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Posted by: Mabian
Posted by: Anton P Nym
I am offended that people are taking offence at the "Your Mom'' tagline. I demand that the entire planet change so that I may not have to endure this heinous offence.


Good sir, I take offense to that.

I would damn my intellectual curiosity if I could, but one question gnaws at the back of my mind, tearing at the fiber of my very being. That question, which I direct to Ovec, is "why?". Why do you take offense? Is there truly a traumatizing experience that occurred? I can certainly understand an intense disdain for the joke, but offense? To me that seems a bit much.
My reason doesn't matter. l just don't like them.

  • 11.14.2006 7:25 PM PDT
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Posted by: Hysterical Joker / The Jester
For the record, i'd piss my self silly if there was an Armatik action figure.

"Lazy -zapp!-, what the hell are you doing playing with me? Get to work lazy ass."


http://www.GamesInAction.com

...how about we just leave this thread alone now.

  • 11.14.2006 7:28 PM PDT

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I somewhat agree. We get it. He's offended.

It's not changing, nonetheless. That is a piece of the Bungie communities heart. Taking that away will only leave us.. 1..

Two.. Three..

9 hearts. Leave our hearts alone.

  • 11.14.2006 7:32 PM PDT

We’ve watched while the stars burned
Out, and creation played in reverse.
The Universe freezing in half-light.
Once I thought to escape.
To end a master, step out of the
Path of collapse. Escape would make us God.
Yet I cannot help but remember one enigma,
A hybrid, elusive destroyer.
This is the one mystery I have not solved.
The only element unaccounted for.

Posted by: jessHAZ
Wait, 1991? That's when I was born! This must mean that bungie is my Daddy!

Nope.
"I would have been your daddy..."

...but the dog beat me over the fence.

[Edited on 11/14/2006]

  • 11.14.2006 8:23 PM PDT

We’ve watched while the stars burned
Out, and creation played in reverse.
The Universe freezing in half-light.
Once I thought to escape.
To end a master, step out of the
Path of collapse. Escape would make us God.
Yet I cannot help but remember one enigma,
A hybrid, elusive destroyer.
This is the one mystery I have not solved.
The only element unaccounted for.

Posted by: BobBQ
Remember, all: there's more than one way to satisfy a mom.

Much better than the regular phrase. Un Gato doesn't like that one...

  • 11.14.2006 8:25 PM PDT
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I think this will sum it all up:
'Deep fried and wrapped in bacon.'

  • 11.15.2006 12:44 AM PDT
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Bungie is the developer of games which are targeted at teenagers and people who might actually buy them. Which at the momment will not be sixty-six year old people with over exagerated maturity. "Your mom" jokes have been apart of Bungie for a very long time. Longer than the time you've been around for. Now, it's apparent that no one in this community shares your point of view so why the blam! would Bungie change their reputation for one unhappy member. I can garentee you this is not about to change so wait for Halo 3. When it comes out buy it and play it. Appreciate Bungie for their games if you can't be gratful for this amazing community that the very considerant employees have put to gather for those of us who like Bungie. And as far as I tell. The only option in sight for you is to take The Great Pretender's advice and ignore the joke, because like I said. It's not changing.

  • 11.15.2006 1:25 AM PDT

I'll be on my own side.

If you don't have a reason, you just look even more whiny than you already do.

  • 11.15.2006 2:51 AM PDT
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Posted by: Armatik
...how about we just leave this thread alone now.


Quiet you! ...or I will end the desires of your mother.

This thread has now been hijacked to a Bungie style your mom joke thread.

  • 11.15.2006 3:25 AM PDT

I'm not that active, but never dead.

You are more worthless than a dead baby. I can't even eat you.


[Edited on 11/15/2006]

  • 11.15.2006 4:03 AM PDT
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Posted by: Hysterical Joker / The Jester
For the record, i'd piss my self silly if there was an Armatik action figure.

"Lazy -zapp!-, what the hell are you doing playing with me? Get to work lazy ass."


http://www.GamesInAction.com

Don't be a meanie-head!

I DO 'WA WON'!!

Posted by: kd5shw
Posted by: Armatik
...how about we just leave this thread alone now.


Quiet you! ...or I will end the desires of your mother.

This thread has now been hijacked to a Bungie style your mom joke thread.

  • 11.15.2006 6:26 AM PDT
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In Russia, your mom satisfying Bungie.

  • 11.15.2006 7:36 AM PDT

-§kipper

If people get offended by this stuff than God help them in the real world.

[Edited on 11/15/2006]

  • 11.15.2006 11:49 AM PDT
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My mom is dead.....you jerks.....

[Edited on 11/15/2006]

  • 11.15.2006 1:24 PM PDT
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Posted by: impurity
Posted by: JAVA2
My mom is dead.....you jerks.....


I guess that's why she didn't move around a lot.


It's kinda hard to get a girl moving when your 2 inches...aint it Impy?

  • 11.15.2006 1:43 PM PDT
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Posted by: JAVA2
My mom is dead.....you jerks.....

One of my friends really has his mom dead. Needless to say he killed "Your Mom" jokes for me.

[Edited on 11/15/2006]

  • 11.15.2006 2:29 PM PDT

TO THE NEIGHBOR'S!!!

Define satisfying my mom.
1. to fulfill the desires of your mom.
2. to put an end to a desire of your mom.
3. to give assurance to your mom.
4. to answer sufficiently, as an objection to your mom.
5. to solve or dispel your mom
6. to discharge fully your mom?
7. to make reparation to or for: to satisfy an offended person; to satisfy a wrong.
8. to pay your mom. (Foor goods or services)
This thread is priceless! My thanks to Overckn and his satisfied mom for making this hilarity possible.
#6. = answer to what Sgt Johnson had to do to get off Halo.

  • 11.15.2006 2:36 PM PDT

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You guys are sick. By you, I mean Java and uh, Limpy over there.

[Edited on 11/15/2006]

  • 11.15.2006 2:44 PM PDT

Save a cow, Eat a baby!
Posted by: ChiChi
Gimpy, don't be an idiot. Comparing the wiimote to the power glove is like comparing sex to dieing.

Posted by: impurity
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Posted by: impurity
Posted by: JAVA2
My mom is dead.....you jerks.....


I guess that's why she didn't move around a lot.


It's kinda hard to get a girl moving when your 2 inches...aint it Impy?


That's what the bungee cords and -blam!- were for.


What were the bungee cords for?

  • 11.15.2006 2:47 PM PDT

Save a cow, Eat a baby!
Posted by: ChiChi
Gimpy, don't be an idiot. Comparing the wiimote to the power glove is like comparing sex to dieing.

I see.

Excuse me for a moment.


*Gouges out brain with a red hot fire poker*

  • 11.15.2006 3:00 PM PDT

TO THE NEIGHBOR'S!!!

Posted by: LordCrotchpants
I see.

Excuse me for a moment.


*Gouges out brain with a red hot fire poker*

See definition # 2 above
Sweeet

[Edited on 11/15/2006]

  • 11.15.2006 3:46 PM PDT