- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Posted by: Shishka
Actually, the plan is that Bungie is going to give stosh and I special potions that increase our brain capacities and grow four more arms out of our sides.
Through the last three months before the release of Halo 2, stosh and I are to undergo a campaign of hard physical and mental training. It will mark the return to "Camp Redmond," Bungies secret "moderator development camp." Ever wonder why there are only two mods at bungie.net? Stosh and I were the only two strong enough to survive. And stosh nearly lost an arm to the anaconda.
After the new appendages have successfully grown, and while we train, Bungie will be sporadically introducing mechanical augmentations to our already impressive physical prowress. The act of augmenting our bodies with mechanical support will be long and excrutiating, but will improve our strength twenty fold and our reaction times to beyond current comprehension.
The entire project, dubbed UberMod, has a 2% survival rate.
hahahahaha nice