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Subject: Well- I'm sure you all missed me. I missed you.
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I doubt many of you have noticed my absence over the past 2 weeks... let me relate to you the injustices that I have suffered.

So- I have a girlfriend. She goes to a different school. Sometimes I drive down to her school on lunch to see her.

So one day I forget to lock the keys on my cell phone... and it accidentally speed dials my moms cell phone. She didnt pick it up, so it left a message. Being in my pocket, the cell phone made an odd noise (as it was a windy day and it was banging against my leg). That night I get home, and my parents are standing there with there arms crossed- glaring at me.

My dad replays the message to me and says, "I know what that sound is, JT. THATS THE SOUND OF SEX."

So they proceed to take my phone, my keys, and my computer. So I'm left all alone in my room (Xbox is at school... I play it at lunch), with my life taken away. Whats left? School... homework... work... And my dad also managed to delete 90% of my music... I once had about 8 days worth of music.

Not to mention that at that time of the phone call, it was a physical impossiblitiy for me to be within 4 miles of my girlfriend...

So the two weeks have passed... and my dignity has been restored (for the most part).

Any comments? Anyone want to justify my parents?

  • 10.19.2004 3:45 PM PDT
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I'd side with your parents better safe than sorry.

Look at the bright side at least they care enough about you to want you to have some respect for yourself and not do something foolish.

  • 10.19.2004 3:47 PM PDT
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*points and laughs*

Nah, I'm just joking. The ordeal must have been very traumatic.

  • 10.19.2004 3:49 PM PDT
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  • 10.19.2004 3:50 PM PDT
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That was a pretty funny, yet sad story. Being away from Bungie.net is a -blam!- isn't it? Welcome back.

[Edited on 10/19/2004 3:51:46 PM]

  • 10.19.2004 3:51 PM PDT
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Posted by: Stickman Army
*points and laughs*

Nah, I'm just joking. The ordeal must have been very traumatic.


Yes, I've found that other people find it very funny. I didn't think that was, but that was only because it was happening to me. I've found its an easy way to make people laugh.

  • 10.19.2004 3:52 PM PDT
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Posted by: Stickman Army
*points and laughs*

Nah, I'm just joking. The ordeal must have been very traumatic.


Yes, I've found that other people find it very funny. I didn't think that was, but that was only because it was happening to me. I've found its an easy way to make people laugh.


Sorry. That came out wrong. However, couldn't you have somehow convinced your parents that you weren't having sex? Seriously. How can they base that off of that cellphone?

  • 10.19.2004 3:54 PM PDT
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Wait, so did you have sex or no, what did they hear?

And why is your X-Box at school, arent you worried that it will get stolen or something? If it was my school (Its very low-brow-trailer-trashy) it would be stolen before you got in the door.

  • 10.19.2004 3:55 PM PDT
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Damn that sucks Excomunicato.

  • 10.19.2004 3:55 PM PDT
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Posted by: Stickman Army
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Posted by: Stickman Army
*points and laughs*

Nah, I'm just joking. The ordeal must have been very traumatic.


Yes, I've found that other people find it very funny. I didn't think that was, but that was only because it was happening to me. I've found its an easy way to make people laugh.


Sorry. That came out wrong. However, couldn't you have somehow convinced your parents that you weren't having sex? Seriously. How can they base that off of that cellphone?


My dad claims he heard a girls voice... Its possible considering I could have talked to any number of girls on my way out of the school... But I sure as hell can't hear it. He sounded so sure.

  • 10.19.2004 3:57 PM PDT
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Well, lets just say its got the invisibizzle.
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Wait, so did you have sex or no, what did they hear?

And why is your X-Box at school, arent you worried that it will get stolen or something? If it was my school (Its very low-brow-trailer-trashy) it would be stolen before you got in the door.


I have it in a duffel bag, and I keep it in my locker. I assume that is safe enough... And if anyone takes it from me... I shall hunt them down and kill them. And then take my Xbox back. It truly is a good way to spend lunch.

  • 10.19.2004 3:58 PM PDT
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Posted by: Excommunicado
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Posted by: Excommunicado
Posted by: Stickman Army
*points and laughs*

Nah, I'm just joking. The ordeal must have been very traumatic.


Yes, I've found that other people find it very funny. I didn't think that was, but that was only because it was happening to me. I've found its an easy way to make people laugh.


Sorry. That came out wrong. However, couldn't you have somehow convinced your parents that you weren't having sex? Seriously. How can they base that off of that cellphone?


My dad claims he heard a girls voice... Its possible considering I could have talked to any number of girls on my way out of the school... But I sure as hell can't hear it. He sounded so sure.


Well parents hear things that there kids dont

  • 10.19.2004 3:59 PM PDT
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I find that, on occasion, many parents can be unreasonable no matter what you do or say. I feel sorry for you, Excommunicado.

  • 10.19.2004 3:59 PM PDT
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Whoopty -blam!-ing due.

  • 10.19.2004 4:04 PM PDT
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welcome back we've missed you Mr.Anderson ehehehm i mean Excommunicado

  • 10.19.2004 4:18 PM PDT
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G-G-G-G-G-UNIT!

Ive always wanted to do that...

  • 10.19.2004 4:26 PM PDT
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Posted by: Twitch666
hahaha

Well well well!

  • 10.19.2004 4:36 PM PDT
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Posted by: Twitch666
you...you are still living? dammit I thought we finally ridded the world of your stench.



jk


huh i thought you stoped with the spam

  • 10.19.2004 4:39 PM PDT
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Why Twitch, you little bastard!!!
:)

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  • 10.19.2004 4:40 PM PDT
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Well I missed you, and I'll miss you again, after today it's so long Bungie till I beat Halo2.

  • 10.19.2004 4:41 PM PDT
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So...Your parents thought you sent them a voicemail, of you having sex?

I'm not sure whether to get Doc Freud for this one or not.

  • 10.19.2004 5:59 PM PDT
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While the wicked stand surrounded, Call me, with thy saints surrounded.

Me
Me again

i've been grounded from computer and xbox for a week! (twice)

  • 10.19.2004 6:00 PM PDT

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