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Subject: Is Step 7 really necessary?

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  • 08.22.2006 9:40 AM PDT
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Step Seven is the most important step. What good is world domination if you can't have the pleasure of shooting people into the sun?

  • 08.22.2006 9:46 AM PDT

Posted by: just another fan
Step Seven is the most important step. What good is world domination if you can't have the pleasure of shooting people into the sun?
QFT

  • 08.22.2006 9:57 AM PDT

-S

Posted by: Johnrap
I have some objections about step 7 of Bungie's world domination plan. Particularly this part, "shoot enemies into the sun with giant slingshot." I just think that responding to our enemies makes us look petty.

Plus, what's wrong with enemies? I mean you have to have conviction in yourself in spite of your enemies. Shooting enemies into the sun just shouts, "we are illegitimate leaders." If we can't respond to our enemies with logic and track record, then we really need to be water proofing up our own ship before we embark on sinking someone else's.

Just my own two cents. (Also, I'm going to need those two cents back. I'm only lending them to you, fo arguments sake. This isn't UNICEF.)


That's why you're a mindless drone in the army, rather than a man of power; you've no understanding of world domination.

  • 08.22.2006 10:07 AM PDT

Why do people in ship mutinies always ask for "better treatment"? I'd ask for a pinball machine, because with all that rocking back and forth, you'd get a lot of free games.

Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words - "mank" and "ind". What do these words mean? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.

mabe we have to shoot you in the sun now (:

  • 08.22.2006 10:10 AM PDT
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It is important, I'd get to laugh at all the people being flinged into the sun.

Muhahaha!

Off Topic: What does QFT mean? I see it everywhere and have no clue. "Quote for truth", or something?

  • 08.22.2006 10:18 AM PDT
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yup.

  • 08.22.2006 10:21 AM PDT

Yep, QFT = Quoted for Truth. It's annoying if used too often, but fits perfect in certain situations.

  • 08.22.2006 10:21 AM PDT
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If anything I think the domination plan needs MORE steps involving giant slingshots.

  • 08.22.2006 10:28 AM PDT
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Posted by: Shishka
Posted by: Johnrap
I have some objections about step 7 of Bungie's world domination plan. Particularly this part, "shoot enemies into the sun with giant slingshot." I just think that responding to our enemies makes us look petty.

Plus, what's wrong with enemies? I mean you have to have conviction in yourself in spite of your enemies. Shooting enemies into the sun just shouts, "we are illegitimate leaders." If we can't respond to our enemies with logic and track record, then we really need to be water proofing up our own ship before we embark on sinking someone else's.

Just my own two cents. (Also, I'm going to need those two cents back. I'm only lending them to you, fo arguments sake. This isn't UNICEF.)


That's why you're a mindless drone in the army, rather than a man of power; you've no understanding of world domination.
Be careful Shishka your well on your way to be permabanned :X. By Achronos : P

  • 08.22.2006 10:38 AM PDT

It's not necessary, but really...taking over the world and not launching your enemies into the sun with a giant slingshot? WTF?

  • 08.22.2006 10:47 AM PDT

Posted by: Anonymous Dark
It's not necessary, but really...taking over the world and not launching your enemies into the sun with a giant slingshot? WTF?


Why?

Becasue we can!

  • 08.22.2006 10:55 AM PDT
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That's right. My plumage is brighter than yours.

Fools! Of course it's necesary! Once Step 7 is complete, only then can the Underground Army begin advancing upon rival companies such as Nintendo and Russia. Wait . . . . Did I say Russia?

  • 08.22.2006 10:56 AM PDT

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Oh yeah. It's nessecarry. Isn't there a list for people who are getting thrown into the sun?
I really do not want to be on that list.

  • 08.22.2006 11:00 AM PDT
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I think this thread should duel up as a list of people who should be sun-sploded come the day of the catapult.

Also, do you chuck-em' into the Sun one by one or in one big fat plurality?

  • 08.22.2006 11:09 AM PDT
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Of course Step 7 is the most important! It's step Se7en! Seven is darker!

  • 08.22.2006 11:10 AM PDT

OMG
Master Chief w/o his Helmet!


Stosh <3's me vicariously... at least someone does...

A looong time ago, toast told me that all the people that bugged me in 5th grade were getting thrown into the sun. So I think as long as you're a member of this site you're kinda safe.

