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Cronin's Law----The New Flood Drinking Game

What was it? how much of a dumbass were you? My first two posts are transcribed below... mock me and fear me! RAWR!

Subject: HALO2's RELEASE DATE!!!

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! FOOLED J00! BET YOU THOUGHT I WAS JUST ANOTHER DUMBASS N00B ASKING FOR THE RELEASE DATE!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

(please note this was last year... before there was a release date for Halo2 and hordes of people were asking that question...)
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Second post:

Subject: I hate you damn nooby snobs!

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Fuh Fuh Fuh look at me Im so stupid! Fuh Fuh Fuh! Look At me! Im MakaVeli4Life1!!! Im a stupid dumbass noob! fuh fuh! Look At me! Im the Rip Saw! Im such a Damn Snob! Fuh Fuh!

(this was before the new hotnes... vefore maka was a mod... you can guess what would have happened if he was a mod when that happened)
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Arent you glad I'm not like that anymore? lol. what were your first posts?

  • 10.22.2004 12:22 PM PDT
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  • 10.22.2004 1:04 PM PDT
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  • 10.22.2004 1:05 PM PDT

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Heh -- you won't find mine that easlily -- I'll give you a hint though - it's in the Septagon somewhere.

  • 10.22.2004 1:08 PM PDT
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I would have to look in The Underground for mine. The date would be 6/6/04. D/M/Y... :-D

  • 10.22.2004 1:12 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

If I recall mine had something to do with... something.

Screw it. Its not easy to remember 6 months ago

[Edited on 10/22/2004 1:13:55 PM]

  • 10.22.2004 1:13 PM PDT
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Posted by: GameJunkieJim
Heh -- you won't find mine that easlily -- I'll give you a hint though - it's in the Septagon somewhere.


let me guess. the introduce yourself thread?

[Edited on 10/22/2004 1:16:42 PM]

  • 10.22.2004 1:16 PM PDT

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5. Seven is not optional, but rather, an inevitability.

My first post was an advertisement for my clan, which didn't have a name back then... I'm glad I learned the ways of the forum quickly.

  • 10.22.2004 1:28 PM PDT
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I wouldn't know.

Somewhere in the Library, it's where I used to go. However, I don't know if I started posting right aways, as I took some time to lurk around first. When did the new hotness hit? What day, exactly? Because I forgot whether I made this account before or after...

  • 10.22.2004 1:29 PM PDT
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FOUND THEM!! These have got to be two of my very first posts!! I figured it would be faster if I started from page 428 and went backwards...boy was I wrong.

Page 139, both topics. In fact, they're side by side and I'm the last poster in both. ><

Topic:Sgt. Johnson.......BACK??????
by Halo meister 350


Posted: 6/7/2004 4:28 PM

You have to read Halo: First Strike (the book) to understand that Cortana was scanning passively. She didn't want to scan actively unless the remaining Covenant ships detect her scans.


And then, just 15 minutes later, I do this.

What if Bungie never was?
by prophetswraith


Posted: 6/7/2004 4:45 PM

No Bobs? No AIs? NO SPKNRS?! NOOOO!


*sniff* Those were the days. Excuse me, I'm getting too emotional. ;-)

  • 10.22.2004 1:38 PM PDT
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Well my first post was under the sn Blue elite 1000 and it was in New mombasa.My first post as Gladius 1000 was in Laser war Tempest...

  • 10.22.2004 1:48 PM PDT
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Posted by: Xeroh
I want some taquitos.


taquitos.... taquitos, taquitos!!!!!

  • 10.22.2004 1:55 PM PDT
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I thought that you had to type your sig under what you type.

  • 10.22.2004 1:57 PM PDT

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My First new topic(I think)

  • 10.22.2004 1:59 PM PDT
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While searching for one of my older posts, I came across this:

Clicky!

Instead of locking the topic and telling the user to read the rules, Shishka actually helped him.

[Edited on 10/22/2004 2:09:11 PM]

  • 10.22.2004 2:08 PM PDT
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I beilve my first post had something to do with a Master Chief television show resembling much of Married with Children, which was damned funny.

I love that show. : )

  • 10.22.2004 2:12 PM PDT
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My first post was something like, "Halo 2 releases on 11/9. The Twin Tower terrorism attack happened on 9/11. It seems as though Halo 2 is the opposite of that evil day; it seems as though Halo 2 is the antithesis to evil."

An... opinionated person responded, "That has to be the most offensive thing I've ever heard! Jesus Christ is the anti-thesis to evil!"

Shishka scolded me and closed the thread right after that.

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Posted by: Stickman Army
I wouldn't know.

Somewhere in the Library, it's where I used to go. However, I don't know if I started posting right aways, as I took some time to lurk around first. When did the new hotness hit? What day, exactly? Because I forgot whether I made this account before or after...

That's about a month and a half before the new hotness.

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Posted by: ObbiQuiet
My first post was something like, "Halo 2 releases on 11/9. The Twin Tower terrorism attack happened on 9/11. It seems as though Halo 2 is the opposite of that evil day; it seems as though Halo 2 is the antithesis to evil."

An... opinionated person responded, "That has to be the most offensive thing I've ever heard! Jesus Christ is the anti-thesis to evil!"

Shishka scolded me and closed the thread right after that.

LOL I just read that thread in the Underground! Page 160 something.

  • 10.22.2004 2:18 PM PDT
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I'm sure it was some kind of spam.

  • 10.22.2004 2:23 PM PDT
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Some time before the New Hotness, as my old account was still valid then. Anyway, I was asking about the Guardians, and eventually got a response.

  • 10.22.2004 2:25 PM PDT

I'd suggest you edit the N-word.

  • 10.22.2004 2:26 PM PDT
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Posted by: ObbiQuiet
My first post was something like, "Halo 2 releases on 11/9. The Twin Tower terrorism attack happened on 9/11. It seems as though Halo 2 is the opposite of that evil day; it seems as though Halo 2 is the antithesis to evil."

An... opinionated person responded, "That has to be the most offensive thing I've ever heard! Jesus Christ is the anti-thesis to evil!"

Shishka scolded me and closed the thread right after that.

I remember that!

Mine was about the color of Spartan I use when playing Halo.

  • 10.22.2004 4:33 PM PDT