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Subject: You Know You Suck At Halo When...
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you have an 1 vs seven lan party, and the 1 wins

  • 05.22.2004 3:03 PM PDT
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you look for books in "the library"

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you get killed by a wibble on easy

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Posted by: whakng da grunts
you look for books in "the library"


HA, nice

  • 05.22.2004 3:06 PM PDT
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Posted by: whakng da grunts
you have an 1 vs seven lan party, and the 1 wins
I did a match where it was me and my brother vs 14 and we won.

  • 05.22.2004 3:07 PM PDT
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Posted by: teh_w00t
Posted by: whakng da grunts
you have an 1 vs seven lan party, and the 1 wins
I did a match where it was me and my brother vs 14 and we won.


* You know you suck at Halo when this happens to you ^^

  • 05.22.2004 3:08 PM PDT
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When you die from old age
When you try to pop the tires in the worthog
When you think the SR is the best weapon for close range
When you kill your teammate for stealing the other teams flag because you think stealing is wrong

  • 05.22.2004 3:14 PM PDT
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Its clear why, there are 1/ 2 people for them to kill and loads of people for you to kill......

*when you swap the pistol for the needler
*flip a warthog on the flat
*miss with the needler

  • 05.22.2004 3:16 PM PDT
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You know you suck at Halo when:

You think the Covenant is something out of Indiana Jones.

343 Guilty Spark kills you.

You think you can talk like Sgt. Johnson if you walk around with a pistol aimed down on Blood Gulch and you're red (no offense to Red vs. Blue)

You wonder how you can shoot people from a warthog, so you take the futuristic Jeep instead.

Some guy named "Richard Simmons" blows your head off with a shotgun.

The 15th place guy calls you a newb.

You try to stuff yourself back through the teleporter pads in the middle of Blood Gulch.

You trade your shotgun and pistol for a plasma rifle and needler.

You try to find a pawn shop for ammo.

A first grader named "Charity" shoots the underside of your Warthog as you go flying over her.

You tell your friends your IP address is 1-800-555-5555.

Father Harold beats you at slayer 50-3.

You try to use the rocket launcher as a flare gun.

You try to light a tree on fire to signal your friends with the flamethrower (PC).

You think the Plasma Grenade is a Covenant baseball.

Someone named "Pvt. Tucker" kills you in the Scorpion MBT with a plasma rifle.

Grunts snipe you out of a Shade Gun.

You think you can beat "Two Betrayals" by killing two marines.

You think a Foehammer is something Covenant blacksmiths use.

Your own teammates TK you to make you switch teams.

You just list all of your Halo experiences on this topic.


Thank You!

  • 05.22.2004 3:39 PM PDT
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Posted by: teh_w00t
Posted by: whakng da grunts
you have an 1 vs seven lan party, and the 1 wins I did a match where it was me and my brother vs 14 and we won.



You know you suck at Halo when this happens to you ^^


Actually in a 1v7 Slayer, the 1 always has the advantage. The loner guy has 7 targets he can kill, the 7 guys all have to look for one dude. More targets, more kills...unless you suck.

  • 05.22.2004 3:54 PM PDT
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You know you suck at Halo when:
You hide behind a warthog so that enemy rockets can't hit you.
You throw a plasma grenade at your enemy and it bounces off their face mask and sticks to you.
When you try to run across the pit in the middle of Boarding Action.
When you kill your friend for picking up the sniper rifle (cause you want it).
When you try to kill your friend for picking up the sniper rifle... and he shoots you in the head.
When you try to kill the alien in the Green armor on Co-op.
When you run out of ammo.
When you are sniping from the big hill behind red base at Blood Gulch and someone melees you in the back for the kill.
When your enemy is not moving and you miss the melee.
When you end up getting killed because you miss the melee.

  • 05.22.2004 3:56 PM PDT
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Posted by: banana
Now those are some matrue comments from what a 5 year old?... loser


All you do is bash, at first it's witty and funny, eventually it just gets old.

