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At E3 '04 the REAL reason Halo 2 was delayed was shown.

All Frankie and Jen could do was stare as it was unveiled that the Master Chief is, in fact, Ronald McDonald.

  • 05.27.2004 4:19 PM PDT
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That's what Frankie looks like?

  • 05.27.2004 6:54 PM PDT
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Posted by: Dude
That's what Frankie looks like?


No.

  • 05.27.2004 7:00 PM PDT
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Jenny: So thats the logo for Halo 2 huh?
Frankie: Yeah like the one on your shirt (Dont not look at her breasts, must resist, but look and stare........)
*10 seconds later*
Jenny: Is there a problem?
*Cue Picture*
Frankie: No sorry no just admiring the view of the logo and what it means, it just seems so clear to me now.
Jenny: Okay (Werido)

  • 05.27.2004 7:29 PM PDT
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Like the MC, Frankie had to give up a little something to remain focused on the job.

  • 05.27.2004 9:52 PM PDT
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Microsoft secretly reveals that the next Xbox will be in the shape of Frankie's head.

  • 05.28.2004 9:36 AM PDT
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Sorry, it won't let me edit.

Frankie: She thinks I'm into her, but it's just her shirt.

Jenny: He thinks I'm into him, but it's just his shirt.

  • 05.28.2004 9:38 AM PDT
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This is fun. I'd post 'em all in one, but I can't edit.

Jenny suddenly discovers her passion for Bill Gates.

Frankie gets worried.

  • 05.28.2004 9:47 AM PDT
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As a part of their rigerous training progam, SPARTAN II's have a reduced -blam!- drive to avoid "distractions" that might affect their work... sadly so does Frankie...

  • 05.28.2004 11:21 AM PDT
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^^^Wont let me edit, but the -balmed!- word there is "...a reduced s-e-x-u-a-l drive..."

  • 05.28.2004 11:30 AM PDT
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Score Jenny 50 kills Frankie 2 kills

Person in background pulls Frankie aside and says: Hey nice job letting Jenny win, i think that is the nice thing to do.

Frankie: Uhh. Ya...Right.... (when will they find out i was actually trying my hardest)

  • 05.28.2004 12:28 PM PDT
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Frankie: So, Jenny, you want to play some Halo one on one?
Jenny: Sure, why not.

(during match, this photo was taken, capturing the priceless look of disbelief on Frankie's face)

Jenny: You suck, Frankie!
Frankie: Wow, Jenny, you kicked my ass! You're a natural! The only person who can beat me down worse than you is my good buddy SketchFactor!
Jenny: Meh... you were born to lose, that's all!
Halo fans in background: BURN!!! (laughter)

  • 05.28.2004 1:41 PM PDT
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Man that jenny girl is hot!!! Way to go frankie, you can pick em boy!!


man you could perform shakespeare on that balcony!!!

  • 05.28.2004 1:51 PM PDT

yoo•zel- ('yoo-zhul): slang: vb.

Officium quod Fidelitas.

Frankie had always been the shy one in school and had never paid attention to women, then on his first trip outside of work, he meet women.

  • 05.28.2004 2:08 PM PDT
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When will they post the winner?

  • 05.28.2004 3:34 PM PDT
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Frankie and Jenny express their disbelief when the "Have your picture taken with Master Chief" turns out to be "Have your picture taken with Marty O'Donnell".

  • 05.28.2004 3:36 PM PDT
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A Day in the Life of Master Chief

*After something slips out of MC's boxers*

Jenny: *thinking* So that's what 11.7 stands for

Frankie: *thinking* Man, now I have absolutely no chance of scoring with her. Oh well, I can always get my own Curly Wurlies.


Disclaimer- I know MC is 117, but I had to insert a decimal for my purposes. And also, what's a curly wurly, I just made up a definition. If you don't get it, use the context.

  • 05.28.2004 3:50 PM PDT
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Sorry about all the posts.

Every Guy's Dream

Jenny: Hey Frankie, if you let me touch your Bungie logo, I'll let you touch my Halo 2 logo.

  • 05.28.2004 3:54 PM PDT
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Look! Look! I can play with one hand!

  • 05.28.2004 6:18 PM PDT
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Frankie: And as you can see the screen shows someone dual wielding with rifles.
Jenny: Well isnt that a real talent he has there.................

  • 05.28.2004 6:34 PM PDT
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***Frankie thinks to himself***
Man... I think Jenny just touched my joystick!!

  • 05.28.2004 6:37 PM PDT

yoo•zel- ('yoo-zhul): slang: vb.

Officium quod Fidelitas.

Walking by the unsuspecting Frankie and Jen, the casual E3 prankster thinks to himself: "So that's what their faces would look like if they lost their pants."

Or "Exactly the face I was expecting when, that's right, I shanked both of them!"

  • 05.28.2004 7:39 PM PDT
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Jenny being annoying sporscaster:And the spartans are off, look at that nice take off, quickly taking duel needlers and OH! one boosting away in a warthog..lets take a look at the elites!

Frankie:will you just shutup and keep looking pretty?

  • 05.28.2004 8:03 PM PDT
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Posted by: ObbiQuiet
Frankie was in shock because of his horrible scores, but such was to be expected when playing with only one hand.


AHAHAHA. WINNER. SketchFactor must pick this one.

  • 05.28.2004 8:49 PM PDT
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"Please, not right now Jenny... I'm playing HALO 2..."

  • 05.29.2004 4:02 PM PDT