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Subject: Joe Staten & CIA
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Yes, I would like to be able to reach Joe Staten, who is the script writer for Halo 2. Joe, I learned in an article in the current issue of Wired either worked for The Agency or was recruited by them. I am one of the founders of AllSpies Productions along with one of my partners, Chase Brandon, who is currently with The Agency. Chase is the liason officer with the film and TV industry having consulted for JAG, The Agency, Enemy of the State, Sum of All Fears, The Recruit and is currently working on Mission Impossible 3. We are going to be working with top writers of fiction about tradecraft and intelligence to create new films that could become video games. Also we are working on a new reality TV show around spying tradecraft.

Can anyone help me to reach Joe?

Hugh Simpson

  • 10.19.2004 9:13 AM PDT
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I feel sorry for your friends and family.

  • 10.19.2004 9:15 AM PDT
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Joe Staten doesn't exist. He's just a little grunt in a video game with a squeaky voice.

  • 10.19.2004 10:00 AM PDT
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Your mom showed me a little grunt last night. Whore.

  • 10.19.2004 10:01 AM PDT
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Keep it up Jose.....

  • 10.19.2004 10:17 AM PDT
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That's what she said.

  • 10.19.2004 10:20 AM PDT
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Hah! Small world... I was just thinking of putting a "Satisfying your mom since 1991" quote on my dorm door.

  • 10.19.2004 10:29 AM PDT
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Posted by: cort009
Yes, I would like to be able to reach Joe Staten, who is the script writer for Halo 2. Joe, I learned in an article in the current issue of Wired either worked for The Agency or was recruited by them. I am one of the founders of AllSpies Productions along with one of my partners, Chase Brandon, who is currently with The Agency. Chase is the liason officer with the film and TV industry having consulted for JAG, The Agency, Enemy of the State, Sum of All Fears, The Recruit and is currently working on Mission Impossible 3. We are going to be working with top writers of fiction about tradecraft and intelligence to create new films that could become video games. Also we are working on a new reality TV show around spying tradecraft.

Can anyone help me to reach Joe?

Hugh Simpson


You mean to tell me the CIA cannot reach Joseph Staten? And you need our help to find him? I almost buy that. :/

I doubt anyone on this forum would so humbly release his address or phone #, otherwise every Halo fan would be on him like stink on -blam!-. You've come to the wrong place, sir. You can private-message one of the mods for assistance, but I don't know how much help that will do.

  • 10.19.2004 10:37 AM PDT
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Well if he's for real he should try sending Bungie or him a letter, and not just going on the message boards.

  • 10.19.2004 12:15 PM PDT