- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Please everyone, don't delete this very important e-mail. Open the zipped file attachment and you'll see why. It contains the secret button sequence to turn your SMG into a Halo 1 pistol with 999 rounds of ammo. Other secrets in the zip file: who really killed John F. Kennedy, a magic potion recipie to add six inches of male enhancement, Frankie's credit report, and a horrifying JPEG of Oprah Winfrey without makeup and wig.
As you enjoy the secrets, simpy ignore the software installation screens in the background.