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"lucky one"

One of the best, funnies and most creative updates. They all are awesome, but this one will be one to remember.

  • 10.09.2006 4:15 AM PDT
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More "Adventures Of" stories... MORE!!!

  • 10.09.2006 4:57 AM PDT
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Posted by: Alias
Hmm the update was missing something...something green...and smiley. All in all I reckon that was a pretty sweet update, nice one dude. Mabe Frankie has some competition? You should so settle this with a dance off - haha I lol'd myself.


Yes, yes, I can see it now! A bungie Dance off is what we need! Muahahaha! Maybe you guys can add it to that Bungie Pentathlon/ BBQ thing you guys do! And KP, why don't you take a swing at a Mister Chief? I neeed my Mister Chief fix, c'mon, Frankie woudln't know...heheheh

  • 10.09.2006 5:03 AM PDT
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LAME!! I preferred no update at all. I just waisted five minutes of my life.

  • 10.09.2006 5:03 AM PDT
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= o
mister chief?

  • 10.09.2006 5:22 AM PDT

6pm: Food arrives for the guys who’re going to put in a long night of work. I go through the meals and find Jay Weinland’s. I replace the patty in his hamburger with an equally thick stack of paper that I spent the better part of the past two hours cutting out, fraying and coloring with brown magic marker. That’ll teach him to doubt my cowbell measurements. More is not the new less, Jay

lol

This update is the funniest thing I've read for a long time. You guys should do more of these.

  • 10.09.2006 7:14 AM PDT

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My 360's Attitude

KPaul~

What a way to start a week off. I loved the witty & brilliant remarks about Marty. I'm sure the whole office is laughing at this one. Good Show!

  • 10.09.2006 8:48 AM PDT
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That has got to be one of the best Updates I have read since I've been involved with Bungie.net. Thank you, too funny!!!

  • 10.09.2006 8:56 AM PDT
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is there any possibility that we might learn a little bit more about halo wars soon? (mainly i'm wondering if there might be a special edition with another bonus DVD showing Halo's rpg origins and stuff like that)

great update also. the inner workings of bungie are awesome.

  • 10.09.2006 9:39 AM PDT
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and i hope jay weinland wasn't poisoned by all that brown marker. and hopefully you guys don't use hemp based paper in the office. then he'd really be in trouble.

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  • 10.09.2006 9:42 AM PDT
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Wow...one of the funniest updates I've read. Very nice!

  • 10.09.2006 10:27 AM PDT

Did he just say "grunt rebellion?!" What? Fish? a barrel you say? Well that's not very sporting... oooooooohhh...

Great update! Marty's my hero...

  • 10.09.2006 10:40 AM PDT
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.....bloody brilliant

  • 10.09.2006 10:45 AM PDT
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nice, frankie deserves his hols, yes im from the UK and yes im proud, and one of the guys said most of the first posts are from peepsin the UK. anywhoo the carribian is nice. HALO 3 IS GONNA RULE! P.S. so will Halo wars, AND THE HALO MOVIE. IM SOOOOOOO EXITED ABOUT THE MOVIE.

  • 10.09.2006 10:46 AM PDT

►Prominent Communiqué◄ Where great minds think alike!

another uneventful update

  • 10.09.2006 11:48 AM PDT

I FINISHED THE FIGHT!!! On Sept.25!

AWESOME UPDATE!!! Thats what im talkin about baby!

  • 10.09.2006 11:58 AM PDT

Love the adventures of article.... If only all of us could be so lucky to see two blunt force traumas in a single day at the office.

  • 10.09.2006 12:05 PM PDT
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You think it got what it takes to be..?.


God forbid you send me one of those I was checking for cool gamers and saw you messages too, I will scream to the top of my lungs and smash this damn screen/BlackBerry to pieces! You've been warned -_-

In the picture, Frankie looks somewhat evil. You guys know how cameras print out red eyes sometimes. Well, this picture is one of those pictures.

  • 10.09.2006 12:17 PM PDT
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this was a refreshing update rather than that boring "real" news they are always posting.

Best line... *I order two veal parmigiana entrées, the second is just to stick it to the vegetarians.*

yes! Finally the vegetarians are dealt with!!! I mean these people need to be addressed, and in a bungie update no less.

  • 10.09.2006 12:22 PM PDT
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BOW-ring BOW-ring BOW-ring
Snerdly please have Chumley removed, his stench proceeds his arrival, and have my helicopter swing by to take me to my yacth "REGRET". Penelope needs a rub down and I need to scoot off to Korea to find a defector to rub down her back.

Somebody paaaalease fire Ninja, he gets on my nerves and I dont even know him. KP I want my HALO3...NOW!

  • 10.09.2006 12:29 PM PDT
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omg that was such an amazing update, I never knew that Senor O'Donell lived such a lavish lifestyle...thanks for the astonishing update KP yay!!!!! wooohoooo!!

  • 10.09.2006 12:31 PM PDT

Nerd Rage - It makes the internet go 'round.

Posted by: Phantom Opus
Thanks KP, a really good update. I'm happy to see that my assumptions about Mr. O'Donnell were true.

And thank you for that last part about it being a 'Bungie' not 'Halo 3' update. That should shut up those tossers in the forums that complain that Bungie doesn't live up to their promises. A 'Bungie' update doesn't have to include any info what-so-ever about Halo 3.

Once again, thanks for the great update.

Seconded! or thirded...I'm really not sure.

  • 10.09.2006 1:06 PM PDT
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Posted by: clever1
Is it a good sign if he gets bored of it, does that mean were going to get bored of it that quick, this is not a very good sign for halo3... and this was the only time in this update halo3 was mentioned; no no.. not very promising at all.

but still a great update.

It's kind of a joke. Didn't you get it?


Posted by: gamer02
is there any possibility that we might learn a little bit more about halo wars soon? (mainly i'm wondering if there might be a special edition with another bonus DVD showing Halo's rpg origins and stuff like that)

I wouldn't count on it from a developer that's not even making the game. I'm sure Bungie will keep us updated on the larger developments of Halo Wars (even if only in the news section), but if you want more Halo Wars, I'd suggest keeping your eye on Ensemble's site.

  • 10.09.2006 2:29 PM PDT