- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Posted by: Ninja 0n Fire
Posted by: KPaul
Ninja and I tried out a smaller, asymmetrical map that’s a lot of fun. Ninja’s been really busy lately so he hasn’t been in as many multiplayer tests as I have and it showed. You guys might remember Frankie talking about how Bungie brought in 45 year old mothers who’ve never touched video games all their life to conduct some research for Halo 2. After this game, Harold decided we could save some money this time around and just use Ninja.
I had my pick of whichever weapon I wanted, so I ran around with a great long-range weapon (you’ll never guess what we call it!) and a devastating medium-range weapon. Ninja ran around like a remote-controlled car operated by a blind, retarded monkey: running into walls, staring at the ground and jumping for no apparent reason.
Ultimately, I came to terms with killing the short-bus-riding monkey and finished the game in decisive fashion.
25 to 7. KP wins.
Interesting version you have there, KP... definitely more interesting than what happened in reality. Perhaps if you didn't suck so bad, you wouldn't have to fabricate such lies.
So here I am at my desk testing out something that I would get fired for talking about and out of nowhere KP says "Hey, let's do some H3 1v1" - sorry, too busy. So he asks me later, I say okay now or never.
We go to the lab, load up the game, I delay the countdown a few times, KP gets angry. We start playing... I kill KP. Then I kill KP again. Finally, KP dies a third time. Now from across the map KP comes flying at me using jetpack and deathless player cheats, but he is moving so fast he can't even land a shot on me and does nothing but flies into walls.
Then some developers came in for a meeting and kicked us out.
Game over.
3 to 0. Ninja wins.
Oh yeah, see you in the parking lot tonight KP.
The ultimate burn right there.