- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
"The Master Chief walked into the bar and sat down. Then he pulled out a deagle and shot everyone in the head."
"The Master Chief can run at up to 55 kilometers per hour. He is the embodiment of 1337ness."
"Master chief will blow the hell outta those dumb bugs, untill he has nothing left to shoot them with. Then, he will strangle them with their own living guts. -Sgt Johnson on Legendary"
sorry i just thought they were funny and had to be shared.