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* Red/Blue Team Flag
I know you always wanted to assasinate the mean kid on the block with one of these babies.
* UNSC Neural Implant Head Sticker
Want to complete your Lord Admiral Hood costume? Stick this bad boy of the back of your head, and bam! Instant neural implant!
* Flaming Ninja Potholder
Feel like permabanning your hot oven food? Lay down the pain!
* Bungie Cords
The perfect thing to secure your schweet Bungie schwag.
* Marathon Sneakers
The only shoes you'll ever need. Press CNTRL to use. (WARNING: Not sutible for use in vacuum or lava.)
* Mister Chief Bedspread
Guarenteed to give the 'lil tykes nightmares.
* Pimps at Sea Scaled Collectable Ship Kits
Swab the decks, me buckos, as we visit th' shipyards of Kirkland and pick yea a vessel with a fine set 'o rims. Collect 'em all!
* UNSC Index of Martial Law
At last, here it is! The long-promised, unabrided, unaltered, exhaustive lexicon of all UNSC law, dating from 2122 to the present day.
* Halo Grenade Paperweights
Great fun for the office! Choose Human Fragmentation or Covenant Plasma.
* Halo Type 14 Magnetic Anti-tank Mine Doorstop
Scare the hell out of visitors when they see a mine propping your door open.
* Halo Oddball Conversation Piece
The perfect thing to put on your mantle. Feel free to invent your own story how you came by a blood-soaked human skull with a neural implant.
* Halo Flood Infection Form Plush
Guarenteed to steal the heart of your loved ones. Buy one for all the grandkids!
* Mister Chief 8" Scale Action Figure
Includes Bacon, Flower, Ribs, and Lightsaber accessories.
* Septagon Pants
Show the world you're a true Bungie fan with these Se7en-legged pants!
* Mister Chief Coloring Book
Encourage your kids to copy the awe-inspiring artistic style of one man... and one man only. That's right, ladies and gentlemen, Frankie 'O Conner himself!
* Mister Chief/Halo/Marathon/Gnop/Oni/PiD/Myth/Seventh Column/Ling-Ling/Soffish Bumper Stickers
Trick out your ride, Bungie style. Assured to earn you mad street cred.
* Pimps at Sea 1:1 Scale Cutlass
Aye, this be th' perfect thing to be brandishin' in public, that it be!