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Subject: Achronos and the Webmaster...

MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK...
Posted by: Langley
--on another note, I think MLG Chewhatever is an idiot.

Posted by: Achronos
There is a reason I am user ID 1 and my account creation date is before this site came online.

So I see that some updates have been done to the site recently, and it reminded me of some things that I had forgotten. I am wondering how Achronos manages to get anything accomplished when he has to deal with the Webmaster all the time. I mean...its almost a battle of good versus evil, with the Webmaster running around messing everything up, and then Achronos has to come fix it all. It's all makes sense and balanced, like the Webmaster represents chaos and destruction and Achronos is restoration and rebirth (assuming there is another newer new hawtness). And why is it Achronos job to look after the Webmaster anyways? Does he have previous experience with people in gorrilla suits? Does he have a fetish for foam cowboy hats? I mean...I understand why Yoozel would challenge the Webmaster to a drinking contest...but why is Achronos stuck as the clean up crew of their 3 month kegger??? I just think that it is kinda unfair to the Overlord to have to do so much!!

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  • 08.22.2006 11:53 AM PDT
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In a nutshell, there are 4 "Over-Riders" on the site, and the webmaster.

You have: Achronos, SketchFactor, Sawnose, and Frankie.

Frankie- He handles the content on the site and relays the information from Bungie Studios over to us. He gets help from his pet, KPaul.

Sketchfactor- This guy takes care of all things community related. Anything that deals with the community as a whole (like the polls, the feedback, etc.) goes to him.

Sawnose- He handles our stats. For everything that deals with a statistic and the page for it, this guy is in control of it.

Achronos- The Overlord. What can be said about him? He does everything. He programs the site, updates the site, runs the forums, groups, you name it. But.......he has someone helping him. Someone who programs with him. Could it be Skiptrace? Maybe, seeing as how he's the "Web Tester."

The Webmaster- He used to answer fan mail, but he doesn't do that anymore. However, he has the option of "primary over-ride" and can shut the site on/off. Whether or not he does this for a reason or because he's always drunk, I can't say.

Well, that's the crack-team that runs all that you see around us! Achronos more or less has the bulk of the power/responsibility, but the Webmaster always has that little button to turn the site off.......

[Edited on 8/22/2006]

  • 08.22.2006 12:08 PM PDT
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Posted by: ICEMAN ASSASS1N
In a nutshell, there are 4 "Over-Riders" on the site, and the webmaster.

You have: Achronos, SketchFactor, Sawnose, and Frankie.

Frankie- He handles the content on the site and relays the information from Bungie Studios over to us. He gets help from his pet, KPaul.

Sketchfactor- This guy takes care of all things community related. Anything that deals with the community as a whole (like the polls, the feedback, etc.) goes to him.

Sawnose- He handles our stats. For everything that deals with a statistic and the page for it, this guy is in control of it.

Achronos- The Overlord. What can be said about him? He does everything. He programs the site, updates the site, runs the forums, groups, you name it. But.......he has someone helping him. Someone who programs with him. Could it be Skiptrace? Maybe, seeing as how he's the "Web Tester."

The Webmaster- He used to answer fan mail, but he doesn't do that anymore. However, he has the option of "primary over-ride" and can shut the site on/off. Whether or not he does this for a reason or because he's always drunk, I can't say.

Well, that's the crack-team that runs all that you see around us! Achronos more or less has the bulk of the power/responsibility, but the Webmaster always has that little button to turn the site off.......

What about Kpaul?

  • 08.22.2006 12:12 PM PDT

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Posted by: lilshorty6478
What about Kpaul?

He's in there.

Frankie- He handles the content on the site and relays the information from Bungie Studios over to us. He gets help from his pet, KPaul.

  • 08.22.2006 12:13 PM PDT

MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK...
Posted by: Langley
--on another note, I think MLG Chewhatever is an idiot.

Posted by: Achronos
There is a reason I am user ID 1 and my account creation date is before this site came online.

Posted by: Johnrap
So, your theory is that the webmaster represents creation via chaos and Achronos represents intelligent design? Oh, that's delicious.



Not saying that I do agree to that summary, but it would be oh sooo delicious especially since I know Achronos' stance on I.T.. He's gonna perma-ban me just for even thinking about that and him in the same sentence.

