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Subject: Soffish?

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Posted By: Pezza
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I've been around bungie for a while now, and there seems to be a recurring joke about Soffish. however, i have no idea what that is. I've seen a website about it here but that raises more questions than answers for me. Would anyone care to explain this a bit more?

  • 10.20.2006 6:00 PM PDT
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Ah, look at the lonely people...

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  • 10.20.2006 6:03 PM PDT

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Posted By: Pezza
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thats about all i already knew, but i somehow think im not going to get a straight answer here .....

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Its a cheap, liquid absorbing fish. Courtesy of the almighty Wikipedia, of course.

You may find a picture of the Soffish, here.

  • 10.20.2006 6:13 PM PDT

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thats about all i already knew, but i somehow think im not going to get a straight answer here .....


Aww, c'mon. This is half the fun.....

Actually, it is all of the fun. Unless you actually HAVE a Soffish? Then you really will have more fun.


I have a Soffish.......in my mind. It likes to absorb my brain fluid.

  • 10.20.2006 6:24 PM PDT

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:( Sadly, Bungie has lost Soffish. Please return if found!

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Soffish kill my cat. Sad.....

  • 10.20.2006 6:55 PM PDT

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:( Sadly, Bungie has lost Soffish. Please return if found!

*Burps*
*Looks around*
I'll buy another!

  • 10.20.2006 7:32 PM PDT

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She ate soffish.

  • 10.20.2006 7:34 PM PDT
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Posted by: Tinman123
She ate soffish.

We should pump her stomach; maybe Ling Ling's head is in there as well.

  • 10.20.2006 7:40 PM PDT

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Posted by: Tinman123
She ate soffish.

We should pump her stomach; maybe Ling Ling's head is in there as well.

Ling Ling's head is on Frankie's desk.

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Posted by: cortana 5
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Posted by: Tinman123
She ate soffish.

We should pump her stomach; maybe Ling Ling's head is in there as well.

Ling Ling's head is on Frankie's desk.
You've seen Frankie's desk too?

Last time I saw it it had beef jerky packages all over it, along with empty instant coffee containers. He was curled in a fetal position behind his desk sucking his thumb, mumbling something about how Shishka was coming for him. It was so surreal...

  • 10.20.2006 8:09 PM PDT

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  • 10.20.2006 8:15 PM PDT

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Posted by: Tinman123
She ate soffish.

We should pump her stomach; maybe Ling Ling's head is in there as well.

Ling Ling's head is on Frankie's desk.
You've seen Frankie's desk too?

Last time I saw it it had beef jerky packages all over it, along with empty instant coffee containers. He was curled in a fetal position behind his desk sucking his thumb, mumbling something about how Shishka was coming for him. It was so surreal...


Frankie's desk is not real and Frankie is not real also. You all have been tricked by THE SOUL. *hears lightning in the backround*

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Posted by: cortana 5
Posted by: WhiteRaven119
Posted by: Tinman123
She ate soffish.

We should pump her stomach; maybe Ling Ling's head is in there as well.

Ling Ling's head is on Frankie's desk.
You've seen Frankie's desk too?

Last time I saw it it had beef jerky packages all over it, along with empty instant coffee containers. He was curled in a fetal position behind his desk sucking his thumb, mumbling something about how Shishka was coming for him. It was so surreal...


Frankie's desk is not real and Frankie is not real also. You all have been tricked by THE SOUL. *hears lightning in the backround*
And Shishka isn't real either. *Eye roll*

Hell, I am a posting bot designed by scientists from Germany. I randomly select words for my responses and I seem to respond correctly every time.

  • 10.20.2006 8:51 PM PDT

(10:19:49 PM) Scruss: oh and pezza, i saw what you did to that cat
(10:20:17 PM) Pezza: You were the one with the video camera breathing heavily. Of course you saw.

Theres no way its on Frankies test, unless its still inside the jar.

  • 10.20.2006 9:41 PM PDT

where buy me soffish?

  • 10.21.2006 4:28 AM PDT

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The production of Soffish has stopped. In fact, a few years back Bungie actually tried to buy some Soffish for the Bungie store; obviously to no avail.

Soffish is an endangered species. Soffish 2 is still very much alive, however.

  • 10.21.2006 6:57 AM PDT

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Real fishes might hurt human body.

Soffish is 100% harmless.

  • 10.21.2006 7:15 AM PDT

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Posted by: Senor Leche
<-----As bath-toy is also very fun.


It's true.. Senor Leche is quite the fun bathtoy. Might even come close to beating Soffish, but it's too close to determine, as of now.

Cortana, please return Soffish from your stomach. He is much not at home and sometimes missed by bath participants.

  • 10.21.2006 1:22 PM PDT

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Posted by: Senor Leche
<-----As bath-toy is also very fun.


It's true.. Senor Leche is quite the fun bathtoy. Might even come close to beating Soffish, but it's too close to determine, as of now.

Cortana, please return Soffish from your stomach. He is much not at home and sometimes missed by bath participants.

*Pukes*
Happy?

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Posted by: Senor Leche
<-----As bath-toy is also very fun.


It's true.. Senor Leche is quite the fun bathtoy. Might even come close to beating Soffish, but it's too close to determine, as of now.

Cortana, please return Soffish from your stomach. He is much not at home and sometimes missed by bath participants.

*Pukes*
Happy?

Yes.

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