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Subject: Caption #5 : Frankie's Halo 2 Partner

Mania? I promise you this: it will be more than a cart and plow that I drive over the bones of the dead.

Not only is she hot, but she just smoked Frankie at Halo 2. (It's sketch in REALLY good costume)

  • 05.20.2004 10:45 PM PDT
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Jenny: "And as you can see our latest HALO 2 screenshot shows...hey...that's not Halo 2..."
Frankie: "Well there goes my credibility."

  • 05.21.2004 3:51 AM PDT
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She touched me!

  • 05.21.2004 5:58 AM PDT
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Jenny- God, it's sooo big.
Frankie- No, that is the average size of an energy sword.
Jenny- So that is what you call it.

  • 05.21.2004 8:09 AM PDT
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After buying the halo T-shirts Frankie and Jenny are shocked to discover that Killzone has taken the limelight

  • 05.21.2004 8:18 AM PDT
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Frankie: Wake up! wake up! Wak...oh no it dropped off

  • 05.21.2004 8:26 AM PDT
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"NO WAY! that was not a head shot"
Your cheating using your microphone to cover my screen!

  • 05.21.2004 10:58 AM PDT
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DAMN!!!!!! Are those tits real?

  • 05.21.2004 11:17 AM PDT
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*Man, everyone likes to dis poor ol' Frankie. (lol) I bet a lot of peeps here pushed their print screen button on their keyboards and have already taken the picture to their rooms... and not to hang them on the wall either...

*Both Frankie and Jenny hear the announcement that their will be a wet T-Shirt contest today.

  • 05.21.2004 11:58 AM PDT
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Frankie: Thats him, thats the guy who stole my hair piece.
Jenny: I love a man with authority.

  • 05.21.2004 1:10 PM PDT
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frankies face is of pure shock as jenny reveals to the world the secret video jenny took of frankie at home.....revealing his most prescious secret...he walks round at home wearing a big ginger german mullet....

  • 05.21.2004 1:54 PM PDT
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Frankies mind: Ive got your orbital drop shocker right here!

  • 05.21.2004 2:56 PM PDT
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Frankis mind: dear god why cant i be that microphone?

  • 05.21.2004 3:10 PM PDT
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Frankies mind: haha, you guys back at xbox mag eat your heart out.

  • 05.21.2004 3:16 PM PDT

I know who Frankie reminds me of in that picture - bent copper from The Shield, Michael Chikliss.

  • 05.21.2004 4:34 PM PDT

With B.B. gone, the passion of Bungie.net has lessened.

A few more:

-Although Frankie's eyes should be directed.... elsewhere,..... The fact that he's looking at Halo 2 rather than Ms. McCarthy shows that Halo 2 is even better-looking than one of the most beautiful super-babes.


-Frankie says, "I've been inside for too long.... I need a breast of fresh ass-- uh, I mean, breath of fresh air."

-They're actually watching Episode IV of Red Vs. Blue, and Caboose just said, "I'm not going to get married..... Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?" ..... Frankie's mind is saying, "Hmmmmmmmm.... hadn't thought of that...."

-Frankie says, "Wow, Halo you is hot.... uh, I mean Halo 2... n-not 'you,' I mean uh, you are, but uh.... crap."

  • 05.21.2004 7:02 PM PDT
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oh my god...I left the iron on! Sorry jenny, i have to go! call me. Frankman to the rescue!

  • 05.21.2004 7:17 PM PDT

Frankie to himself: She has two really nice Halo rings and think they are almost the same size

  • 05.21.2004 8:36 PM PDT
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Frankie: I cant believe i chose halo 2 over jenny....

or....

Jenny: I'm gonna change right here in front of you for no particular reason...dont turn around or ill scream bloody murder into this microphone.

  • 05.21.2004 8:48 PM PDT
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They stared . . . hyopnotised by the sheer volume of coolness in the game.

  • 05.22.2004 1:02 AM PDT
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Jen: "I'm not all that sure which is more shiny... The Chiefs helmet or Fred's head."

or

Jen: "Not quite as pretty as an Elites skull, but I can still see my reflection!"

  • 05.22.2004 1:53 AM PDT
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Frankie: Shoot they made Cortona so sexy I don't know who to pick. Uhhh.......Cortona!

  • 05.22.2004 6:34 AM PDT

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Frankie's mind:Must...focus...on...playing...Halo...2

  • 05.22.2004 7:02 AM PDT

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.......Better Start PRAYING!!!!!!!
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Oh I get it you're only letting the beautiful people in the HAL0 2 DEMO.

  • 05.22.2004 9:18 AM PDT
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(Looking at halo 2) Ooooo, aaaaaa.....


-----or------

Jenny (thinking): Ha! The brain removal was a complete success!

  • 05.22.2004 9:25 AM PDT