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Here is my theory on Disney. Disney is planning nuceuler world domination, and I have the facts to prove it. When Disney land was built the governor of the state gave them permission to make nucueler power plant for their own personel use they have one it is just underground so nobody knows about and the plant is more like a silo. They also are using encrypeted messages in their tv channel first they get the child addicted then they send encrypeted messages that will soon activate when they and able bodyied people ready to join a underground army. When I was younger I pretty much had to go through a 12 step program to get off that channel. They also hire Disney artists such as hilary duff to draw the kid to disney. Walt disney was a evil mind that passed his plans to his children to continue. But he will soon be awoken because when he passed away they buried a empty coffin while they froze Walt Disney. Once the technolegy becomes available to unfreeze a person he will continue he long term plans. In the news recently they gave tour guides fake guns that shot blancs to scare away alligatators. Now these are not fake guns they are real to take out any threat that gets to nosey in there plans. After that is done they take all the people that know the person to a underground lair where they work as slaves for disney so there is no body missing the person. Now back to the silo if they get this plan in the air by the time all of the kids are adults they will blow up california or Florida ( I cant remember if it is disney world or land with the silo) but either way a major state will go down. Once that is finished they will threaten the mighty U.S. to give up or eat nuke. When the U.S. is finnaly owned by Disney they will bransh out to other strong nations such and China, and Indea the most populated countries once this is finished they will conquer the rest of the world with their huge armys. Then they will awaken walt disney. Then he will spare NASA so he can take over the moon and mars. When he dies again they will freeze him again, continue with the plan then awaken him by the time the covies discover earth it will be two late and Walt Disney will conquer two races now controling two strong races he will soon take over the rest of the galaxy then more and more. Now I ask you to join my rebelion who do you whant to conqeur the world Bungie the people who wont be so mean or Disney the people who will rule the whole universe so join me and the galaxy will stand a chance for freedom. Join now and save our freedom.

  • 10.23.2004 1:27 PM PDT
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Can I buy some of the drugs you're taking?

  • 10.23.2004 1:29 PM PDT
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Do you have a thing against Mickey mouse.....because he has ties with the Mob.

  • 10.23.2004 1:32 PM PDT
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what the hell?

  • 10.23.2004 1:35 PM PDT
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Oh crap you know now!
I have to go tell the head executives!!
*runs to disney world*

  • 10.23.2004 1:37 PM PDT
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We regret to inform you that this breach of security shall not be tolerated. You are to remain in your home and await the arrival of several fairies who will escort you to an unmarked pumpkin carraige. You will then be transported to The Room where you will await the judicial decision of of the great illustrious Mickey Mouse. It is pointless to resist, come quietly and the Mouse will be fair in his decision. Hope you are having a wonderful day.

Sincerely,
CabooseMoose7103
Head of Disney Security
Disney World
Florida

  • 10.23.2004 1:57 PM PDT
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Ha!! your going to get it now guys! good thing i work for disney, I......*answers a ringing phone*..........................oh, i just got fired.

  • 10.23.2004 1:59 PM PDT
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Posted by: Achilles VI
Can I buy some of the drugs you're taking?


I don't think the average human body can actually survive those particular drugs. (Under any normal circumstances, anyway)

  • 10.23.2004 2:11 PM PDT
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Posted by: Rev
Ha!! your going to get it now guys! good thing i work for disney, I......*answers a ringing phone*..........................oh, i just got fired.


By acknowledging the fact that you work for The Company and know of The Project you negated your contract with us so we were forced to let you go. Do not move, the fairies will stop at your house too after they are finished with the other one who exposed The Project and endangered The Company's plans. We are sorry for the inconvenience but all breaches of security must be eliminated. Hope you are having a wonderful day.

Sincerely,
CabooseMoose7103
Head of Disney Security
Disney World
Florida

[Edited on 10/23/2004 2:13:13 PM]

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Posted by: CabooseMoose7103
Posted by: Rev
Ha!! your going to get it now guys! good thing i work for disney, I......*answers a ringing phone*..........................oh, i just got fired.


By acknowledging the fact that you work for The Company and know of The Project you negated your contract with us so we were forced to let you go. Do not move, the fairies will stop at your house too after they are finished with the other one who exposed The Project and endangered The Company's plans. We are sorry for the inconvenience but all breaches of security must be eliminated. Hope you are having a wonderful day.

Sincerely,
CabooseMoose7103
Head of Disney Security
Disney World
Florida


They told me rumors about this. The union leaders will deal with you!

  • 10.23.2004 2:21 PM PDT
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I am an executive and am there for untouchable. Plus I am backed by a multi-billion dollar international corporation with the influence to shape world affairs. The Company owns the unions, they can not hurt us. The truth hurts doesn't it? Hope you are having a wonderful day.

Sincerely,
CabooseMoose7103
Head of Disney Security
Disney World
Florida

(Hehehe, this is getting fun.)

[Edited on 10/23/2004 2:27:12 PM]

  • 10.23.2004 2:26 PM PDT
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Uh oh the faries are here, can i say bye to my faimley? Will i ever see them again?

You guys better have good food where you are taking me caboose.

  • 10.23.2004 2:30 PM PDT
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Do not worry, you were a former Disney employee and we take care of our own. And the food is excellent, for you at least, (I shudder to think of what the other guy will be served) And yes you will be able to see your family again, once we have finished ahh processing you that is. We need to wipe your memory of The Project. Then you will be re-instated to your former position within The Company once we have determined that you are no longer a threat to our plans. Hope you are having a wonderful day.

