- Shai Hulud
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- Exalted Mythic Member
With B.B. gone, the passion of Bungie.net has lessened.
A few... nice ones. By that, I mean, children afraid of swears shouldn't look at the screen.
Donnie Darko, Donnie Darko: "First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are a-blam!-. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?"
Frank, Donnie Darko: "Twenty-eight days... six hours... forty-two minutes... twelve seconds. That... is when the world... will end."
Donnie Darko: "Karen Pommeroy : This could be the death of an entire way of life, the end of an era...
Donnie : Why should we care?
Karen Pommeroy : Because the rabbits are us, Donnie.
Donnie : Why should I mourn for a rabbit like he was human?
Karen Pommeroy : Are you saying that the death of one species is less tragic than another?
Donnie : Of course. The rabbit's not like us. It has no... keen look at something in the mirror, it has no history books, no photographs, no knowledge of sorrow or regret... I mean, I'm sorry, Miss Pommeroy, don't get me wrong; y'know, I like rabbits and all. They're cute and they're horny. And if you're cute and you're horny, then you're probably happy, in that you don't know who you are and why you're even alive. And you just wanna' have sex, as many times as possible, before you die... I mean, I just don't see the point in crying over a dead rabbit! Y'know, who... who never even feared death to begin with."
Roy Batty, Blade Runner: "I want more life, -blam!-er."