:(

  • 05.22.2004 3:57 PM PDT
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Posted by: Dude
You know you suck when:
* you try to melee a sword elite with a pistol


hey i skilled one like that on legendary. i shot him up first, but i did kill him with a melee attack. it was funny. :)

and you know you suck at halo when
* your Name is Lone Ranger
* you think hunters are dangerous
* you try to pick up a gernade that a marine threw
* in multiplay you start to corpse -blam!- in the middle of a battle
* you try to melee someone in a tank to death

[Edited on 5/22/2004 4:09:03 PM]

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Posted by: jhbrewer
Some guy named "Richard Simmons" blows your head off with a shotgun.

A first grader named "Charity" shoots the underside of your Warthog as you go flying over her.

You think you can beat "Two Betrayals" by killing two marines.

Those were some good ones.

-You throw a Frag at someone from 2 feet away, hoping it will stick to them.
-You look for the Yellow Banshee
-You can't figure out how to drive the Warthog
-You think MC is a pickle
-Grunts don't run away from you
-Grunts piss on you
-You don't know how to spell Halo
-Your user-name is isuckathalo.
-You throw Frags at Banshees

[Edited on 5/22/2004 4:07:13 PM]

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Posted by: whakng da grunts
you look for books in "the library"
-Thats hilarious. (:

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When you let the guy with your flag walk right past you.

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you throw a plasma gerande on a flood as he's coming at you

drive the warthog of a cliff cuz you got lost

sniper the wrong figure in the shadows

  • 05.22.2004 7:12 PM PDT
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You Try to bash a Ghost Pilot. (personal experience.)

You USE a Ghost to run down your enemies, nothing more.

You waste a Shotgun shell on an Infection form.

You think Plasma sucks.

You think you have a chance with Cortana.

You don't know about the Ghost wheelie.

You try to hug a Hunter.

You use grenades on a Hunter.

You bash a Carrier Form.

You bash a Combat Form.

You MISS bashing an Infection form.

You get Sgt. Johnson killed.

You play on Normal.

You use the SPNKr in multiplayer on infantry.

You run back into the enemy base with the flag in Battle Creek.

You play against your mom and you lose.




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  • 05.22.2004 7:25 PM PDT
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- you run out of ammo and you try to kill someone from jumping on them from high ground -you think that because boarding action is in space that there is no gravity and you can jump to the other ship

  • 05.22.2004 7:26 PM PDT
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>You get killed by the three grunts at the beggining of the Piller of Autum on Easy
>You take off your helmet and try to give an infection flood a kiss
>You think flood are mushrooms (we've all been there)
>You think the needler rocks
>You use the rocket launcher to hit a player running right at you halfway across the map and start dancing because you are sure you will hit him
>You get hit by a rocket after seeing it flying at you for ten seconds and thinking Foehammer sent you ammo.

  • 05.22.2004 7:28 PM PDT
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of course plasma work. plasma are one of the best weapons in the game. U noob!

  • 05.22.2004 7:28 PM PDT
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Plasma ARE? Nice.

Who're you talking to, by the way?

  • 05.22.2004 7:35 PM PDT
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* when you throw a plasma grenade at the shield of a Hunter, on easy, at point blank, and miss
* when you bash a hunter, in his face
* when you roll a grenade near a clan of 4 Carrier forms (actually, its kinda fun)
* when you hack into the game and tell it to beat every level on ledgendary, and you still die
* when you shoot a Jackal's shield with your sniper rifle, and it bounces back into your face
* when the Commander form (Keyes as a flood) kills you
* when you kill yourself trying to get on top of the Commander form
* when a combat form eats you, and your still alive. Ouch...
* when you suck

EDIT

* when you stick a plasma grenade on an infection form coming straight for you
* when you think you've turned to the Dark Side when you see an Elite with a blue laser sword.
* when you suck

[Edited on 5/22/2004 8:00:20 PM]

  • 05.22.2004 7:56 PM PDT
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hmmm. I guess no one sucks at Halo then.

  • 05.23.2004 9:21 AM PDT
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When you get hit in the back of the head by an invisible elite and die. Yes, it happened to me.

  • 05.23.2004 9:26 AM PDT

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