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Posted by: Ovechkin 8
Have you ever logged into Bungie Studios and it said something along the lines of "Welcome to Bungie Studios: Satisfying Your Mom Since 1991." Am l the only one that finds this offensive? l'm pretty sure l'm not. Personally, l think it's immature and horrible, unless there's some inside joke l'm not getting. l don't like it and l think it should be changed.

I satisfied your mom last night...

  • 11.13.2006 7:42 PM PDT

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well, dont worry about it, just look it over, ummmmmm, yeah... i dont have anything to say here so blargh

oh and seraph that was crude and you should go stick your head into a steaming pot of meat chili

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  • 11.13.2006 7:47 PM PDT
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  • 11.13.2006 8:14 PM PDT
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Bungie's website, you go by their rules.

Deal with it

And seriously its not like they mean it...

  • 11.13.2006 8:15 PM PDT
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Posted by: HaloChick4Ever
I find them rather amusing. 1991 is teh Bungie creation date, and ever since then, they've been satisfying her with their games. :)
What is terrible is I was born eight and a half months after 1991 began... They satisfied my mother, and I was born eight and a half months later.

I was born 8-13-1991.

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  • 11.13.2006 8:16 PM PDT
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I really just find it funny, I'm not targeting the original poster in any way when I say this (because I have noticed its prominence in my 'real' life growing steadily), people need to have a laugh at themselves more. Political correctness has its places but we have to meet it half way.

If we can't laugh at stupid little jokes then we will become pretty unhappy and bitter...

  • 11.13.2006 8:40 PM PDT

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ok first, you brought all these posts about you yourself.

Second... there are about what 6-7 different slogans.. and you JUST noticed that one.

Third. they are not talking about your mom, they didn't just go to your place and say "lets say we satisfyed his mom"

Fourth. that is bull that you like mencia, had he been on this fourm he would have called you a DEE DEE DEE

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  • 11.13.2006 8:55 PM PDT
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Posted by: Mabian
Hide your mothers! Bungie is about!

It's a very, very inside joke. I'm not even sure where it comes from. I just ignore it, though I'm willing to snap back if someone tries to target me. They usually slink off crying afterwards...


You have a dark side? O_o

LoL, who knew !!

Anyway, I find no problem with it. It's just a little Bungie.net humor. Lighten up and enjoy the fun!

  • 11.13.2006 8:56 PM PDT
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Posted by: Brickwall5
oh and seraph that was crude and you should go stick your head into a steaming pot of meat chili

Really? And why would you find that comment crude? All I did was send his mother a gift basket full of tasty treats, and I'm assuming that it satisfied her last night when she recieved it. Also, it did not contain a steaming pot of meat chilli either, so I don't know what you're on about. It is actually you who is the crude one, jumping to the conclusion that I was inferring something profane when I was intending on a completely innocent comment.

Anyway, it's a joke. Liven up a little. Life doesn't have to be arduous if you don't want it to be; it's all in how you percieve things.

  • 11.13.2006 8:59 PM PDT
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Sounds like someone needs a sense of humor.
Okay we get it, the topic starter is so mature and adult for finding offense in somthing everyone else finds funny because were all childish morons who enjoy a little laughter in our lives.

Seriously its people like these that get so easily offended that annoy me more then anything else in the world. People with weak constitutions that for some reason feel the world should be totally censored and bland. They then go complain to the FCC, who might I add, are not an elected by the people body of regulators, just a bunch of people who suddenly decided they were going to decide what was approrpriate for us, and suck all the creativity and humor out of life.

It's late im ranting,
"your mommas so fat she tried to jump through halo and got stuck"

(snaps fingers and storms off)

  • 11.13.2006 10:06 PM PDT
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Posted by: Ovechkin 8
Have you ever logged into Bungie Studios and it said something along the lines of "Welcome to Bungie Studios: Satisfying Your Mom Since 1991." Am l the only one that finds this offensive? l'm pretty sure l'm not. Personally, l think it's immature and horrible, unless there's some inside joke l'm not getting. l don't like it and l think it should be changed.

