- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
You forgot the Noob.. wait, i forgot, bungie encourages lame game play like noob combos, an placing 1 rocket on a map.. you know, cause then you hafta work 'together' to stop the 1 guy who has it inside the banshee... i'll do it for you...
The Noob:
you can spot this gamer soon as match making pops up. Generally their name consists of some lame reference to weed (something they prolly heard on Chappelle's show) and they always have a mic. In game they are the likely to be expressing their homo-blam!-ity threw blasting everyone in the face with a warm green goo. These people will taunt you by saying your owned.. when clearly, they have no sense of pride or accomplishment and will do whatever it takes to Win. Nothing in Halo 2 is better then owning a Noob, because noobs are so cocky they forget that without a vehicle or 'combo' they arn't good.
But dont worry Noobs, Bungie will back you all the way! didn't you know that a 'heat seeking' weapon blast that will take down even an over sheild, leavin you open for a 1 shot kill, which is often fired directly as your hit, is all part of a strategy? i didnt know that? i jus thought it was something people could use to make themselves feel better about not having girlfriends... or friends in general... what do i know? Also, dont you think with all this great technology they could NOT spawn you around enemies?..... cant the game go.... so an so is here.... well then, i'll put him here... not... well, he jus died right there... LETS SEND HIM BACK! woot!