- Mattbluhalofan
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An instant classic!
Doc: He's been really active since his last feeding!
Church: Tucker fed it? Gross.
Tucker: No, actually Caboose was kind enough to donate some blood! It's amazing what he'll do if you offer him a cookie and a glass of orange juice!
Church: But Caboose hates needles.
Doc: Actually, if you just expose some bare skin, the little guy will just puncture it and suck the blood out! It's amazing to see nature at work!
Cabosse: I feel dizzy!
Doc: He drank like two gallons of blood! I think he's going to be a linebacker! Or a vampire. Or a vampire linebacker! That would be crazy!
Caboose: I should stop looking at the light like this!
Doc: Blood is really important, so Caboose is bound to have some side effects such as dizziness, nausea, sensitivity to light--
Caboose: I am going to stop standing up now! *collapses*
Doc: --and passing out.