; though with it's fury comes a peace that you will never know here.

Just so you guys know, I messed around with that picture on MS Paint, and the results were pretty amusing.

Dont worry, it's not innopropriate. Think Captain Morgan. If you dont get that, then that's tough.

So, if you guys wanna see it, just send me an email, and I'll email the editing picture to you!

  • 06.15.2004 8:19 PM PDT
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Jenny Mcarthy: "What the...! is THAT how Bill Gates plays Halo 2? Nasty!"

Frankie: "Yeah, does the same with every game."

Jenny Mcarthy:"What difficulty level?"

Frankie:"Um, can't remember, He has been playing the first level since before I arrived, but
by the looks of it, the marines are getting rather ticked off at Him."

Jenny Mcarthy:"Excuse Me Sir, You are not meant to kill the Marines, Sir"

*No responce*

Frankie:"Too bad we can't use it, with the publishers always hogging the beanbags, its not fun anymore... But we are the only guys who know all the cheats for Halo, so its we who have the last laugh! Ha ha."

  • 06.15.2004 11:05 PM PDT
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Jenny McCarthy thinking:
" I wonder what else this microphone is good for "

Frankies thinking:
" I wonder what else shes good for "

  • 06.16.2004 3:41 PM PDT
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WHOA SHE'S HOT

  • 06.17.2004 9:10 AM PDT

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4. Watch out for low-flying defense drones.
5. Seven is not optional, but rather, an inevitability.

Frankie says: "So, you wanna go out for some food nipples when were done here?" *raises eyebrows twice and smiles real big*

  • 06.17.2004 10:02 AM PDT
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Yipee, I got the "runner up" award.

  • 06.19.2004 11:37 PM PDT
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Frankie: "Am I getting warmer?"

Jenny: "Oh yea..."

  • 06.21.2004 1:31 AM PDT

Jenny - "Look at that HUGE yellow grenade in the sky. Is that a new twist to the story?"

Frank - "That's the sun, Jenny"

  • 06.22.2004 9:44 AM PDT
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Fankie and Jenny arrive in a private screening at E3 of "Frankie Gone Wild." Frankie is in shock because he doesn't remember any of it. Offscreen, you just know some poor little bastard is going to die.

  • 06.22.2004 12:54 PM PDT
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Wow.....wish I could do that to a girl just by playing halo......Frankie has the skill.

  • 06.23.2004 1:19 AM PDT