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Subject: FORUM NINJA!!!!!!!!!!

that which is not dead can eternal lie, but with strange aeons even death may die.

You? You dont.

  • 08.24.2006 12:24 PM PDT
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Posted by: Blitz2o MKII
You? You dont.
what do you mean i dont

  • 08.24.2006 12:25 PM PDT
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Posted by: Night Hawk105
Posted by: Blitz2o MKII
You? You dont.
what do you mean i dont


You don't. You get dragged away in the night and are made into a ninja. I hear it involves hippos.

  • 08.24.2006 12:28 PM PDT

Ach! Was ist los?

Trust me, you don't want to know.

But if you're really determined, I'm sure our shiny new Search that Doesn't Suck feature will help you dig up the many discussions we've recently had on this subject.

  • 08.24.2006 12:29 PM PDT
Subject: FORUM NINJA!!!!!!!!!!
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ok people someone tell me. HOW DO I BEOME A FORUM NINJA!

  • 08.24.2006 12:23 PM PDT
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Posted by: elmicker
Posted by: Night Hawk105
Posted by: Blitz2o MKII
You? You dont.
what do you mean i dont


You don't. You get dragged away in the night and are made into a ninja. I hear it involves hippos.
ic....hippos thats some funny buisness....are these hippos made of chocolate?

  • 08.24.2006 12:30 PM PDT
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Location: Outlaws' Summit.

Just browse through HFCS

You'll learn what you need to in there :-)

  • 08.24.2006 12:34 PM PDT
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Posted by: BobBQ
Trust me, you don't want to know.

But if you're really determined, I'm sure our shiny new Search that Doesn't Suck feature will help you dig up the many discussions we've recently had on this subject.
oh trust me, i want to know

  • 08.24.2006 12:34 PM PDT

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Cortana 5 is a carbon-based lifeform that frequently visits these forums, currently residing in the United States. Practically every male on the site responds to her posts.

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Posted by: Night Hawk105
Posted by: BobBQ
Trust me, you don't want to know.

But if you're really determined, I'm sure our shiny new Search that Doesn't Suck feature will help you dig up the many discussions we've recently had on this subject.
oh trust me, i want to know

Too bad.
You don't ask to be 'in' with the forum ninjas. The forum ninjas ask to be in you.

In other words. You blew it.

  • 08.24.2006 12:37 PM PDT
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You think it got what it takes to be..?.


God forbid you send me one of those I was checking for cool gamers and saw you messages too, I will scream to the top of my lungs and smash this damn screen/BlackBerry to pieces! You've been warned -_-

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[Edited on 8/24/2006]

  • 08.24.2006 12:40 PM PDT
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Location: Outlaws' Summit.

There are Two Rules when dealing with Mod Club:

Rule #1: Don't ask about mod club.

Rule #2: Don't ask to be in mod club. Mod club will ask to be in you.

Glad to see you've accepted that rule, Cortana. LoL.

  • 08.24.2006 12:40 PM PDT
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Posted by: mr poopoo232
its like a large force of win going through fusion, thus creating a chain reaction of a huge asplosion of win destroying any fail within its awesomeness.

Stay in school and don't take drugs.

  • 08.24.2006 12:41 PM PDT
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You think it got what it takes to be..?.


God forbid you send me one of those I was checking for cool gamers and saw you messages too, I will scream to the top of my lungs and smash this damn screen/BlackBerry to pieces! You've been warned -_-

2.........1...........

*strikes a pose* hmmm?

  • 08.24.2006 12:42 PM PDT
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"Whatever exists, whatever in creation exists without my knowledge exists without my consent. These anonymous creatures may seem little or nothing in the world. Yet the smallest crumb can devour us. Any smallest thing beneath yon rock out of men's knowing. Only nature can enslave man and only when the existence of each last entity is routed out and made to stand naked before him will he be properly suzerain of the earth."

Posted by: FightingRaven531
Stay in school and don't take drugs.


That disqualifies a couple of the mods right there. Remember, alcohol is a drug.

Here are the basic guidelines to increasing your chances of being a mod.

1) Be a contributing member of this tiny society.

2) Uphold and obey the rules.

3) Don't ask to be made a mod.

4) There is no rule 4.

