- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
i shall tell you a stroy of old, about a calico cat so brave and bold. He took it upon himself to escape the pillar of autumn in its final minutes and landed in an area close to the library. He was lost for hours untill a covenant grunt patrol came up and took him in, they cared for him and played with him and they became the bestest of friends. As the grunts moved deeper into the library they took it in turns to hold teh cat for emotional support. one by one they all held the cat untill it reached a grunt named chizlac who squeezed the poor cat so tight that he jumped out of his arms and convienantly landed on the button that says cell release button.......... out popped the flood who murdered all the grunts but not the calico cat.......oh no not him, he hitched a ride on the monitor on his way out to master chief and landed in the drop zone next to the downed peilcan and lived the rest of the day in total fear of the flood before being blown to smithereens by master chief and the pillar of autumns fusion drives!!!