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Subject: Vent your halo related frustrations or tell your funny stories here.
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Posted by: TUI_Obi_Wan
And it's your connection that's slower than turtle sex.

In........................................................Out .

Lol, once this person tked me for a sniper rifle and was still in the middle of teabagging me when 20-40 ma5b rounds shredded through his armour.

  • 09.09.2006 4:10 PM PDT
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Heh. One game on BG I got TK'd for a sniper rifle, and it was a vaguely ok player too... I saw an enemy with a sniper on the enemy base, so I walked right in front of the TKr and typed to him to watch out.

He turned to face me, asked 'what?' and got shot in the face by the enemy sniper.

  • 09.09.2006 4:23 PM PDT
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Posted by: lpjuunin

Anyways, my most frustrating moment was in the Maw gathering quite osme time ago. I posted and complained about this incident back then, but I got over it, so I've decided to post it now. Ok, so I get the sniper rifle on top of blue base in Blood Gulch, when some TUI imposter TK'ed me for it. I tried to TK him back to show him who the dominant player is, but the screwy netcode Gearbox has installed in HaloPC made me miss most of my shots/melees. Now when I start telling him what a EFFING Tk'er he is, he said: "Well, you tried to TK me, so stfu please." WTF?! He Tk'ed me first for a freakin' sniper rifle, then claims that he was trying to DEFEND himself when I tried?! Who the -blam!- does he think he is? I still wish in my rainy days that he dies a painful and slow death somewhere out there.

Can you closely think which TUI it was


[Edited on 9/9/2006]

  • 09.09.2006 4:41 PM PDT
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No Wartexx, it wasn't even one of us. Ippjunnin told me this awhile back. It was some ass by the name of «TUI»1337. Actually, TUI hasn't had much imposters at all. All my imposters still use my old =PAT= tag lol!

  • 09.09.2006 5:44 PM PDT

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Bungie doesn't see gamers any more. They see walking credit cards.

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[quote]Posted by: OmniosSpartan
DAN[G] GEARBOX AND DAN[G] THEIR CRAPPY NETCODE!

/RAWR


I also hate it when people are absolutely unable to drive anthing. It's pitiful to watch someone steal your ride from you, then watch as they hit every single thing on the map, except for the enemy; or when they take your ride and 5 seconds later they fall off a cliff and die.

[quote]The other thing that makes me madder than a skin head watching the Jeffersons is someone who can't drive, people who afk, and people who INSIST on running me over constantly. You know...the people who like camp the base in maps like BG. or Icefields. Those are the real people who suck. Now I'm not saying never do this because I do it from time to time, but I'm talking about that is ALL they do.


They obviously failed Halo Driving School, and haven't gotten their Spartan Driver's License. xD
Pwnage.

  • 09.09.2006 7:58 PM PDT
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Posted by: K121 Widowmaker
No Wartexx, it wasn't even one of us. Ippjunnin told me this awhile back. It was some ass by the name of «TUI»1337. Actually, TUI hasn't had much imposters at all. All my imposters still use my old =PAT= tag lol!


Yeah, now I remember, he was TUI 1337. But K121 already explained to me that TUI has no such members, so I figured it was a retarded TKing imposter. I still hope that imposter burns painfully for that.

  • 09.10.2006 12:32 PM PDT

i was hosting (blue team) a blood gulch ctf gametype. this other guy joins my team and the whole time i'm trying to get in the rock by blue base (curiosity, not cheating) through the warthog turret. and when i finally do, what's-his-face gets in the warthog and drives away, stranding me in a rock. this other red guy shows up and kills whoever it was. i tell the blue guy he got me stuck, so he changes teams and starts wailing on me and tells the red guy where i am (ruining the whole idea anyway) and he joins in on the "let's shoot the blue guy in a rock endlessly" game. so i'm sitting here thinking wtf are these guys doing? i won.

  • 09.10.2006 7:03 PM PDT

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we r?

I got tk'd a lot today, and I still came in first, I just had more deaths and a lot of flag captures on CTF, didn't take a ss though ;(

  • 09.10.2006 7:26 PM PDT
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Ok so i was playin race and every time i got the gunners seat i would be like' hello i will be yur gunner for the evening' i would tell jokes and offer complimentary food even others added their own jokes. I dubbed myself announcer and asked for tips. this went on for like 15 rounds. Near the end the bfms were getting mad at me but some other guys liked me so i went on a pointless story for a while then i got booted off!!!!! I was kinda mad so i waited patiently for an opening on that server and i got on again and said'anyway where was i' and started on the same pointless story again!! :) everybody was like what the hell man? and i just laughed and got booted again......you had to be there it was funny lol

  • 09.10.2006 10:10 PM PDT
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A few days ago I was in a blood gulch CTF server. I grabbed the snipe and headed through the tele. Well I start getting hit from behind with what sounds loke an AR. I turn around and it's my team mate. When I had turned he stoped shooting and we kind of looked at each other. I thought, "Ok he just probably wanted me to know he was there and had my back. Well we keep kind of looking at each other then out of nowhere he sticks me in the face. After I blow up he jacks my snipe and precedes to T-Bag my corps while laughing and calling me a, "-blam!- noob."

Here is another one. This is how mad I am at Gearbox. I was in my clan dedi server and me and one of my fellow clan mates were going up the tunnels in sidewinder. We both manage to take out this red guy. Now, I go out in front of my teammate so I can whack the corps once. Some how there was some kind of lag serge and when I whacked the corps the game registered it as me whacking my team mate (who is behind me) in the back. I am thinking, "WTF!"

