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Subject: Vent your halo related frustrations or tell your funny stories here.
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Posted by: TUI_Obi_Wan
And it's your connection that's slower than turtle sex.

In........................................................Out .

Title says it all.

Ill start.

It all started when one game, I waited practically half a game for a sniper rifle, and when I finally got it, this -blam!- came and tked it off me, he said "You don't deserve it cause you suck", so after a few minutes of arguing, he told me to check the scoreboard, it showed him in 3rd place, I said "So..." He said to "Look at my kills, I do games for kills more than score:, so then, I said "It's CTF idiot", and many people agreed with me.


Then, later, he was spawn-camping at that cliff overlooking blue base, I snipe him , he said, "lol, that shot sucked," then, I said "Yeah, like your real leet for someone whos camping" (sarcastic), then, he said, "I'm doing it so the noobs can get the flag", so I said "oh, so suddenly, you care about the flag" I was complimented with alot of "Owned"s :D, then anyway, he just said "stfu, i'm still beter than you"


So then, the next game, in wizard, I beat him by a few ranks, so I said "Real leet for someone who says he's ranked fourth in klanwars" and then he said "If you lived in NZ, I woulda kicked your ass" so, by now, I was laughing like hell, and ended it with "excuses, excuses,"


Vent your frustrations or tell yer funny stories

  • 09.08.2006 8:21 PM PDT

I wonder if the Wolf thinks the Moon listens when he howls at it.

i went into a random sipers server,there were only 3 people there , and it seemed everyone but me were using aimbots, so i tured on my sightjacker and viola fast turns and traking through walls. one guy's name was bloodshot witha weird o and there was a guy with a -blam!- clan tag. the other guy was just goood at melleing.

  • 09.08.2006 8:28 PM PDT
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Posted by: OmniosSpartan
DAMN GEARBOX AND DAMN THEIR CRAPPY NETCODE!

/RAWR

  • 09.08.2006 8:30 PM PDT

Now, in the quantum moment before the closure, when all become one. One moment left. One point of space and time. I know who you are. You are destiny.

Posted by: Master Kim
Posted by: OmniosSpartan
DAMN GEARBOX AND DAMN THEIR CRAPPY NETCODE!

/RAWR

  • 09.08.2006 8:53 PM PDT
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Posted by: Beowul7
Posted by: Master Kim
Posted by: OmniosSpartan
DAMN GEARBOX AND DAMN THEIR CRAPPY NETCODE!

/RAWR

  • 09.08.2006 9:53 PM PDT
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My internet hates halo, or vice versa. Half of the time, i can join servers (with a low ping), and within 5 seconds i get lagged out. Gamespy is teh sux.

  • 09.08.2006 10:12 PM PDT
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I HATE PROS! ARGH! Goddamn 3 shot kills EVREY TIME I go within pistol range. ARGH!

  • 09.08.2006 10:26 PM PDT

*I sense a disturbance in the forum*
Jaws on Zanzibar?
Sniper 's Ed 101
my myspace
teh explosion
purchase a leaf blower at any Sears store
After kim saying pc gamers are more mature:
Posted by:ImSpartacus
we r?

our stupid teammate drives into a rocket and he loses our flag and he loses the game fo rus, 30 seconds left, tie game at 2, and he loses the game for us.

He typed out "stop getting mad at me I'm going to tell mum"

  • 09.08.2006 10:29 PM PDT
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Posted by: dalmedya
Posted by: Beowul7
Posted by: Master Kim
Posted by: OmniosSpartan
DAMN GEARBOX AND DAMN THEIR CRAPPY NETCODE!

/RAWR


Also, I despise getting kicked from servers because I'm accused of hacking or whateva GRR!

  • 09.08.2006 10:36 PM PDT
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I so totally agree with you, Shadowman. "ZOMG YOU ARE TEH CHEAT!1!!!!" I hate retards who have no idea wtf they're talking about, so when they're getting their ass kicked by people like us, they automatically accuse us of cheating. Such ignorance!

On a side note, I kicked Noobert's ass in a scrim yesterday. It was quite satisfying. (Battle Creek - Classic Slayer Pro, Hang 'Em High - Classic Snipers) I 3SK'd and no-scoped his ass. :)

Roflmao, fastmatt. "I'm going to tell mum!"

  • 09.09.2006 3:55 AM PDT
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hmm, if there is something i hate about hao it is one of these 2:

People playing servers that are race only and stupid stuff like that, they could be helping to keep halo PC alive.