If you are doing it to become a mod, you'll get bored eventually (a lot of them do). If you want to do it so you can help the community, then you'll probably find yourself trudging to the forums day in and day out to accomplish a task you aren't quite sure you took up in the first place, and are too lazy to give up.

Let the incredibly long trials begin!

Psst...BMW...I'd definitely recommend you not do that. That's frowned upon by pretty much everyone here.

[Edited on 8/24/2006]

  • 08.24.2006 12:46 PM PDT
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Posted by: stosh
I only have one account. Who the hell is x Lord Revan x?


"Look, everybody always figures the time they live in is the most epic, most important age to end all ages. But tyrants and heroes rise and fall, and historians sort out the pieces." -Jolee Bindo

I ruined my chances of being a mod a long long time ago in a forum far far away.

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  • 08.24.2006 1:13 PM PDT
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Posted by: BMW
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No.

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Posted by: just another fan
Posted by: BMW
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No.


You tell them!

  • 08.24.2006 1:18 PM PDT

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2B || !2B - Why don't you look Inside the Machine?

As TGP once devulged:

You don't ask to be in Mod Club, Mod Club ask to be in you!

  • 08.24.2006 1:20 PM PDT
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Seriously, don't take me seriously.

Underground Pleasure - aren't you a bit curious?

First, you have to learn how to spell.
Second, you don't.
:-)

  • 08.24.2006 1:22 PM PDT

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Posted by: Deus_Ex_Machina
Cortana 5 is a carbon-based lifeform that frequently visits these forums, currently residing in the United States. Practically every male on the site responds to her posts.

The Joyeuse IP Formula

How does one become a forum ninja?


Forum Ninjas are selected on a number of characteristics such as community involvement, length of time on Bungie.net, knowledge of Bungie and Bungie games and should have extensive knowledge of the English language along with proper grammar. If candidates meet these requirements, they may be potential Forum Ninja material and are abducted, sealed in a black room, beaten with a wet noodle and finally starved for seven days until they are released back into the world naked and confused or find themselves chained to a computer desk in Bungie’s mop closet.

What's the difference between the gold and white lettered moderators?


White text signifies that the user is a Bungie.net Moderator and the gold text means that the user is a Bungie.net Employee. Employees are also accompanied by a gold Septagon which appears next to threads that they have replied in or started.

How the devil do certain (seemingly random) Mods become Master Forum Ninjas?


Master Moderators are chosen for their wisdom over the forums, also it doesn’t hurt that they’ve managed to keep their partial sanity for the time that they’ve spent on the Bungie.net forums.

As for the rumor of Yoozel drinking the Web Master under the table, it really can’t be verified since they have never really stopped... it's all a matter of who's liver gives out first.



How come only the Master Forum Ninjas can edit blacklistings?


It is one of the added features of being a Master Moderator. It helps them control users that are possibly causing amuck with the regular Ninjas or that deserve more than a seven day vacation.

Can I report bad moderators?


If you feel that you have been wronged by a Moderator or have an issue about a Moderator that you would like to have addressed, your first step is to contact a Master Forum Ninja. After you have made contact with them, they will be able to take care of the issue, or advance it to Achronos.

How many Moderators are there?


Enough to keep the kiddies scared enough to stay in bed. We're everywhere...

wooosh.

Did you see that? That's what we call efficiency.

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I think that should help some more.

  • 08.24.2006 1:40 PM PDT

-S

If only we had a forum searchOH WAI

  • 08.24.2006 1:45 PM PDT
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Posted by: Shishka
If only we had a forum searchOH WAI


Yeah someone should definitly start working on that

  • 08.24.2006 1:47 PM PDT
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LMAO Iceman you said "The mod club asks to be in YOU"...that sounds strange...

  • 08.24.2006 1:56 PM PDT
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Posted by: Vitamin Zawaz
LMAO Iceman you said "The mod club asks to be in YOU"...that sounds strange...


LoL, well it it's their rule, not mine. They are indeed strange!

  • 08.24.2006 2:00 PM PDT

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Posted by: Night Hawk105
ok people someone tell me. HOW DO I BEOME A FORUM NINJA!


I would think one of the very first steps in becoming a Forum Ninja would have to do with not asking how you can become one...

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