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Okay kids, here is what you have to do:

1) Find a squirrel and a can of compressed air
2) Take the can of compressed air and aim it at the squirrel and see what happens!

  • 10.22.2004 6:34 PM PDT
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I hate those damn squirrels. I always try to whack them with sticks, but they always run away. In fact I entered a poem in the 8th grade poetry contest last year about squirrels:

I believe that squirrels are dumb
they shouldn't be allowed to live
I believe they are useless
They just eat nuts all day
I believe they should be hunted down
They probably wouldn't care
I believe they are extremely stupid
They are stupid animals for a stupid poem

  • 10.22.2004 6:39 PM PDT
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Posted by: GruntyWunty
Okay kids, here is what you have to do:

1) Find a squirrel and a can of compressed air
2) Take the can of compressed air and aim it at the squirrel and see what happens!

thats sick and mean!

  • 10.22.2004 6:45 PM PDT
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Posted by: GruntyWunty
Okay kids, here is what you have to do:

1) Find a squirrel and a can of compressed air
2) Take the can of compressed air and aim it at the squirrel and see what happens!


You might as well just go ahead and shoot it with an actual gun. You could make yourself a squirrel stew, or a nice hat.

  • 10.22.2004 7:41 PM PDT
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Ok... Catch a fly, pull it's legs off, poke it's eyes out, and pull it's wings off, pull it's feelers off, and watch it roll around


oh... Catch a bird cut it's legs of and let it go. Every time it lands it either rolls off the branch or it rolls around on the ground (if it lands on the ground.

  • 10.22.2004 8:51 PM PDT
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While the wicked stand surrounded, Call me, with thy saints surrounded.

Me
Me again

i heard this from a friend once, he took a bottle of something that was compressed, made it look like a prarie dog or something but the animals came up to it and he shot it and those animals flew everywhere!

  • 10.22.2004 9:59 PM PDT

yoo•zel- ('yoo-zhul): slang: vb.

Officium quod Fidelitas.

No animal abuse.

  • 10.22.2004 10:01 PM PDT