People that ask me for 1v1s when everyone knows they will lose, but you have to play them because you don't reject challenges.

  • 09.09.2006 4:05 AM PDT
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Posted by: TUI_Obi_Wan
And it's your connection that's slower than turtle sex.

In........................................................Out .

Lol, my retard of a driver went afk in the middle of a base siege.

  • 09.09.2006 4:25 AM PDT
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Posted by: stare3
Lol, my retard of a driver went afk in the middle of a base siege.


Haha, that should've sucked. xD I can almost imagine the conversation between two linked minds:

Gunner: C'mon hurry, up, I only have 2 health bars left!
Driver: *static*
Gunner: Um...you there?
Driver: *static*
Gunner: ...
Driver: *static*
Gunner: All right, screw this ------ Random Gunner_001 quit.

Anyways, my most frustrating moment was in the Maw gathering quite osme time ago. I posted and complained about this incident back then, but I got over it, so I've decided to post it now. Ok, so I get the sniper rifle on top of blue base in Blood Gulch, when some TUI imposter TK'ed me for it. I tried to TK him back to show him who the dominant player is, but the screwy netcode Gearbox has installed in HaloPC made me miss most of my shots/melees. Now when I start telling him what a EFFING Tk'er he is, he said: "Well, you tried to TK me, so stfu please." WTF?! He Tk'ed me first for a freakin' sniper rifle, then claims that he was trying to DEFEND himself when I tried?! Who the -blam!- does he think he is? I still wish in my rainy days that he dies a painful and slow death somewhere out there.

Also Nessy, I disagree with both your sentences.

1) Race isn't stupid. Oddball isn't stupid. King isn't stupid. That's what makes Halo unique from other random FPS's, 'cause we have more selection of what gametype we want to play by. YOU'RE the one that's making HaloPC fall by the second, always never knowing when to shut the -blam!- up about your so called "1337 skills", in which you have none.

2) Um, maybe those people that wants you to vs them 1 on 1 is trying to improve, or trying to actually play you in person? So you're saying that, from now on, you NEVER want to play anyone in 1v1 because you're too good for them? And also, what if on a rare occasion, the guy that challenged you was much better than you, and he actually beat you 2 out of 3 or something? What are you going to say then, huh?

[Edited on 9/9/2006]

  • 09.09.2006 4:53 AM PDT
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one of the many reasons that matches>pubs

  • 09.09.2006 4:55 AM PDT
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Posted by: XxShadowmanxX
Posted by: dalmedya
Posted by: Beowul7
Posted by: Master Kim
Posted by: OmniosSpartan
DAMN GEARBOX AND DAMN THEIR CRAPPY NETCODE!

/RAWR



....and hitting the windows button by accident at the very moment when I am about to pwn someone.

[Edited on 9/9/2006]

  • 09.09.2006 5:29 AM PDT
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Posted by: t3heford
Posted by: XxShadowmanxX
Posted by: dalmedya
Posted by: Beowul7
Posted by: Master Kim
Posted by: OmniosSpartan
DAMN GEARBOX AND DAMN THEIR CRAPPY NETCODE!

/RAWR



....and hitting the windows button by accident at the very moment when I am about to pwn someone.


LMAO, same here man! Sometimes when I try to take cover in a small rock, and I attempt to press deafult Ctrl for crouch, I accidently press Windows button, so my whole Halo game gets minimized, my whole cover is blown, and who knows, by the time I maximize it again, someone would already be corpsehumping my ass before I get my hands on my mouse again.

  • 09.09.2006 5:32 AM PDT
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Posted by: lpjuunin
Posted by: t3heford
Posted by: XxShadowmanxX
Posted by: dalmedya
Posted by: Beowul7
Posted by: Master Kim
Posted by: OmniosSpartan
DAMN GEARBOX AND DAMN THEIR CRAPPY NETCODE!

/RAWR



....and hitting the windows button by accident at the very moment when I am about to pwn someone.


man, i hated it when ever I pressed the windows key. Now I have a 10 year old keyboard without the stupid windows key, fragging without the pain of that dreaded key.

I also really hate the Banshees on Death Island. People just go from one side of the island to the other and people cant really do anthing about it... unless youre really skilled at shooting. Then there is also the stupid thing where people dive and kill... every 10 seconds.

