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Cortana 5 is a carbon-based lifeform that frequently visits these forums, currently residing in the United States. Practically every male on the site responds to her posts.
The Joyeuse IP Formula
How does one become a forum ninja?
Forum Ninjas are selected on a number of characteristics such as community involvement, length of time on Bungie.net, knowledge of Bungie and Bungie games and should have extensive knowledge of the English language along with proper grammar. If candidates meet these requirements, they may be potential Forum Ninja material and are abducted, sealed in a black room, beaten with a wet noodle and finally starved for seven days until they are released back into the world naked and confused or find themselves chained to a computer desk in Bungie’s mop closet.
What's the difference between the gold and white lettered moderators?
White text signifies that the user is a Bungie.net Moderator and the gold text means that the user is a Bungie.net Employee. Employees are also accompanied by a gold Septagon which appears next to threads that they have replied in or started.
How the devil do certain (seemingly random) Mods become Master Forum Ninjas?
Master Moderators are chosen for their wisdom over the forums, also it doesn’t hurt that they’ve managed to keep their partial sanity for the time that they’ve spent on the Bungie.net forums.
As for the rumor of Yoozel drinking the Web Master under the table, it really can’t be verified since they have never really stopped... it's all a matter of who's liver gives out first.
How come only the Master Forum Ninjas can edit blacklistings?
It is one of the added features of being a Master Moderator. It helps them control users that are possibly causing amuck with the regular Ninjas or that deserve more than a seven day vacation.
Can I report bad moderators?
If you feel that you have been wronged by a Moderator or have an issue about a Moderator that you would like to have addressed, your first step is to contact a Master Forum Ninja. After you have made contact with them, they will be able to take care of the issue, or advance it to Achronos.
How many Moderators are there?
Enough to keep the kiddies scared enough to stay in bed. We're everywhere...
wooosh.
Did you see that? That's what we call efficiency.
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I think that should help some more.