- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
setting: Reach training complex, first time the chief meets cortana.
cortana-"Chief, I'm picking up chatter from a sky hawk!"
Chief-(looks around) "What was that??"
cortana-"I think we should move NOW"
Chief-(grabs head) "SHES MESSIN WITH MY HEAAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!"
cortana-"Um Chief? Stress levels are rising..."
(Chiefs head explodes)