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Frankie, raised from birth by squirrels, was unable to recognize Jenny's obvious attraction. Instead he stared longingly into the trees, hoping to one day return to his people.

  • 05.24.2004 1:02 PM PDT
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Frankie: (quietly) I need that shirt!
Jenny: You know I can still hear you.

  • 05.24.2004 1:12 PM PDT
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On the cover of the National Inquirer:

Frankie and Jenny... Quintoplits?

  • 05.24.2004 1:23 PM PDT
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On a serious note: Jenny McCarthy is an extremely beautiful woman, however I can't look at her without being reminded of my mom. Add ten years, same body structure and attitude, and you have my mom.

It creeps me out.

  • 05.24.2004 1:43 PM PDT
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groovy

  • 05.24.2004 3:06 PM PDT
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why think of somthing funny........i am only looking at that chics boobs anyways

  • 05.24.2004 3:22 PM PDT
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Posted by: Weird citizen
groovy


In case this was directed at my comment, no, it's not groovy. ESPECIALLY since when I googled more Jenny pictures all that came up were nude pictures of her - aka nude pictures of my mom.

  • 05.24.2004 3:34 PM PDT
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Posted by: ObbiQuiet
Posted by: Weird citizen
groovy


In case this was directed at my comment, no, it's not groovy. ESPECIALLY since when I googled more Jenny pictures all that came up were nude pictures of her - aka nude pictures of my mom.



I'm sure that just made your day :)

  • 05.24.2004 4:46 PM PDT
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Posted by: MakaVeli4LIfe1
Posted by: ObbiQuiet
Posted by: Weird citizen
groovy


In case this was directed at my comment, no, it's not groovy. ESPECIALLY since when I googled more Jenny pictures all that came up were nude pictures of her - aka nude pictures of my mom.



I'm sure that just made your day :)


No, actually. It didn't.

...

:shifty-eyes:
Anyway. I have long hair, and when combined with the genetics I got from my mother, I become a sort of "girly-man." You would not believe how many times I've been told I am "pretty." (all in jest, of course (I hope))

It would be great if I were a tranny of sorts, but considering how Frankie hasn't returned my marriage proposals, I have no real reason to be.

Here's my pic from a Christian forum I populate: That's the only picture I have, so you can't really see my face.

  • 05.24.2004 5:07 PM PDT
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*Frankie Thinks to himself*

"Im gonna take her home, and we can play Halo. Then we can act out the whole Halo storyline. I'll be Master Chief and Jenny can be Cortana. Anyone else can be played by my teddy bear's. Then i can show her my leaf collection. Then in the morning ill make pancakes. Then we can come back here and play halo2 in the secret room alone, and show her that i can play XBOX with my eyes."

*Jenny Think to Herself*

"If one more Bozo asks me to be their cortana im gonna rip their heads off"

  • 05.24.2004 6:41 PM PDT
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Frankie: Mmm...Halo 2 goodness. Wait...is that a hot chick? Too bad I'm -blam!-."
Jenny: THANK GOD HE'S -blam!-.

  • 05.24.2004 6:46 PM PDT
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When one of Jenny's pre-surgical high school pictures got mixed in by
accident, Frankie couldn't believe a human woman could be so flat.


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Bungie unwittingly proves that blondes and Halo players have the same level of intelligence.

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Jenny McCarthy evidents linked to -blam!-. Tonight at 11.

  • 05.24.2004 7:03 PM PDT
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Jenny: Oh I just love a man who can play a game like that it makes me all-
Frankie: Gah! Fragged by Assbex! Jenny, stop distracting me with your feminine wiles!

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Google + image search + Jenny McCarthy = t3h win

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Frankie can do nothing but stand in shock as his hidden camera in Jenny's dressing room is discovered and accidentally shown on all 57 screens within the studio.

  • 05.24.2004 9:09 PM PDT
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Scorned 4 t3h win. :lol:

Major laffo.

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Frankie was in shock because of his horrible scores, but such was to be expected when playing with only one hand.

  • 05.24.2004 9:21 PM PDT
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Frankie hopes jenna wants to "ride the pickle".
(you need to have read the most recent weekly update to get it)

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Frankie: Nice set of Halo's you got there!
Jenny: Excuse me?... oh you mean the Halo 2 logo.
Frankie: Well actually I was talking about your jugs, but the logo works for me too.

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"Frankie, we're in public. There's children here. Couldn't you have at least worn a mask?"
"I am wearing a mask."
"Oh... Well, couldn't you have at least worn a wig?"
"I am wearing a wig."
"I see. Well, I'm just going to the Halo 2 booth."
"But this IS the Halo 2 booth."
"Exactly." *runs*
"Don't you at least want a bite of my Curly Wurly? Oh well." *Eats Curly Wurly*

  • 05.24.2004 11:22 PM PDT
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frankie:shes beating me?!?!!? aww crap! please dont tell sketch please dont tell sketch....
jenny:Hey sketchfactor.. check this out...
sketch:hmmmm?

  • 05.25.2004 11:52 AM PDT
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" Can't decide! Look at halo 2, or look at the girl, god both of them are so hot!"

  • 05.25.2004 12:09 PM PDT
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Whith everyone in awe of the new E3 video, Frankie took advantage of the distratction and made his move...But as his hand grazed Jenny's right butt-cheek, Frankie felt a hand on his junk...

  • 05.25.2004 12:52 PM PDT
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silence fills the area during a presentation at E3, as Master Chief experiences difficulties with his armor's cod piece.

Frankie: "sweet merciful christ! now i definitely don't have any chance with her!"

Jenny: <unconsciously moves microphone closer to her mouth> "can you introduce me to him?"

  • 05.25.2004 12:58 PM PDT
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Hey I just figured out what that number 2 stands for!!!

  • 05.25.2004 12:59 PM PDT