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Subject: Bungie Weekly Update

A hero need not speak. When he is gone the world will speak for him.

Thx for the update. I was thinking you forgot about us!

  • 10.09.2006 3:57 PM PDT
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Hey, Marty, don't damage halo's creators! At least wait until after 2007. Then have your fun.

Btw, hearing about "Content free updates" Reminds me of something by stuntmutt. It looks like his predictions were correct!

Stuntmutt's comic

"WHY BUNGIE WHY?!!!" lol

PS: Less then 10 posts...

PPS: Who actualy read this post? I bet no one reads anything after Page 1.

  • 10.09.2006 3:59 PM PDT
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i've always loved marty

  • 10.09.2006 4:38 PM PDT
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Posted by: Cameron Jacobson
i've always loved marty


You're going to need to kill his wife to get in. You may need to hire an assassin, or hit man. I suggest an assassin they do a much cleaner job.

  • 10.09.2006 5:36 PM PDT
Subject: Well...

Send me out with a bang...

Posted by: TwoyTaylor
Posted by: Mark II Soldier
Oh thank God. I'd gladly take the insane ramblings of a bungie employee over the H2 vista update. That's NOT sarcasm.

Nothing against Halo vista or anything but it is extremely boring. These are the updates I'm more use to. I was worried for a moment they had come to an end!


What's your point? I think everyone here (including me) can agree that some Halo 3 updatage would be nice. But personally, I'm more interested in Halo 2 Vista--seeing as I am more drawn to PC gaming...AND I love Halo. Furthermore, I don't see an Xbox 360 in my future (financial inhibition). Halo 2 Vista updates are extremely boring to YOU.



My point kind sir... is that I was worried the weekly update may have been replaced by vista updates. It may be boring to just me but, I assure you it's boring to about 85% of us. Like I said I don't care if they talk about vista as long as their normal updates roll around. Plus you make it out to sound like Halo 3 is all I'm interested in... I clearly said I enjoy bungies random rambling... and I do. Those updates I've come to expect. For some reason your post comes off very annoyed. Calm down my friend and go reread your awesome vista update lol.

  • 10.09.2006 6:48 PM PDT
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Dare i say it.... i think it must

IMHO KPaul is cooler than frankie

KPAUL FOR FRANKIES JOB!

  • 10.10.2006 2:01 AM PDT
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Totally lacking in relavance and insansely funny. I love these guys - made my morning.

  • 10.10.2006 6:06 AM PDT

Posted by: Bryster 3
(For the next update) Frankie, if you were any class of an Irishman I bet you could tell me what a diddering omadhaun is.

But he's scottish....

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Zenogen said:
Frankie got to go to the Carribbean?


Obviously he's researching Pirates. Pimps at sea has not been cancelled, merely postponed!

(ps: I can't seem to get quotes working properly at all...)

[Edited on 10/10/2006]

  • 10.10.2006 9:50 AM PDT
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you are my hero, i wish to make sweet sweet love to you. MUhahahahaha

  • 10.10.2006 9:54 AM PDT
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ROTFLOL!
Nice story. Do it again!

  • 10.10.2006 10:46 AM PDT
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So what's with the TM (trademark) after the word "Soon" in his update?

  • 10.10.2006 11:05 AM PDT
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Just Chillin'

i have a question...is super bouncing cheating? or is just not fair or what...someone said they were going to report me for super bouncing...i just wanted to know so I can stop if it's going to get me banned...

  • 10.10.2006 11:05 AM PDT
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funny I read this in a quiet room at my college i almost cried from trying not to laugh
nice cruel random humour my favorite.

  • 10.10.2006 12:16 PM PDT
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yes it is cheating you are taking advantage of a flaw in the game to get an advantage were I come from they call that cheating anyways I think some bungie guy already posted something on this subject.

  • 10.10.2006 12:18 PM PDT
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Just Chillin'

could you direct me to where it says that I will be banned for super bouncing...I dont think it is a cheat at all, there are spots advnced players can get to in certain maps by making amazing jumps, or other tactics...and normal players can not do so...so why would these spots not be considered cheating...itz an advantage to the player how sits there all day and practices a jump...just like someone who sits there and practices a super jump...anyway...if you know what i can find out for sure if it will get me banned thats all i need, and i will stop bouncing... :P

  • 10.10.2006 12:39 PM PDT
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great update! u gave frankie a run for his money!

  • 10.10.2006 2:34 PM PDT
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I Cant REED. This Updite suks becaase ther is no hawo 3 in it. Nice goiing Bungy! U broken a fanss hart.

  • 10.10.2006 3:10 PM PDT
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I can tell marty didnt actually have any involment with the writing of this, because of it making him seem like a slacker, but who cares, its fun to pay people out! But Noguchi going and poking Bob in the eye cos marty is frustrating him.....HAH that's the funniest thing ive heard all day!

  • 10.11.2006 11:06 PM PDT

-I'll sleep when I'm dead, and Spartans never die.-

So wait a minute, Bungie IS making a Halo 3?? When did this happen?? hehe jk Calm down uber-nerds.
KP, you hilarious kit! I don't know about any of you, but I read that in my brain with a British accent. It just totally added to the O'Donnell "high and mighty" effect. No offense to you Brits tho, you're all good people. And hell, we American's are just as arrogant as you are! :D Put it there!..... Psyche!

[Edited on 10/12/2006]

  • 10.12.2006 12:38 AM PDT
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hey like what was the update that was on xbox live like it didnt add any new matchmaking playlist but like u took away all the other games, i miss team swat

  • 11.30.2006 4:30 PM PDT