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Subject: You Know You Suck At Halo When...
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* You result on using a rocket launcher on grunts before any other attempts to kill them.
* You use the Scorpion Tank in multiplayer the whole game.
* You kill the Marines because you thought they were trying to cast a spell on you.
* You try to kill a hunter with a rocket launcher at point black range.
* You try to click enemies to death with an empty clip.
* You try to throw a Plasma Grenade at an enemy only to figue out you were throwing at an unbroken window.
* You post a forum complaining "I can't shoot in the Warthog!"

  • 05.22.2004 1:58 PM PDT
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When you post pointless topics...

  • 05.22.2004 2:02 PM PDT
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Posted by: banana
When you post pointless topics...


This isn't pointless; a repeated topic possibly, but definitely not pointless. Give the man a break, goodness

  • 05.22.2004 2:03 PM PDT
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Posted by: MasterCheif117
* You try to throw a Plasma Grenade at an enemy only to figue out you were throwing at an unbroken window.


That's a good one

  • 05.22.2004 2:04 PM PDT
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Thanks dude, and also thanks for sticking up for me. I hate people that take the time to read a forum only to insult them. I'd understand if the forum had absolutly nothing to do with Halo.. Then I could see some rellevance.

  • 05.22.2004 2:08 PM PDT
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when you think cortana will help your poor stranded ass

  • 05.22.2004 2:11 PM PDT
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U suck at Halo when:
> U use Banshees
> U snipe
> U get Sniped
> Somebody with a flag kills u will a meele

  • 05.22.2004 2:11 PM PDT
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oh come on does anybody really need to be told this?

  • 05.22.2004 2:11 PM PDT
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>Think u can trust people

  • 05.22.2004 2:12 PM PDT
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* In multiplayer, it takes a full clip with the Pistol to kill someone...in Battle Creek

* You snipe with the Shotgun

* You...use the Needler :)

  • 05.22.2004 2:12 PM PDT
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yes, banana, U!

  • 05.22.2004 2:12 PM PDT
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> Think u can avoid being killed by prentend to do nothin
> Think plasma weapons work
> Try to Betray people on red team whilre ur still on blue
> try to camofluage with yellow armor

[Edited on 5/22/2004 2:16:16 PM]

  • 05.22.2004 2:15 PM PDT
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Me what?

  • 05.22.2004 2:17 PM PDT
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> U pee ur pants when u see flood
> U pee ur pants when u see covenat
> U pee ur pants when u see other mc's
> U pee ur pants when u fire weapon
> U find out ur bladder is empty

  • 05.22.2004 2:18 PM PDT
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> Ur afraid of drowning
> use snipes in Chiron
> play in the level Chiron

  • 05.22.2004 2:20 PM PDT
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Posted by: banana
oh come on does anybody really need to be told this?


THATS what banana needs

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What's wrong the needler :-p?
It's effective in tandem from behind with an assault rifle :-p

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when you actually trust people in multiplayer when they say, " Hold on dont shoot me i just want to run up next to you."

or...

when they say "stand still, i promise i wont hurt you."

or...

when they are driving straight at you with a ghost saying "dont worry im not gonna hit you..."

  • 05.22.2004 2:25 PM PDT
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Now those are some matrue comments from what a 5 year old?... loser

  • 05.22.2004 2:27 PM PDT
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Posted by: MasterCheif117

* You try to kill a hunter with a rocket launcher at point black range.


Haha, I love this one. If anyone's ever played Marathon, I used to run around the corner into bad guys all the time. I'd panic and want them to die ASAP, so instead of shooting them w/ the machine gun, I'd hit 2nd fire and launch a grenade 3 feet thereby losing 90% of my life EVERY SINGLE TIME. Hell, I still do it, and that was like 10 years ago.

  • 05.22.2004 2:32 PM PDT
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You know you suck when:
* someone in Oddball kills you with the skull
* you throw a grenade or rocket through a teleporter thinking it will teleport
* you try to melee a sword elite with a pistol
* you throw your last plasma grenade at an enemy falling off a cliff
* insult stosh
* you throw a plasma granade at 343 GS, only to have it fall on your own head
* you wake a sleeping Grunt
* you try to kill a hunter with a rocket launcher at point blank range, and miss
* you suck

  • 05.22.2004 2:40 PM PDT
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when you use the left trigger in a banshee and think hunters are shooting at you

  • 05.22.2004 2:46 PM PDT
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*Try grenading a banshee
*try destraying a warthog
*try melee attacking a scorpion
*fall off of cliff because you were runing from the enemy

And this is a cool post, i think. But i would try to post less, just so people with attitude dont get onto you and spoil the point!

  • 05.22.2004 2:48 PM PDT
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You know you suck at Halo when....

1: When you think that the plasma rifle is some kind of lethal vacum!
2: When you wait until a Banshee is right in front of you before you try to shoot it with
a sniper-rifle!
3: When you think you can use the computer in the assault rifle to play Tetris!
4: When think that plasma is actully piss from different covenants!
5: When you think that Grunts own you money because they run away!
6: When you think that the fuel rod gun actully shot buggers!

  • 05.22.2004 2:50 PM PDT
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>your enemy pistols you to death while you're trying to run him down in a hog
>you need a hog to kill anything
>you're better at killing teammates than enemies
>I shoot a rocket at a random unmanned hog and kill you because i knew you'd go for it
(this also applies to shees and tanks and ghosts)
>you see a teammate get sniped, and then peek out to see where it came from only to meet the same fate
>you use the AR or a plas pistol instead of the pistol you spawned with

>you exclaim "WTF?!" every time you die

  • 05.22.2004 3:01 PM PDT

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