Its a game. The object is to not get offended. Your losing.

It's alright. I almost lost too when I saw "Don't make us kick your ass".

  • 11.13.2006 11:38 PM PDT

Ach! Was ist los?

All I know is that my mother is satisfied.

I used to be an introverted misanthrope. Then I discovered Bungie's classic lineup, which had a strong literary component. Playing and enjoying those games encouraged me to become more literate and versed in subjects like classical mythology, which turned me into the reasonably happy and productive misanthrope I am today.

Remember, all: there's more than one way to satisfy a mom.

  • 11.14.2006 2:27 AM PDT

I'm happy that my moms been satisifed by bungie, rather than another lame ass developer.

  • 11.14.2006 3:53 AM PDT

The end of the world will be brought about by the tyranny of the Easily Offended, and their Political Correctness.

I say we fight back before it is too late.

To this end, I say to you, the original poster, that the bungie guys took one end and I the other. Now what do you think of that?

  • 11.14.2006 5:37 AM PDT
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You know, I'm getting kind of offended by the behavior of some people...

  • 11.14.2006 5:49 AM PDT

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Posted by: Ovechkin 8
Well, l don't prefer a your mom joke. l don't think it's funny. And don't tell me the get the -blam!- off the forums, or look away, or l shouldn't even have an account here. l don't like it. You don't agree? That's fine. Don't belittle me. l think it's crude and stupid.


Hey, you're obviously missing out on some Bungie history. If you've been around awhile, you would probably understand.

Besides, I think it's darn funny.

  • 11.14.2006 7:13 AM PDT

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Posted by: Ovechkin 8
"Welcome to Bungie Studios: Satisfying Your Mom Since 1991." Am l the only one that finds this offensive? l'm pretty sure l'm not.

Yes you are, and yes, you are.

  • 11.14.2006 7:20 AM PDT
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Bungie has been doing what to my Mom?!

Good Heavens.
Well if it were not Bungie then I'm sure it would be some other company.
Might as well be Bungie, Eh?

  • 11.14.2006 7:29 AM PDT
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What if your mom was sick or something and you saw that?

Then you could argue that your mom is in more need of Bungie's services. I mean think of the therapeutic effects.

  • 11.14.2006 7:44 AM PDT
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Ill just steal this quote and remove the name, to stop him getting complained at.

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Further proof why this community is being overrun with pretentious, senceless, wannabe politicians... and fаgs.

  • 11.14.2006 9:07 AM PDT

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Ooh, I can't pass this one up.

Posted by: jessHAZ
Wait, 1991? That's when I was born! This must mean that bungie is my Daddy!


They would've been your daddy, but the dog beat them jumping over the fence!

  • 11.14.2006 9:32 AM PDT

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not bad

  • 11.14.2006 10:27 AM PDT
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Posted by: Ovechkin 8
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*Satisfies Ovec's mom while nibbling on kitten*
Okay, you see, that really just wasn't funny.

Um...that was a little funny, for me though.

  • 11.14.2006 10:36 AM PDT

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As the author of that quote (and the person that wrote the code to make the title rotate like that), I'm somewhat curious why you think that is offensive? Bungie has existed since 1991. Our games have been satisfying lots of people since then. Some of them are mothers. Any additional context you add to that is purely of your own design, and you should get your mind out of the gutter.

Posted by: Ovechkin 8
Have you ever logged into Bungie Studios and it said something along the lines of "Welcome to Bungie Studios: Satisfying Your Mom Since 1991." Am l the only one that finds this offensive? l'm pretty sure l'm not. Personally, l think it's immature and horrible, unless there's some inside joke l'm not getting. l don't like it and l think it should be changed.

  • 11.14.2006 10:40 AM PDT