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Subject: No Bad Joke Rule Here
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So, I read the rules (amazing, huh?) and unlike the many other forums, there is no rule for "No Bad Jokes". And while I'm not here to piss off the Mod Shoguns, I just think it would be funny to see all the jokes that are so lame, they're funny....kinda....sort of....okay, maybe just a little.

For those that don't read, here's a couple of general rules:

No crude jokes.
No racial jokes.
No -blam!- jokes.
Follow Mods' rules and such.

So to begin, here's mine:

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, buddy, why the long face?"

  • 10.19.2004 11:49 PM PDT
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Heres one:

A guy walks into a bar and says "ouch".

  • 10.20.2004 12:03 AM PDT
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This one is a classic bad joke. It's so bad, I got it off of a cereal box. It goes like this:

What did one math book say to the other?
















I got a lot of problems.

*punches self in face*

  • 10.20.2004 12:11 AM PDT
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Whats white, black, red and scratches at glass?










A baby in a microwave.

  • 10.20.2004 12:20 AM PDT
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Oh... my God. Horrible yet hilarious.

  • 10.20.2004 12:23 AM PDT
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If you're gonna do baby jokes I have one of those. It's actually a dead baby joke. This one is sure to send me to Hell.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari?













I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Yup, I'm going to Hell.
If any mod sees this please don't ban me, it's all in good humor.

  • 10.20.2004 12:29 AM PDT
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I can't stop laughing at the microwave thing.

God help me.

  • 10.20.2004 12:32 AM PDT
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Does disgustingly funny sayings count?

On a hot day after long hours of physical work Bob walks into the bar and says to the Bartender:

"Geez its hot out there, I'm sweating like a pediphile at a Wiggles concert"

  • 10.20.2004 12:34 AM PDT
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ROFL!!!

  • 10.20.2004 12:36 AM PDT
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So much for the rules.

  • 10.20.2004 12:37 AM PDT
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What's worse than a baby in one garbage can?





One baby in ten garbage cans.

  • 10.20.2004 1:04 AM PDT
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Vella, I didn't know you had it in you. That by far is the worst. I'm still laughin' though.

  • 10.20.2004 1:08 AM PDT
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Here's a bad joke.

Why did people buy Fable?
Because it was supposed to be a great game, but it was barely mediocre.

Yeah, it wasn't a joke, but damn that game was an embarassment to RPG's everywhere. That's where the real joke is.

  • 10.20.2004 1:12 AM PDT
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Vella, I didn't know you had it in you. That by far is the worst. I'm still laughin' though.


I remembered that joke from when I was 5, and they introduced the computers and the internet, into kindergarten.

Perhaps the fact I still remember it is a testament to how damaging it was.

Oh well, funny, yet terrible.

  • 10.20.2004 1:33 AM PDT
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Hehehe, I still like the sayings though. :)

This one might be pushing my luck though:

"If girls are made of sugars and spice and all things nice... then how come they taste like anchovies?"

All in good humour... ;P

  • 10.20.2004 2:33 AM PDT
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We know that the human body was designed by an engineer; who else would put a waste disposal unit by the recreational center?

  • 10.20.2004 7:38 AM PDT
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Whats brown and sticky?

A stick

Boom Boom

  • 10.20.2004 8:37 AM PDT
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What's long and hard and full of seamen?


No, seriously, someone asked me this and fon't know.

[Edited on 10/20/2004 1:50:12 PM]

  • 10.20.2004 1:49 PM PDT
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A submarine?

  • 10.20.2004 1:51 PM PDT
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a Destroyer?

  • 10.20.2004 1:59 PM PDT