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Subject: Wanna be in the October Issue?

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If you'd like to have your work featured in the October issue of The Bathroom Reader, email your submissions. This is a free newsletter for all members of the Seventh Column

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The September issue will be out on the 26th! Keep an eye out, we have submissions from scruss, and Sir_brilliant among others, a couple wallpapers, and a Group Spotlight. Share with your other Seventh Column Members!

  • 08.20.2006 4:37 PM PDT

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So.. submissions of what? If artwork is eligible, you could check out my work in the Bungie fanart thread in the Underground

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  • 08.20.2006 4:58 PM PDT
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For the record, i'd piss my self silly if there was an Armatik action figure.

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He said email your submissions.

  • 08.20.2006 5:05 PM PDT
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I've missed out on a few discussions for The Bathroom Reader, so I am curious on what exactly you would accept.

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  • 08.20.2006 5:41 PM PDT

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Posted by: Gnome
I've missed out on a few discussions for The Bathroom Reader, so I am curious on what exactly you would accept.



Short Version: Anything but pr0n.



Long Version can be found RIGHT HERE

  • 08.20.2006 6:02 PM PDT
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On a quick note:
I'll be "selecting" members for interviews on a pretty random basis, however, if you feel like answering a few questions for us , send me a pm and I'll take it in consideration.

  • 08.21.2006 4:00 AM PDT

I might do something tomorrow, seeing as how I'm probably not going to be attending school on account of my being sick. Most probably a couple peices of photoshop stuff, nothing as incredible as what Pezza can do.
No promises though :-(

  • 08.21.2006 5:46 AM PDT
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Posted by: mr poopoo232
its like a large force of win going through fusion, thus creating a chain reaction of a huge asplosion of win destroying any fail within its awesomeness.

Damnit Jim! I thought of this Newsletter idea before, and you had steal it didn't you! I'm going to sue.

  • 08.21.2006 6:08 AM PDT

Jaf, random interviews, you mean just pm some questions, and when you say random, you mean just interviewing randoms? or specific column.."known" members. You know the sort of person i mean.



Posted by: xTr1GGeR HaPPYx
I might do something tomorrow, seeing as how I'm probably not going to be attending school on account of my being sick. Most probably a couple peices of photoshop stuff, nothing as incredible as what Pezza can do.
No promises though :-(



Your stuff is usually pretty good :)

  • 08.21.2006 9:02 AM PDT
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Posted by: goldhawk
Jaf, random interviews, you mean just pm some questions, and when you say random, you mean just interviewing randoms? or specific column.."known" members. You know the sort of person i mean.

Random people. I'll just be cruising around, till I see someone that makes me think "I'll be interviewing that person!" Of course, the Reader will also have interviews with more well known people, and some...really well known people. The September issue has a pretty cool interview in it.

  • 08.21.2006 10:05 AM PDT

OMG
Master Chief w/o his Helmet!


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Front page!

  • 08.21.2006 10:48 AM PDT

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  • 08.21.2006 12:28 PM PDT
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13/02/2005 (I've been on since then.)
Group RPG's!

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Fanfics being allowed?

  • 08.21.2006 12:36 PM PDT

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Posted by: Darth_Eletius
Fanfics being allowed?


Fanfics, Art, Random News, Reviews, etc. It's all allowed.

  • 08.21.2006 12:49 PM PDT
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Are vids allowed too?

  • 08.23.2006 6:15 AM PDT

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We can post a link to a vid from time to time, but the video has to be of exceptional quality and with a minimum of vulgarity. But we won't do this often.

Deadlines henceforth shall be two weeks before the new issue is due, to allow time for formatting and editing.

  • 08.23.2006 12:57 PM PDT
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I would love to be in the october issue!

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I'm proud to say I'm the first person to submit something too extreme even for this.

I love my ability to write rated R things. I'm awesome like that.

  • 08.24.2006 2:39 PM PDT

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Posted by: Evil Fluffy
I'm proud to say I'm the first person to submit something too extreme even for this.

I love my ability to write rated R things. I'm awesome like that.


It was quite funny, but a bit overly gratuitous.

  • 08.24.2006 3:30 PM PDT
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I submitted my Fan-Fic, "The Great Journey", and I don't think I included my b.net screen name. If you can, could you add my screen name. Thanks.

  • 08.24.2006 4:07 PM PDT
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What is the deadline for submitting material?

  • 08.25.2006 8:54 AM PDT
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Submission:

Uses For the Search Feature!
Look under "Forums - Author" for "bat5280". Browse the posts, and laugh. =)

Alternatively, maybe a few select quotes from him? B.net comedian of the week, a regular feature? A few to start off...

"I was very popular in Zanzibar, for a multitude of reasons. However, my "populatiry" overwhelmed me, so I left for a short while."

bat5280 : The Flood : WoW Update Today! : "Who wants to play $180 every year to play a crappier, much less healthy version of real life? Nerds and ignorant fools do."

"I fear your incorrect use of apostrophes"

"Seriously, I am impervious to insults and i am indifferent to me becoming a moderator. I don't want or fear it, but I will accept the duties if asked."

Anyway. I really enjoyed the first issue, and I'm looking forward to the second. =)

  • 08.25.2006 10:12 AM PDT

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OK, I am going to go back a bit. We are still getting organized, so all material sent may not make it in immediately, but we will do our best to get it in soon, we're still working out the kinks in the process.

Please be patient!

  • 08.25.2006 2:17 PM PDT

I have a complaint, when PDF-ing the damn thing for us, can you use lowest common denominator when doing it? Adobe 3D is a pain in the ass to open up, and can be quite the resource hog when you're streaming a file as big as this.

Not to be nagging much, The Jumpers' Bathroom Reader is done horribly at best. There's absolutely nothing eye-catching and the layout needs a fine tune-up from Publisher. If you're putting in this much effort for something as potent as this, go the extra mile and pick up some Layout skills, I was disinterested the moment I read the first 4 pages. I know this is your first issue, but I hope that the next one will be alot cleaner. Also a word of advice

* Originally Posted by Shigeru Miyamoto
A delayed game is eventually good, a bad game is bad forever


replace "game" with "issue" and you'll get it. Don't ever rush it. Just my 2 cents.

P.S. - Adobe In-Design CS2

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  • 08.25.2006 8:31 PM PDT

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Awesome job Jim and other folks. I really love it, I would print it out and use it for TP, but I don't want to get bum burns. Other than that I find this is a really pleasant and enjoyable addition to the community.

  • 08.25.2006 8:55 PM PDT

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