Here is one last one. Again this takes place in my clans dedi serve in the map sidewinder. Me and one of my clan mates are under going some major base -blam!-. You know, the retards from the other team that all pile on your base and do nothing but pawn camp. The ones that don't bother going for the flag when hey have a clear shot of taking it and getting away. Well anyway me and my clan mate spawn side by side, I am so POed that I turn at my clan mate and shoot off his face with a snipe. He was cool with it though and we just ended up running away and hiding while the retards stayed at our base expecting to kill something.

  • 09.10.2006 11:37 PM PDT

You live what you've learned

i shot this guy and then he died

  • 09.11.2006 6:12 PM PDT
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Posted by: Demigod333
The other thing that makes me madder than a skin head watching the Jeffersons is someone who can't drive, people who afk, and people who INSIST on running me over constantly. You know...the people who like camp the base in maps like BG. or Icefields. Those are the real people who suck. Now I'm not saying never do this because I do it from time to time, but I'm talking about that is ALL they do.


LOL I used to have so much fun doing that. I would take my warthog over to the opposite base and constantly circle it running tons of people over. I always shot up to first in kills by doing that. XD

  • 09.11.2006 6:18 PM PDT

Posted by: Ryukage
What? Play a game? FOR FUN???
This concept of fun confuses and infuriates me!

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Posted by: OmniosSpartan
DAMN GEARBOX AND DAMN THEIR CRAPPY NETCODE!

/RAWR



....and hitting the windows button by accident at the very moment when I am about to pwn someone.


I've done that too many times to count. I finally ended up just ripping out the damn buttons. Solved the problem.

  • 09.11.2006 6:20 PM PDT
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Uh, you can just turn off the keys, you know. Settings menus pwn.

  • 09.11.2006 7:33 PM PDT
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naw, it's fun destroying one's keyboard after you get killed when minimized

  • 09.12.2006 6:19 AM PDT
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Posted by: Green Spartan13
i shot this guy and then he died


And when I was done smacking that guy, I smacked him again!

  • 09.12.2006 8:01 AM PDT

Posted by: Lusitano
Posted by: Green Spartan13
i shot this guy and then he died


And when I was done smacking that guy, I smacked him again!

great, but how is that a halo pc story?

  • 09.12.2006 6:00 PM PDT
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I've been around these parts for almost eight years now...wow! Maybe I should be concerned about that...

Alright...this form of killing is not cheating, yet it is so frustrating that I wish I could eat the person doing it. Whole. Alive.

Map-Yoyorast Island

Where?-The winding staircases to garage and turret above ghost ramp. That turret.

Story-I've experienced this a few times before, but this one tops all others. On yoyorast island (Custom Edition), I hate it when someone from the opposing team hops on that turret up there and starts mowing down every single teammate that spawns on the open air staircase. They get over 30 kills in less than 5 minutes and ruin the fun for everyone on the other team. Usually this sort of thing ends when someone spawns somewhere else and gets a sniper, or someone successfully pistol snipes the person while they're not looking. Not so this time.

No, this time, they had every single base covered. Not only would you be ripped apart as soon as you spawned on the staircase to the garage, but if you spawn anyone else, another team member in the sniper tower snipes ou, and you endup spawning back at the turret camp...this scycle continued for at least 20 minutes, and the camper got almost 60 kills I believe, before someone miraculously was able to pistol snipe him...you can be sure that we were all pissed. Of course, nobody could give them payback because of the sniper who remained in the tower, ready to snipe any who dared walk out. So, in the end, they camped us into a corner and ended up winning : (

  • 09.12.2006 6:14 PM PDT
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That sucks.

  • 09.12.2006 7:42 PM PDT
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Being 2 feet away from the cap point for a flag, and being lagged out.

Or on the other hand, this really amazed me. I was returning the flag in a hog, but got sniped out. Some random teammate managed to grab it, and as I respawned, he returned it to me, wow I was amazed, there are nice people out there after all. Then again I think of the people who fly longswords into the bases and suicide bomb, or the stupid people who enjoy tking, because "just trying out weapons" or "needed ammo"

  • 09.12.2006 7:51 PM PDT
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Posted by: Pet0sh
or the stupid people who enjoy tking, because "just trying out weapons" or "needed ammo"

Or 'u sux wit @ snipzor, u cat hit nethng', and then they waste all their ammo without killing anyone.

  • 09.12.2006 7:55 PM PDT
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I give away my flags to random teammates when I feel nice. That or dance in front of the enemy taunting at their inability to hit me.

  • 09.13.2006 2:32 AM PDT
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Start of death island and one of the guys going through the tele takes the sniper and gets into a shee. Then dies.

End of a CTF game, and the guy who has most caps shouts '[insert country here] RULES!!'

Err, no they dont, its a teamwork game. Some guy did that, and I deliberatly won the next few games and told him to stfu.

I once had a guy on my own team chasing me all around the whole map, which was timberland, so not many places to hide, just to tk and get the flag.

He couldnt do it, and for 10 mins I was avoiding him and the enemy. Great source of amusment was when our flag was finally returned (by me I might add), someone deliberatly blasted him because he was waiting at the base for me. hurrah for the team!

If Im bored I'll try to walk the flag back on infinity. Doesnt usually work.

  • 09.13.2006 7:33 AM PDT
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Posted by: Green Spartan13
i shot this guy and then he died


And when I was done smacking that guy, I smacked him again!

great, but how is that a halo pc story?


It's not, I just felt like it belonged there. It's not the first time that you see something going a bit off-topic, is it ;) ?

  • 09.13.2006 7:39 AM PDT
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There's a ton of frustrating stuff you'll encounter playing Halo, but you learn to look past it and have fun. Like no-scoping that teamkilling bastard on your team trying to melee you in the back for the sniper rifle.

  • 09.13.2006 1:04 PM PDT

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