- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
My thoughts pertain to Cortana. (NOT in THAT way...) She probably makes him wear it.
"John, your fast, your smart, and your strong, but god DAMN are you ugly!! If your fighting with me, yous' has gots to wear a helmet boy!"
"Yes mamme."
"Dont you yes mamme me! Put it on NOW!"
"Yes mamme."