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Subject: Funniest thing you ever heard a character in Halo say
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Well, we all know that sometimes the little grunts get a little mouthy, so what's the funniest thing you think you ever heard one say?

I'd have to say that the funniest one I ever heard, I heard just a few minutes ago. There I was playing the game somewhere close to the end and I think I heard one say the following "I just wet myself"

I could be wrong, but I don't think so.

  • 10.23.2006 2:34 PM PDT
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There are many funny clips, but most of them can be found here, which are really outtakes, but are still funny nonetheless.

These are for those who haven't heard these, which I'll be surprised if people haven't heard these already.

  • 10.23.2006 3:01 PM PDT
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Posted by: Doc_Holiday
Well, we all know that sometimes the little grunts get a little mouthy, so what's the funniest thing you think you ever heard one say?

I'd have to say that the funniest one I ever heard, I heard just a few minutes ago. There I was playing the game somewhere close to the end and I think I heard one say the following "I just wet myself"

I could be wrong, but I don't think so.

Probably when a Grunt spat on my dead body. I laughed for quite a while over that one.

  • 10.23.2006 3:27 PM PDT
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I've gotta say, I'm about to do what the grunt did laughing!


I belive that some of the cast may have fallen victim to some antics of Joeseph Staten

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  • 10.23.2006 3:31 PM PDT
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  • 10.23.2006 3:52 PM PDT
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Wow, haven't seen a thread like this before.

  • 10.23.2006 4:39 PM PDT
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10 days is a long time for a thread to be inactive. You can go through a couple pages of threads and only find those that are a day old.

  • 10.23.2006 5:28 PM PDT
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I like the easter egg grunt.

  • 10.23.2006 7:15 PM PDT
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Cortana: (mumbling over radio) I'd like to see YOU crack a 128,000-bit modulating encryption key.

I'm a big fan of snarky AIs.

  • 10.23.2006 10:03 PM PDT

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The first time you stick a grunt, "Get it off" "Get it off" BOOM! Thats when this game became more then just a game.

  • 10.23.2006 10:45 PM PDT
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They do that when you hit them with 7 needles.

Posted by: Reaver225
Cortana: (mumbling over radio) I'd like to see YOU crack a 128,000-bit modulating encryption key.

I'm a big fan of snarky AIs.

Look up CABAL on wikipedia. The ultimate 'snarky' AI.
CABAL: Prepare for decimation, for you are not worthy of assimilation.
Who does he think he is, the Borg?

  • 10.24.2006 4:15 AM PDT
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Best line I have heard is the classic "me have dib's on demon's boots" from a grunt. That's from halo 2 though i think.

  • 10.24.2006 5:30 AM PDT

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  • 10.24.2006 7:40 AM PDT
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Elites say the darnedest things, I swear. It sounds as if they talk backwards, and for the love of God, I swear I heard one of them say, "Get down with it."

  • 10.24.2006 11:34 AM PDT
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Posted by: Master Kim
Elites say the darnedest things, I swear. It sounds as if they talk backwards, and for the love of God, I swear I heard one of them say, "Get down with it."

Elites and Jackals do talk backwards!

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good ol' food nipple was pretty hilarious.

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Master Chief once said "Holy Ship it's Nessy!"

  • 10.24.2006 4:13 PM PDT

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