  • 08.22.2006 11:24 AM PDT

Posted by: Silentone2
A looong time ago, toast told me that all the people that bugged me in 5th grade were getting thrown into the sun. So I think as long as you're a member of this site you're kinda safe.


Unless you are hated by some mods or staff, then your fooked. Apart from that the members are safer..

  • 08.22.2006 11:28 AM PDT

OMG
Master Chief w/o his Helmet!


Stosh <3's me vicariously... at least someone does...

Posted by: goldhawk
Posted by: Silentone2
A looong time ago, toast told me that all the people that bugged me in 5th grade were getting thrown into the sun. So I think as long as you're a member of this site you're kinda safe.


Unless you are hated by some mods or staff, then your fooked. Apart from that the members are safer..

*starts to apply sunblock. Lots and lots of sunblock...*

  • 08.22.2006 11:32 AM PDT

To Make Posts is Glorious

Some threads will get posts before others and it is the duty of the Leadership to ensure that posts are made that best suit the public welfare.

"heh"

Keep your mind on the prize, people. Step 6 is where you should be focusing your attention on... for now.

[Edited on 8/22/2006]

  • 08.22.2006 11:32 AM PDT

MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK...
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--on another note, I think MLG Chewhatever is an idiot.

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There is a reason I am user ID 1 and my account creation date is before this site came online.

Posted by: TehCatZorD
I think this thread should duel up as a list of people who should be sun-sploded come the day of the catapult.

Also, do you chuck-em' into the Sun one by one or in one big fat plurality?


I'm pretty sure they do it one by one, it is more satisfying that way. It's kinda like a bug zapper and a 6 pack...thats some goood qualty intertainment right der!! That's probably what they'd do too, just sit around the catapult and watch as they hit the sun drinking Bungie Beers. I know thats what I'd do!

~B.B.

  • 08.22.2006 11:33 AM PDT
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Posted by: TehCatZorD
do you chuck-em' into the Sun one by one or in one big fat plurality?


well when the day comes...why have to beat yourself up choosing? you can do both!!!

  • 08.22.2006 11:41 AM PDT

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Posted by: TehCatZorD
I think this thread should duel up as a list of people who should be sun-sploded come the day of the catapult.

Also, do you chuck-em' into the Sun one by one or in one big fat plurality?


I'm pretty sure they do it one by one, it is more satisfying that way. It's kinda like a bug zapper and a 6 pack...thats some goood qualty intertainment right der!! That's probably what they'd do too, just sit around the catapult and watch as they hit the sun drinking Bungie Beers. I know thats what I'd do!

~B.B.


I may join you. I think we should do it at a beach, that has a park and a Huge outdoor lan centre. That way, we can chill, do some sports, go for a dip in the ocean, play some 360 halo 3. And of course, the catapult is on all day, so when you know someone is coming up for catapultation, you can go and watch.

  • 08.22.2006 11:50 AM PDT

MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK...
Posted by: Langley
--on another note, I think MLG Chewhatever is an idiot.

Posted by: Achronos
There is a reason I am user ID 1 and my account creation date is before this site came online.

Posted by: goldhawk
Posted by: BerserkerBarage
Posted by: TehCatZorD
I think this thread should duel up as a list of people who should be sun-sploded come the day of the catapult.

Also, do you chuck-em' into the Sun one by one or in one big fat plurality?


I'm pretty sure they do it one by one, it is more satisfying that way. It's kinda like a bug zapper and a 6 pack...thats some goood qualty intertainment right der!! That's probably what they'd do too, just sit around the catapult and watch as they hit the sun drinking Bungie Beers. I know thats what I'd do!

~B.B.


I may join you. I think we should do it at a beach, that has a park and a Huge outdoor lan centre. That way, we can chill, do some sports, go for a dip in the ocean, play some 360 halo 3. And of course, the catapult is on all day, so when you know someone is coming up for catapultation, you can go and watch.


Sounds simply splendid...I shall bring the Mojitos. I'm sure there will be like a show schedule when the "good" enemies are about to get catapulted, but in the meantime, it would be nice to get in some R & R. Maybe it can be the beach from Zanzi, just replace giant wheel with giant catapult...and viola!! Maybe that's how they got the idea for Zanzibar!!

~B.B.

  • 08.22.2006 12:01 PM PDT

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