- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
No, No, and No! You people have it ALL wrong. The Spartans were created so the UNSC had talented chefs that could go out in the woods and kill an animal so the Admirals could get fatter. Fortunately the Convenant came and started killing people and the Admirals didn't want to fight so they sent the Spartans. DUH!
[Special Note: I'M KIDDING!]