- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
9 - The Jocknerd:
The jocknerd is somebody who plays sports and bullies kids in public, but secretly plays videogames while a nerd he bullied does his homework. To keep up the appearance that they are outside most of the day, they often keep a bottle of sunless tan lotion in their closet in a locked box so their parents won't find it, or they go tanning every second Wednesday.
When another player on your team betrays you, you say:
"What the -blam- was that man? I'm going to hunt you down and cut you!" (4)
"Why did you do that?" (1)
"OMGWTFHAX!" (8)
"You are one grade A piece of -blam- kid." (3)
If you are paired against a modder, you:
Quit. (3)
Try until you it is certain you will lose. (1)
Try and talk trash at the end. (4)
Run around in a circle. (?)
If a cheater of any sort is on your team in a Slayer setting, you:
Suicide. (1)
Attempt to play like normal. (4)
Congratulate him for his 1337 skillz. (6)
Betray your teammates until you are booted. (3)
If you see another player with an Elite as their character model, you say:
"OMG YOU -blam-ING DINOSAUR I HATE YOU!" (1)
"I hate Elites." (2)
"Yeah I'm an Elite too!" (4)
"I'm so E-1337!" (3)