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Posted by: BerserkerBarage
I mean...its almost a battle of good versus evil.


But which one is good, and which one evil...

  • 08.22.2006 12:34 PM PDT

MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK...
Posted by: Langley
--on another note, I think MLG Chewhatever is an idiot.

Posted by: Achronos
There is a reason I am user ID 1 and my account creation date is before this site came online.

That really depends on how you cross paths with either or them....So I guess it is rather an enigma.

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You know, I could be completle wrong and deemed retarded, but the drunken Webmaster thing is just a joke, isn't it? He's not really always drunk ruining the 'site he worked hard to create.

Call me Captain Obvious or Retarded now.

  • 08.22.2006 1:20 PM PDT

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Posted by: Piggyfool1
You know, I could be completle wrong and deemed retarded, but the drunken Webmaster thing is just a joke, isn't it? He's not really always drunk ruining the 'site he worked hard to create.

Call me Captain Obvious or Retarded now.


No it's totally real. While everyone else that works at Bungie takes pride in their job and works hard they still employ a drunk dude in a gorilla suit that likes to wear a foam cowboy hat and cause mayhem. It's their version of "keepin' it real."

  • 08.22.2006 1:37 PM PDT

Ach! Was ist los?

Bungie keeps the Webmaster around to serve as a lowest common denominator; it protects all the other employees from inferiority compleces.

  • 08.22.2006 1:39 PM PDT

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You missed the point like Vader missed the banshee, your whole argument is covered in bees.
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Posted by: BobBQ
Bungie keeps the Webmaster around to serve as a lowest common denominator; it protects all the other employees from inferiority compleces.


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  • 08.22.2006 1:43 PM PDT

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Posted by: Recon Number 54
It's all really strange and quite the mystery. The Webmaster is gone (I think that he uses the term "on assignment" but I've never heard of a multi-month binge being called an assignment) for months at a time and yet, after a couple of office relocates (Chicago to Redmond to Kirkland) he still manages to get into the office.

No notification sent, no keys requested, and I suspect that it is almost hoped that he shows up at the old office, figures that they went bust, shrugs his shoulders and goes off to find the nearest bar..... but no. No matter how, no matter where, he seems to find them and have a method to get past the ever-increasing Bungie Security-Net.

I suspect an inside accomplice.
343 guilty spark? that teleportation tech would sure come in handy

  • 08.22.2006 2:03 PM PDT

MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK...
Posted by: Langley
--on another note, I think MLG Chewhatever is an idiot.

Posted by: Achronos
There is a reason I am user ID 1 and my account creation date is before this site came online.

Agreed...he always seems to make it to wherever Bungie is trying run to. I'm pretty sure that was the whole reason behind the last move, was trying to throw the Webmaster off of the trail, but alas no such luck! He is a crafty one, that Webmaster is!!

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Posted by: BerserkerBarage
I mean...its almost a battle of good versus evil.


But which one is good, and which one evil...


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  • 08.22.2006 4:43 PM PDT

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Posted by: Recon Number 54
It's all really strange and quite the mystery. The Webmaster is gone (I think that he uses the term "on assignment" but I've never heard of a multi-month binge being called an assignment) for months at a time and yet, after a couple of office relocates (Chicago to Redmond to Kirkland) he still manages to get into the office.

No notification sent, no keys requested, and I suspect that it is almost hoped that he shows up at the old office, figures that they went bust, shrugs his shoulders and goes off to find the nearest bar..... but no. No matter how, no matter where, he seems to find them and have a method to get past the ever-increasing Bungie Security-Net.

I suspect an inside accomplice.


When you're a sizeable, drunk, Gorilla with a Stetson, i don't think you need an accomplice...

-Stu

[Edited on 8/22/2006]

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Posted by: Recon Number 54
It's all really strange and quite the mystery. The Webmaster is gone (I think that he uses the term "on assignment" but I've never heard of a multi-month binge being called an assignment) for months at a time and yet, after a couple of office relocates (Chicago to Redmond to Kirkland) he still manages to get into the office.

No notification sent, no keys requested, and I suspect that it is almost hoped that he shows up at the old office, figures that they went bust, shrugs his shoulders and goes off to find the nearest bar..... but no. No matter how, no matter where, he seems to find them and have a method to get past the ever-increasing Bungie Security-Net.

