- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
This is a hanus crime that has been committed. May Frankie dice their intestines and Parsons eat them in his SUSHI!!!
Whoever these people are, you have 24 hours to either turn yourself in to the Mexican authorities, be sacrificed to the Webmaster, or be chopped up into Parson's SUSHI!!!
My fellow Bungie fans, this is our first test! Our call to action! Our chance of getting a foothold to future world domination! Pool your resources, put your thinking caps on, read "Detective Skillz 4 Noobz/dummiez", and GET THESE C0CKB1TES!
I, for one, am willing to fight this evil, wherever it may lay. I conclude this message with a quote from our favorite game, Halo...
[color=red] "SMOKE EM' IF YA GOT EM'!" [/color]
Armed and ready for action,
Duckbow