Sincerely,
CabooseMoose7103
Head of Disney Security
Disney World
Florida

P.S. Tell Sam (the fairy with the blue wings and red wand with the orange star on the end) that Moosey says "Hi".

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Posted by: Gruntslaughter
Once the technolegy becomes available to unfreeze a person he will continue he long term plans.


I hate to break it to you, but if you wanted to "unfreeze" someone, you could just let them sit out to thaw.

  • 10.23.2004 2:39 PM PDT

Disney I would like to say that you suck and are losers.If you were cool you would not have a -blam!- Executive!I say you are so -blam!- that you are nat -blam!-!Ha.See you soon suckers.


Blue Elite
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P.S. I know your plans bastard!

  • 10.23.2004 3:59 PM PDT
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*brandishes the frozen head of Walt Disny in front of the webcam*how you like me now(evil maniacle laghfter) Disny your next...

  • 10.23.2004 4:18 PM PDT
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*pants after running a long distance*
I JUST BROKE OUT OF THAT HELL HOLE!
Its horrible, those disney bastards are insane! They threw me in ther disney concentration camps, they forced me to make dolls and panties with cinderella on them!! Some one has to help me, there coming for me!!
*keeps running away*

  • 10.23.2004 4:28 PM PDT
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*loud bang's*you can stop running now...

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Posted by: Gruntslaughter
Here is my theory on Disney. Disney is planning nuceuler world domination, and I have the facts to prove it. When Disney land was built the governor of the state gave them permission to make nucueler power plant for their own personel use they have one it is just underground so nobody knows about and the plant is more like a silo. They also are using encrypeted messages in their tv channel first they get the child addicted then they send encrypeted messages that will soon activate when they and able bodyied people ready to join a underground army. When I was younger I pretty much had to go through a 12 step program to get off that channel. They also hire Disney artists such as hilary duff to draw the kid to disney. Walt disney was a evil mind that passed his plans to his children to continue. But he will soon be awoken because when he passed away they buried a empty coffin while they froze Walt Disney. Once the technolegy becomes available to unfreeze a person he will continue he long term plans. In the news recently they gave tour guides fake guns that shot blancs to scare away alligatators. Now these are not fake guns they are real to take out any threat that gets to nosey in there plans. After that is done they take all the people that know the person to a underground lair where they work as slaves for disney so there is no body missing the person. Now back to the silo if they get this plan in the air by the time all of the kids are adults they will blow up california or Florida ( I cant remember if it is disney world or land with the silo) but either way a major state will go down. Once that is finished they will threaten the mighty U.S. to give up or eat nuke. When the U.S. is finnaly owned by Disney they will bransh out to other strong nations such and China, and Indea the most populated countries once this is finished they will conquer the rest of the world with their huge armys. Then they will awaken walt disney. Then he will spare NASA so he can take over the moon and mars. When he dies again they will freeze him again, continue with the plan then awaken him by the time the covies discover earth it will be two late and Walt Disney will conquer two races now controling two strong races he will soon take over the rest of the galaxy then more and more. Now I ask you to join my rebelion who do you whant to conqeur the world Bungie the people who wont be so mean or Disney the people who will rule the whole universe so join me and the galaxy will stand a chance for freedom. Join now and save our freedom.

So what's your point, so is Microsoft, tacobell, and several other companies

  • 10.23.2004 5:08 PM PDT
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Everybody! join forces with me now! we can be the rebellion against the evil disney onslaught against humanity! We could use big guns and code names and a cool car to transport us and we could call it the (add name here) MOBILE! oh oh we could use walkie talkies too! that would be soooo cool!

  • 10.23.2004 5:18 PM PDT
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You guys are really -blam!- scaring me you have nothing else to do than make up stories and post some nerdy -blam!- that makes you laugh ha ha

  • 10.23.2004 5:55 PM PDT
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someone homie brother has no sense of humor. and damn right we're nerds! if youre on the b.net forums your pretty much a nerd. so dont go calling us "nerd" as if it was an insult, because no one really cares.. gangsta!

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  • 10.23.2004 6:01 PM PDT
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Nuclear Plants under Disney? No wonder their Coke tastes funny.
*Drinks Disney Coke*

Hmm maybe I was wrong. *3rd arm starts growing*

[Edited on 10/23/2004 6:31:14 PM]

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Posted by: lellowranger
Everybody! join forces with me now! we can be the rebellion against the evil disney onslaught against humanity! We could use big guns and code names and a cool car to transport us and we could call it the (add name here) MOBILE! oh oh we could use walkie talkies too! that would be soooo cool!

These are the results I was hoping for lets rebel bungie studio underground army UNITE!
*15 lasers pop up on my head*
I should have told you about this indivulalaty they must have spys in the forums. Hey look its mickey and goofy wait what is that no I stand down I will shut up now aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*silence*

[Edited on 10/23/2004 8:21:25 PM]

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Posted by: lellowranger
someone homie brother has no sense of humor. and damn right we're nerds! if youre on the b.net forums your pretty much a nerd. so dont go calling us "nerd" as if it was an insult, because no one really cares.. gangsta!

IM srry dawg did i hurt your feelings im just posting here to flame guys like you

  • 10.23.2004 8:37 PM PDT

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