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Subject: The MOAP gang star in - Halo 3: The quest to discover your man cannon.
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(If you don't get it... Join MOAP!)

As Halo 3 is announced, the regulars at MOAP embark on a quest to discover their man cannons, achieve their full potential and prepare themselves for the release of the greate-
Nab: Shut up Narrator. You suck, and you're fired.
Narrator: I was trying my best. I ALWAYS try my best. You NEVER APPRECIATE ME!
Saint: I appreciate you.
Narrator: Thanks babe.
Nab:... Both of you, you're fired.
Saint: I'm not even employed by you.
Nab: Fine, you stay. Say your goodbyes
Saint: See ya later, **** narrator!

Nab: Right. So. We're on a quest to prepare ourselves for Halo 3 and discover our man cannons. But where are we?
GP: Mexico.
Nab:...
Tom Clancy: WHATS WRONG WITH MEXICO!?
Durandana: Nothin' but... We're not terrorists dude.
Psyched: I am.
Durandana: Good point. *does the Haka*
Sui: SHUT UP AND LETS GO!
Nab: I'm alright here actually.
Coke: Hey guys, wanna see my new flash thingy I mad-
Nab: LETS GO!

Later...

Greenchief: So how do we even prepare for Halo 3?
Nab: First things first... I'd say we've got to... get aqquainted with our man cannons
Retna: I'll say! WHOOP WHOOP!
Nab: No no no... I mean... We have to find them
Retna: Oh, on the small side eh? WHOOP!
Nab:... Screw it, lets just raise enough cash to buy the legendary editions and a bunch of beverages. And no, I dont mean "Beaver clevages".
Bat: Can I come?
Everyone: NO!
BlueJag: Howabout me?
Everyone: NO!
Nab: Me?
Everyone: NO!
Nab: Fine. Write yourselves. Lets see how that works out.

Greenchief: I'm clever and stuff.
Psyched: No I am
TGP: I say something cool
Sui: And me.
Saint: I like unicorns.
Everyone:.... We need Nab back.

Later on again...

GP: Man. How're we going to raise that much cash?
Impy: There's only one place where hot young guys such as ourselves can make that much cash.
Nab:... I almost hate to say it. But where are you taking us..?
Impy: TO THE -blam!- BAR!

The MOAP are dancing in a bar
GP: How degrading.
Nab: Narraaaaaattorrrrrrr! Get out of here!
Psyched: I dunno GP... This is pretty fun. *shakes and wiggles*
Saint: *boogying* So Impy.. How much have we raised?
Impy:..... 3 cents.
Retna: *hides the wad of cash in his pocket* Man. What a shame. I guess we'll have to... Dance some more, eh?
Nab: No. Lets try something else.

Kritz: I've got it!
Durandana: An STD? We know!
Kritz: Oh...
Sui: I've got it!
Durandana: Kritz' STD? We know!
Sui: Yes, but also, an idea.
Nab:.. Go on then.
Sui: We could farm World of Warcraft gold!
Nab: Selling our souls is a great idea!.. But I already did that to buy my Xbox 360.
Satan: You drove a hard bargain
GC: *mutters* I'll bet.
Nab: Satan... Have pity on us. Dont you ever wish YOU could play Halo 3? Even though you lack the opposable thumbs?
Saint: He has an impressive man canno-
Nab: Shut up Saint! I'm making a speech. Satan. What I'm trying to say is... Give us lots of money or we'll tell God what you've been up to down here.
Satan: Deal!

Narrator: And that, my friends... Is how the MOAP gang prepared for Halo 3. Or just how Nab likes to spend his afternoon. Writing absolute ****.

  • 11.05.2006 8:07 AM PDT

Err... what just happened?

  • 11.05.2006 8:13 AM PDT
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It's not a chat log, he made it all up. =)

So I suppose it's a community creative writing project... If a mildly deranged one. =P

Also I put 5 cents in there to start the ball rolling, impy... So we only made 3 profit. But I think that's because everyone left the bar when Nab and the big hairy bartender did... the routine...

[Edited on 11/5/2006]

  • 11.05.2006 8:13 AM PDT
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It's not a chat log, he made it all up. =)

So I suppose it's a community creative writing project... If a mildly deranged one. =P

Also I put 5 cents in there to start the ball rolling, impy... So we only made 3 profit. But I think that's because everyone left the bar when Nab and the big hairy bartender did... the routine...


We don't talk about that....

Shhhh.

  • 11.05.2006 8:16 AM PDT
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I see how it is MOAP. I see.

  • 11.05.2006 8:20 AM PDT
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Posted by: impurity
The fact that I found and linked this might have something to do with it, coffeegreese.

The Kritz Rap. Good Times.

  • 11.05.2006 8:28 AM PDT

Proof that nab only see's what he likes. Plus if you were actually in moap (because you lost the bet, drr) you'd know how moap feels about halo 3. This is not it.

On top of that, i'm not in it (thankfully). So it couldn't possibly be true.

  • 11.05.2006 9:25 AM PDT
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That's right. My plumage is brighter than yours.

That's nothing like the MoAP fgt.

  • 11.05.2006 11:05 AM PDT
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It's like my dreeeeams of MOAP. ;'(

  • 11.05.2006 11:07 AM PDT

To Make Posts is Glorious

Some threads will get posts before others and it is the duty of the Leadership to ensure that posts are made that best suit the public welfare.

"heh"

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Posted by: impurity
The fact that I found and linked this might have something to do with it, coffeegreese.

The Kritz Rap. Good Times.


Such simpler times.

They sucked. >_>

  • 11.05.2006 11:08 AM PDT
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  • 11.05.2006 11:31 AM PDT

(10:19:49 PM) Scruss: oh and pezza, i saw what you did to that cat
(10:20:17 PM) Pezza: You were the one with the video camera breathing heavily. Of course you saw.

Bull-blam!- top to bottom Nab, you know it.

  • 11.05.2006 11:45 AM PDT
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Such simpler times.

They sucked. >_>

Chili.

  • 11.05.2006 11:58 AM PDT

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Posted by: impurity
That story is completely false. We raised way more than three cents. It was like eight.

Can't wait for that Man Cannon.

I remember you guys babbling about something like that when I was in there.

  • 11.05.2006 12:04 PM PDT

To Make Posts is Glorious

Some threads will get posts before others and it is the duty of the Leadership to ensure that posts are made that best suit the public welfare.

"heh"

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Posted by: impurity
That story is completely false. We raised way more than three cents. It was like eight.

Can't wait for that Man Cannon.

I remember you guys babbling about something like that when I was in there.



Babbling? No, I call it conversing in a healthy and intelligent manner.

  • 11.05.2006 12:51 PM PDT
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I call shenanigans!

Scruss is the man!

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That's right. My plumage is brighter than yours.

It is M . . . Ooo A P. This is our channel on the IRC.

We talk . . . .about weiner. It is the best place you have ever seen.

Yeah!

  • 11.05.2006 1:44 PM PDT

To Make Posts is Glorious

Some threads will get posts before others and it is the duty of the Leadership to ensure that posts are made that best suit the public welfare.

"heh"

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It is M . . . Ooo A P. This is our channel on the IRC.

We talk . . . .about weiner. It is the best place you have ever seen.

Yeah!


http://media.putfile.com/Moap-Theme

Yeah!

  • 11.05.2006 1:45 PM PDT
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I've put skits here before. I just figured.... Meh! Same place!

Higher calibre of reader, y'know? ;)

  • 11.05.2006 2:34 PM PDT

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