I suspect an inside accomplice.


When you're a sizeable, drunk, Gorilla with a Stetson, i don't think you need an accomplice...

-Stu


Of course you do. A bartender banana wearing a sobrero....

  • 08.22.2006 5:19 PM PDT

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Posted by: Recon Number 54
I suspect an inside accomplice


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  • 08.22.2006 5:40 PM PDT

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Posted by: ICEMAN ASSASS1N
In a nutshell, there are 4 "Over-Riders" on the site, and the webmaster.

You have: Achronos, SketchFactor, Sawnose, and Frankie.

Frankie- He handles the content on the site and relays the information from Bungie Studios over to us. He gets help from his pet, KPaul.

Sketchfactor- This guy takes care of all things community related. Anything that deals with the community as a whole (like the polls, the feedback, etc.) goes to him.

Sawnose- He handles our stats. For everything that deals with a statistic and the page for it, this guy is in control of it.

Achronos- The Overlord. What can be said about him? He does everything. He programs the site, updates the site, runs the forums, groups, you name it. But.......he has someone helping him. Someone who programs with him. Could it be Skiptrace? Maybe, seeing as how he's the "Web Tester."

The Webmaster- He used to answer fan mail, but he doesn't do that anymore. However, he has the option of "primary over-ride" and can shut the site on/off. Whether or not he does this for a reason or because he's always drunk, I can't say.

Well, that's the crack-team that runs all that you see around us! Achronos more or less has the bulk of the power/responsibility, but the Webmaster always has that little button to turn the site off.......


if your talking about the gold textters then theres 5.

Achronos, sawnose, frankie, sketchfactor, and last but not least were snail.

but never forget that kevin paul (<---- 2 first names, what a wierdo) or kpaul, who is a yet to be announced type of animal that frankie uses as a pet.

[Edited on 8/22/2006]

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Posted by: spartakus14
Posted by: ICEMAN ASSASS1N
In a nutshell, there are 4 "Over-Riders" on the site, and the webmaster.

You have: Achronos, SketchFactor, Sawnose, and Frankie.

Frankie- He handles the content on the site and relays the information from Bungie Studios over to us. He gets help from his pet, KPaul.

Sketchfactor- This guy takes care of all things community related. Anything that deals with the community as a whole (like the polls, the feedback, etc.) goes to him.

Sawnose- He handles our stats. For everything that deals with a statistic and the page for it, this guy is in control of it.

Achronos- The Overlord. What can be said about him? He does everything. He programs the site, updates the site, runs the forums, groups, you name it. But.......he has someone helping him. Someone who programs with him. Could it be Skiptrace? Maybe, seeing as how he's the "Web Tester."

The Webmaster- He used to answer fan mail, but he doesn't do that anymore. However, he has the option of "primary over-ride" and can shut the site on/off. Whether or not he does this for a reason or because he's always drunk, I can't say.

Well, that's the crack-team that runs all that you see around us! Achronos more or less has the bulk of the power/responsibility, but the Webmaster always has that little button to turn the site off.......


if your talking about the gold textters then theres 5.

Achronos, sawnose, frankie, sketchfactor, and last but not least were snail.



Just when you think you've learned a 'site. A gold-texed dude appears from the blue. I swear I'm one of the most active members and I've never heard of him. I should visit The Septagon more.

  • 08.22.2006 8:04 PM PDT

MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK...
Posted by: Langley
--on another note, I think MLG Chewhatever is an idiot.

Posted by: Achronos
There is a reason I am user ID 1 and my account creation date is before this site came online.

Posted by: Zee JollyRoger
Posted by: Recon Number 54
I suspect an inside accomplice


The D. Soul...has to be.



How could it be the Soul??? He is far far too busy with his job of "Emotional Support"!!


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Posted by: spartakus14
if your talking about the gold textters then theres 5.

Achronos, sawnose, frankie, sketchfactor, and last but not least were snail.

but never forget that kevin paul (<---- 2 first names, what a wierdo) or kpaul, who is a yet to be announced type of animal that frankie uses as a pet.


Whoa, I've never even heard of that guy. Darn you Achronos, why must you hide things like this?

Ok, well with the recent discovery of runningturtle, that would make 6 "Over-Riders."

I wonder what this "weresnail" guy does?

  • 08.25.2006 11:55 AM PDT