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Frankie wonders how telling Jenny he was Michael Chicklis actually worked.

  • 05.26.2004 3:27 PM PDT
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Frankie, why do you keep staring at the Halo logo on my shirt? you see it every day....wait a sec........

  • 05.26.2004 4:19 PM PDT
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Frankie: So if I win, you're mine for a week right?
Jenny: Right, and if I win...
Frankie: I know, I'll be your vibrating foot stool.

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Frankie: What the hell is Sketch's avatar looking at?

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Frankie: Damn I'm sexy!

  • 05.26.2004 4:32 PM PDT
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"Screw the Warthog, I'll drive you anyday, Jenny..."

Frankie: "God, look at the set of headlights on the baby!"
Jen: "I know, isn't the Warthog on Halo 2 great?"
Frankie: "Yeah, yeah, Halo 2 is great."
Jen: "I'm going to play around and see if I can shoot them out."
Frankie: "What?!!"

  • 05.26.2004 5:25 PM PDT
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Frank: Oh. My. God. Look at me in that mirror, Jen. I am Drop. Dead. GORGEOUS!!!
*Assumes "Word to your mother" pose, complete with dual "rock" signs, and tongue hanging out*
Frank: OH MY GOD MY FACE IS SO AWESOME THEY SHOULD PUT IT ON A ROCKET SHELL!!!!
Jen: Please...

  • 05.26.2004 5:40 PM PDT
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Frankie can't take his eyes off halo 2 not even if Jenny is near him

  • 05.26.2004 5:54 PM PDT
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uhhh!! what there not staring at me stupid gamers humping there computers no room left for floosies like me........im leaving uhhh...stomps out the door.....

  • 05.26.2004 7:20 PM PDT
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Jen: "Oh my god...the Halo 2 stand isn't even completed yet! And the shows about to begin! Frankie! What the hell have you been doing all this time??"
Frank: "I've..." *hangs head* "been sitting in the back room eating Curly Wurlys."
Jen: *sighs* "Well, people are still having the time of their lives so I guess it's ok."
Frank: "No, no it's not ok. Don't you get it? Now we're all out of Curly Wurlys..."

  • 05.26.2004 8:08 PM PDT
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Imagine the surprise Jen felt when Frankie removed her blindfold only to find that isntead of flying her to E3, he had instead flown her to France to visit the Worlds Biggest Curly Wurly display.
"Say...that's not the Master Chief..."
"Isn't it romantic?"

  • 05.26.2004 8:11 PM PDT
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why are you all talking about that guy in the picture? Look at the hot girl!

: )

she is sexy

  • 05.26.2004 9:37 PM PDT
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Posted by: Wantaskillet
why are you all talking about that guy in the picture? Look at the hot girl!

: )

she is sexy


I'm hetero and I'D even do her.

Anyway, Frankie's pretty cute... in the distracted down's syndrome type of way.

  • 05.26.2004 9:51 PM PDT
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Jenny - "You were never looking at the Halo 2 logo on my shirt, were you?"
Frankie - ".....no....."
Jenny - "I'm flattered. I never imagined you as a 'boob' kind of guy. I always thought you were into legs."
Frankie - "Legs? Psh! I HAVE legs."

  • 05.26.2004 10:36 PM PDT
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There are no words that can explain the look on Jenny and Frankie's face when they find out that the Master Chief looks exactly like Keanu Reeves.

  • 05.26.2004 10:40 PM PDT
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Sorry about the excessive posting. This will probably be my last one until another post.

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After realizing that someone had displayed an explicit picture of Frankie at E3 on a big projector screen, Frankie's only excuse to Jenny was that it was cold.

  • 05.26.2004 10:46 PM PDT
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Jenny: Wow, dear god, you're sexy!
Frankie: ah thanks. You know, i always felt atracted to you.
Jenny: I was talking about the Master Chief!
Frankie: uh...oh... yeah i knew that, i was talking about uuuh Brian!
Brian: Ooooh Frankie, i wish we could, but i'm already in love with another man. I love Pete Parsons.
Pete: WTF? leave out of this you creeps! I'm going to get you guys fired!

  • 05.26.2004 11:28 PM PDT
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Frankie: "He Jenny, after the show, you can ride my....warthog."
Jenny: "I would love to."
Brian: "Hey i want to ride your warthog too!"
moment of silence.................
Brian: ............oooooh, you guys were talking about some different. Well,.....can i still ride your warthog?

  • 05.26.2004 11:31 PM PDT
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Somebody put a MC nude on the projector.

  • 05.27.2004 6:25 AM PDT
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Frankie is uncomfortable that Jenny won't stop checking him out. Oh, she may deny it, but Frankie knows that Jenny just can't keep her peripheral vision off of him. He can feel the all-consuming feral lust emananting off of her, threatening to take control of her, to make her resort to her primal instinct. So Frankie takes solace in the beautiful visuals of Halo 2...

  • 05.27.2004 11:02 AM PDT
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Frankie: *telling Jenny* Ok, now I will be showing you a taped demo of Halo 2 Multiplayer.
*turns on tape of Jenny in her house through the bushes* As you can see Halo 2 wil have lush enviorments such as this particular one being shown behind me.
*cuts to video of Frankie breaking in her front door* It will also include fully destructable enviroments.
*cuts to video of Frankie trying on one of Jenny's dresses* And you will be able to fully customize your character
*Frankie turns around due to giggles and the stone cold expression on Jenny's face and sees what has been happed* Oh sweet mother of god

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Frankie: Oh boy.... I would sure love to have some of THOSE food nippples...

  • 05.27.2004 11:35 AM PDT
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*everyone in the Halo2 room was announced that in each limited edition Halo 2 case, you will recieve nude pic's of Halo2's new advertising mascot, Jenny!

  • 05.27.2004 11:51 AM PDT
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Jenny: Wow! His must be 67"!

Frankie: So what if his TV's bigger than mine...

  • 05.27.2004 2:28 PM PDT
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I couldn't edit my last post before the one above, so here it is revisited:

Someone put a MC nude on the projector.

Can you tell Frankie's intimidated?

It's OK Frankie... MC has genetic enhancements.

  • 05.27.2004 2:38 PM PDT

▀▄▀▄▀Project Lead of the OFFICIAL MBT Halo Trilogy Guide▄▀▄▀▄
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Frankie in his head: I have a boner, and I can't believe it's not from jenny.

  • 05.27.2004 3:36 PM PDT

▀▄▀▄▀Project Lead of the OFFICIAL MBT Halo Trilogy Guide▄▀▄▀▄
▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀MJOLNIR BATTLE TACTICS▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀

█ █ █ █ODST TACTICAL COMMAND
█ █ █ █ODST LEGENDS (CLAN)
█ █ █ █The Group of the Future....

Jenny in her head: Oh sick! That guy's into molesting men! Just like Micheal Jackson, except it's with those sexy cyborgs instead of kids.

  • 05.27.2004 3:46 PM PDT

▀▄▀▄▀Project Lead of the OFFICIAL MBT Halo Trilogy Guide▄▀▄▀▄
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█ █ █ █ODST TACTICAL COMMAND
█ █ █ █ODST LEGENDS (CLAN)
█ █ █ █The Group of the Future....

Posted by: Vasheeth
Frankie in his head: I have a boner, and I can't believe it's not from jenny.

It wouldn't let me edit it so, here's the rest of it:
Jenny: Oh Frankie! Is that for me??
Frankie: No I'm getting turned on by MC, stupid.

  • 05.27.2004 3:51 PM PDT