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Subject: Funniest line from halo
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We all know about those funny comments that the characters say....but what do you think is the funniest????

Marines: "get up so I can kill you again" "Hey...you stole my kill", "school is now closed"
"I would have been your daddy, but the dog beat me over the fence"

Grunts: "Bad, bad cyborg", "not again", "get it off, get it off" " their every where"

Elite: "NOOOOOOO!!!!" "wart wart"

Hunters:????????????

Jackles:????????????

  • 05.23.2004 7:29 PM PDT
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mine would have to be when this weird marine was crying and saying he wanted to go to sleep when sargent johnson come up and says...."sllep when you're dead marine" and shhots him in the head

  • 05.23.2004 7:33 PM PDT
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I've always like Cortana's line from PoA : "Ok...Yank me" Might be paraphrasing a bit!

  • 05.23.2004 7:37 PM PDT
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Grunts:"me me that was me i killed em" "i get his gun" ill bite your kneecaps of"

elite: "whoa ba ba"

sargent johnson: "we will rip their skulls from their spines and toss em away, laughin........ am i right marines" marines:"Sir yes Sir" sargent johnson:"mmmmmm hhhhhhhmmmmm damn right i am"

  • 05.23.2004 7:43 PM PDT
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hahaha ya thats a good 1

  • 05.23.2004 7:44 PM PDT
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well the beginning movie of PoA when you play on legendary (it different for each of the levels)
Sarge "i dont care if its gods own anti son of a -blam!- machine"
and "give em a belly full of lead and a pool of his own blood to drown in!"

  • 05.23.2004 7:51 PM PDT
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In response to a marine urging Cortana to "hurry" while on the Truth and Reconciliation.
Cortana: "I'd like to see YOU break into a covenant military system"

Or something close to that. It's such a simple human thing to say... but the rampant sarcasm just had me in stitches.

  • 05.23.2004 7:52 PM PDT
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once in the library i shot guilty spark with a rocket launcher
"STOP BEING HUMAN!!!"

  • 05.23.2004 7:56 PM PDT
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i've posted this several times now but...

"kill me too!"
-i had just killed my friend on co-opto help him get his health back when i heard a crewman say this. good stuff maynard

  • 05.23.2004 7:57 PM PDT
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When does sergeant johnson shoot a marine? Level? Part???

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I'd have to say guilty spark saying "stop being human" is the most clever but the most humourous is what the sarge says at the begining. about ripping their skulls from their sockets...haha

  • 05.23.2004 8:00 PM PDT
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I like it when a Grunt sees a dead Elite and says: "HAHA you're dead!"

  • 05.23.2004 8:08 PM PDT
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I just wet myself!

First time I heard a Grunt say that I thought.. did he just say what I thought he said? Second time I cracked up laughing. I could think up a dozen other funny one liners from Halo.

  • 05.23.2004 8:33 PM PDT
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It freaks me out when an Elite will look me in the face and yell "You will bow to me!" I also think It's funny when you find that easter egg in the Maw when that grunt says all that random stuff, lol.

  • 05.23.2004 8:47 PM PDT
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my favorite grunt line"i killed him i get his helmet" sarge jhonson after i die " somone get cortanana out of his headd

  • 05.23.2004 8:52 PM PDT
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"He's unstoppable!"

  • 05.23.2004 9:05 PM PDT
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One of the marines watched my friend die and said, "We are fubar."

  • 05.23.2004 9:49 PM PDT
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"He's gonna kill us all!" or sometimes when a grunt will say something like "Stay back Devil!"

  • 05.23.2004 9:55 PM PDT
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in multi, i usually shout "it isn't a cudgel, you barbarian!" every time i get rocketed and the rocketer goes down with me. But usually I laugh when I hear sarge yell about an anti-sonofa-blam!- machine.

  • 05.23.2004 9:59 PM PDT
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The ending cutscene on Legendary:

"Give it to me! Ohh -blam!-. This is it baby... hold me."
--Sgt. Johnson

  • 05.24.2004 12:09 AM PDT
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When Sarge says when he's on low health and being hit "I'm too pretty to die!"

  • 05.24.2004 12:14 AM PDT
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I always love the grunts going "there's too many of them" when you're coming at them full force, all alone....

  • 05.24.2004 12:18 AM PDT
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on AOCT Sgt.J was reallli pissin me offm how can one guy kill 4 marines in a row!!??

so n e wayz i shot him once n he started chasin n shootin me so i got in the tank an he jus sed.. .. .. ok then i got ma eye on you

  • 05.24.2004 8:15 AM PDT
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The last man on Earth sat in a room, there came a knock at the door.

Service Record

I'm not even sure that these lines were meant to be together because I've heard them separate throughout the game: AOTCR, frist wraith encountered, a mortar round lands nearby, "HOLY CRAP!"
"Roger that."

  • 05.24.2004 8:38 AM PDT
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Funny weird things I see all the time. Like me and my brother were just playing on SC and a Elite Killed him so I ran to the spot and the Elite was standing over top of him shooting his Dead Body. Awesome. Also one time on AOTCR I was storming the hill by myself and the marines (after you ditch the tank) I banshee was swooping in fired its Fuel Rod and one Marine yelled look out to the on next to him. Ran infront of the other and the other ducked and rolled. After the battle the one who got saved stood over top his dead buddy and said "It shouldve been me it Shoulve been me!!!"

  • 05.24.2004 8:49 AM PDT

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