- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Posted by: Private Simmons
Posted by: sp_am_mer
Posted by: pudgypenquin
Is there no God?
No.
Yes.
There are many, if you're Hindu.
There are three parts to a whole, if you're Catholic.
There is one, if you're Christian.
There is one, if you're a Jew.
...unless you're atheist, that is.
I doubt anyone cares, but Catholics are also Christians - the Catholic Church was the only one for centuries. All denominations of Christianity belive there are "three parts to the whole", not just Catholics.
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