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Anyone here who has any funny storys about halo post em here
any stupid things you,ve done seen a friend do or seen a covenant do
or you could even post a funny made up story if you want....have fun!!!

  • 05.22.2004 4:51 PM PDT
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once upon a time, there was a man covered in green paint (exept his face was colored gold).
then his methane breathing friend told him to meet a beautiful blue ball. Then they fell in love and till death did they part. (literaly) THE END!!!

  • 05.22.2004 5:02 PM PDT
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The last man on Earth sat in a room, there came a knock at the door.

Service Record

*Exam day during lunch
*4 people
*Snipers
*Boarding Action
**I hadn't played HALO for two or three months because I was playing Mace Griffin (an okay game), I wasn't playing too well
**A friend of mine who had never played HALO before got stuck in one of the barriers
**I whip out the pistol and try to melee him and completely whiff, and everyone happened to be watching my screen
**I laugh it off then beat my friend in the back of the head (in the game because he is trying to turn with the wrong joystick)
** final score: 15 (me amazingly)
11
7
4 (friend who didn't use second chance at life)

  • 05.22.2004 5:15 PM PDT
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Any more people here with funny storys? I think everyone needs a good laugh today been a lot of flamin

  • 05.22.2004 5:48 PM PDT
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Well ya know how grunts swing their arms when they are falling. Well at one point in the Assault on the Control Room there is a grunt sleeping. I hit him and he fell between a 2 foot space which you are not able to get to. He kept swinging his arms as if he was falling but he was standing still. It was really funny. =)

  • 05.22.2004 6:05 PM PDT
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Something really funny i saw once was in AOTCR on heroic i ran in and kill everything but one grunt and he started to run from me and as he was running he tried to jump and got like 2 inches of the ground it was funny as hell and he kept doin it to till i killed him of course :P

  • 05.22.2004 6:31 PM PDT
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Sidewinder. CTF. 7 on 7.

I've taken the blue flag, went upstairs and through the teleporter (bashed a sniper in the back before i did). I rounded the bend, chasing my friend, on the opposite team, who had a SPNKr. Motion trackers are turned off, mind you.

We roud the bend, i'm still chasing him, and the OPPOSING flag carrier comes through the teleporter.

There's a whole bunch of yelling and screaming (DON'T SHOOT!! DON'T SHOOT!!! FLAG-BASH CONTEST, FLAG-BASH, FLAG-BASH!!!! SHOOT!! SHOOT!! DON'T SHOOT!!!!!! SHOOT!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH) So he sees his frined come through, no idea i'm still there, and BLOWS HIS BUD AWAY.

I jump up, catch MY flag in midair, and bash him in the back.

Made the winning Cap.


Unforgettable. Utterly Un-FORGETTABLE.

  • 05.22.2004 6:38 PM PDT
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It was my first time playing Halo, a few months ago. And I was sitting in one of the bases in bloodgulch on flag duty. (Man, that's a boring job) and one of my team mates came in, me being stupid and trigger happy started shooting and he was all "Don't shoot me, aim for the doorway" It was comical for all involved.

  • 05.22.2004 6:51 PM PDT
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team slayer, derelict, 49-48, the other team is winning. one of my teammates got the 48th kill with a SPNKr and yelled "HOW'D THAT FEEL -blam!-?" to my friend in the other room. He responds "SCOREBOARD, PUNK!" I had been tracking him with the sniper rifle while this little exchange was going on. As I pulled the trigger for the head shot, he crossed in front of his teammate, and the bullet went through both of their heads, earning me a double kill and winning the game! The funny part is that as I threw my controller across the room and raised my fists in celebration, he ran in from the other room and speared the -blam!- out of me. I was like hit totally off guard and knocked over my boys desk, computer and all.

  • 05.22.2004 7:42 PM PDT
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I was playing sidewinder once, and when I killed an enemy, I noticed that hiis butt turned sideways. Funny stuff

  • 05.22.2004 8:09 PM PDT
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Posted by: MegaMarine
I was playing sidewinder once, and when I killed an enemy, I noticed that hiis butt turned sideways. Funny stuff


For some reason thats super funny!!!!

  • 05.22.2004 8:11 PM PDT