  • 09.09.2006 10:07 AM PDT
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Maw

Posted by: Boo_Diddly
Posted by: lpjuunin
Posted by: t3heford
Posted by: XxShadowmanxX
Posted by: dalmedya
Posted by: Beowul7
[quote]Posted by: Master Kim
[quote]Posted by: OmniosSpartan
DAN[G] GEARBOX AND DAN[G] THEIR CRAPPY NETCODE!

/RAWR




Whenever I join a random server I get "Oh look! A trekkie! Lets gang up on him!" and its 1v15.

  • 09.09.2006 10:12 AM PDT
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Posted by: trekkie
Posted by: Boo_Diddly
Posted by: lpjuunin
Posted by: t3heford
Posted by: XxShadowmanxX
[quote]Posted by: dalmedya
[quote]Posted by: Beowul7
[quote]Posted by: Master Kim
[quote]Posted by: OmniosSpartan
DAN[G] GEARBOX AND DAN[G] THEIR CRAPPY NETCODE!

/RAWR



EVEYBODY RIDE THE QOUTE TRAIN!!!!!!!!

The other thing that makes me madder than a skin head watching the Jeffersons is someone who can't drive, people who afk, and people who INSIST on running me over constantly. You know...the people who like camp the base in maps like BG. or Icefields. Those are the real people who suck. Now I'm not saying never do this because I do it from time to time, but I'm talking about that is ALL they do.




[Edited on 9/9/2006]

  • 09.09.2006 10:18 AM PDT
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Posted by: Demigod333
Posted by: trekkie
Posted by: Boo_Diddly
Posted by: lpjuunin
Posted by: t3heford
Posted by: XxShadowmanxX
Posted by: dalmedya
Posted by: Beowul7
Posted by: Master Kim
Posted by: OmniosSpartan
DAN[G] GEARBOX AND DAN[G] THEIR CRAPPY NETCODE!

/RAWR


I also hate it when people are absolutely unable to drive anthing. It's pitiful to watch someone steal your ride from you, then watch as they hit every single thing on the map, except for the enemy; or when they take your ride and 5 seconds later they fall off a cliff and die.

The other thing that makes me madder than a skin head watching the Jeffersons is someone who can't drive, people who afk, and people who INSIST on running me over constantly. You know...the people who like camp the base in maps like BG. or Icefields. Those are the real people who suck. Now I'm not saying never do this because I do it from time to time, but I'm talking about that is ALL they do.

[Edited on 9/9/2006]

  • 09.09.2006 11:43 AM PDT
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Posted by: Boo_Diddly
Posted by: Demigod333
Posted by: trekkie
Posted by: Boo_Diddly
Posted by: lpjuunin
Posted by: t3heford
Posted by: XxShadowmanxX
Posted by: dalmedya
Posted by: Beowul7
Posted by: Master Kim
[quote]Posted by: OmniosSpartan
DAN[G] GEARBOX AND DAN[G] THEIR CRAPPY NETCODE!

/RAWR


I also hate it when people are absolutely unable to drive anthing. It's pitiful to watch someone steal your ride from you, then watch as they hit every single thing on the map, except for the enemy; or when they take your ride and 5 seconds later they fall off a cliff and die.

[quote]The other thing that makes me madder than a skin head watching the Jeffersons is someone who can't drive, people who afk, and people who INSIST on running me over constantly. You know...the people who like camp the base in maps like BG. or Icefields. Those are the real people who suck. Now I'm not saying never do this because I do it from time to time, but I'm talking about that is ALL they do.


They obviously failed Halo Driving School, and haven't gotten their Spartan Driver's License. xD

  • 09.09.2006 11:46 AM PDT
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How about in Gephy when someone TKs you for flamethrower, then you get in a ghost and he immediately TKs you with your former flamer, then you watch your deathcam as he gets in your ghost and drives it off the edge. Oh yeah, and no vehicle respawn either. -_-.....

  • 09.09.2006 3:40 PM PDT
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Posted by: TUI_Obi_Wan
And it's your connection that's slower than turtle sex.

In........................................................Out .

I've had so many people (my own team) chase after me shooting wildly as I desperately run for the hill behind red base trying to get at least some sniping into that miserable game.

  • 09.09.2006 3:56 PM PDT
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ya, that really sucks when someone tks to just get what you have. but thats when you tk them back and teabag them going "stupid retrd"

  • 09.09.2006 3:56 PM PDT

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